The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Chilly defends #1, yet again! Who can knock him off his perch
Burnsy gets 10 holed by his 3 opponents
Course looks and plays differently with a lot of trees taken down
IM provides refereshments for everyone in tidy little shot glasses on the 8th tee box, yummy, while golfing on one leg! (Did anyone tip that cart girl)
Popeye mastered the skins, while Tick tamed the dogs. Yahoo!
Dogs today - 2 for Rexall, 1 each for Chilly and Luge
7 skins to report - Rexall 2, Chilly 2, Steamer, ZenGirl, Luge each with 1.

Quotables

Even you're good when you suck
I'm torn between the toque and the hat
IM can't hit a bad shot, God is on her side
Hurrryy up!
The Slammer Tour, the only place where "you're an A-hole" can be a compliment as well as an insult

Sun Oct 30, 2011

Summary
The last Slammer event of October saw 15 Slammers come prepared for the cold. I'll say that there was no disappointment as golfers were actually peeling off layers on this amazing, late fall golf afternoon. Fairways were in great shape, and though punched, greens ran smoothly. The only downer was the fallen leaves that made for some frustrating ball searches. Still lots of time to grab a few rounds and try to capture one of those elusive #1 Slammer Tour Caps, and knock off one of those nemesisisis. SLAMMIES! DON"T MISS IT! Friday, December 2nd, Falconridge. Guranteed awesome time!

Stars
	Rexall (We Remember) (r)
	Rexall. Does this guy own a pharmacy? One would thing he was using some stash of performance enhancing substances that he found in the back room. What else would be helping this Slammer hit fairways, stick approach shots and drain putts. In doing this he nabs 2 birds, takes home bones for 2 skins, and tops it off with a couple of dogs (one in gimme range). Ozone and Shades didn't stand a chance as Rexall jumps into the top 20. Scary golfin' Rexall!
	Chilly
	It wasn't too chilly for Chilly as he was chillin' on his way, once again, to defending that illustrious #1 rank. With 2 birds, a dog and 2 skins, Chilly takes out TheGame, Steamer and Ticklar making these his 8th defense of #1, having held that position since September 10th when he took out Smitty. Unfortunately he missed his moment in the spot light as he was tending to his thirst at the bar. Upon this realization, he turned and said, "What did he shoot?" Check it out. It was haunting!
	ZenGirl
	There were only 2 upset victories today and ZenGirl was one of the upsetters. She took out Sunshine and the Maiden, while Juice was the upsetee. She put down some dog balls that, unfortunately didn't hold, but did drain a bird that held up for a skin. She must have been under a spell. Awesome!

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 15
Scoring Average: 88
Birdie Average: 0.73
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: It's openess. Greens were punched but still rolled well;

Kids

The Kids earned $14

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $34

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Rexall (We Remember) (r) [C8]	Burnsy [A9]	WDN	The Game [B20]	Chilly [A1]	12
Ozone (r) [A12]	Burnsy [A9]	WDN	SunShine [B66]	ZenGirl [C6]	12
Shades [A11]	Burnsy [A9]	WDN	Steamer [A4]	Chilly [A1]	13
Rexall (We Remember) (r) [C8]	Ozone (r) [A12]	15	The Game [B20]	Ticklar [A3]	13
ZenGirl [C6]	Juice [A19]	16	The Game [B20]	Steamer [A4]	13
Rexall (We Remember) (r) [C8]	Shades [A11]	16	Ticklar [A3]	Chilly [A1]	15
			Inch [B19]	PizzaMan [A7]	15
			Luge [C140]	PizzaMan [A7]	15
			Luge [C140]	Inch [B19]	15
			Luge [C140]	Popeye (r) [B8]	15
			Inch [B19]	Popeye (r) [B8]	15
			SunShine [B66]	Juice [A19]	16
			Popeye (r) [B8]	PizzaMan [A7]	16
			Steamer [A4]	Ticklar [A3]	17
			IronMaiden [B12]	ZenGirl [C6]	17
			IronMaiden [B12]	Juice [A19]	17
			Ozone (r) [A12]	Shades [A11]	17
			SunShine [B66]	IronMaiden [B12]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Rexall (We Remember) (r)	80	2	0	2	36	2	20	3-0-0	6
Chilly	73	2	0	1	18	2	20	3-0-0	6
ZenGirl	87	1	0	0	0	1	10	3-0-0	6
PizzaMan	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Ticklar	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Shades	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Popeye (r)	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Juice	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Steamer	86	1	0	0	0	1	10	1-2-0	2
Ozone (r)	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Inch	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
IronMaiden	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Luge	96	2	0	1	18	1	10	0-3-0	0
The Game	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
SunShine	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Burnsy	WDN							0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	4	5	4	4	4	3	4	4	36	72
Chilly	5	4	3	3	3	6	3	5	5	37	4	4	4	4	4	5	3	4	4	36	73	2
Rexall (We Remember) (r)	5	5	3	4	4	6	3	6	5	41	6	4	6	4	4	3	2	4	6	39	80	2
Steamer	6	3	4	4	3	5	4	7	5	41	5	4	5	5	6	5	4	5	6	45	86	1
ZenGirl	4	5	3	4	3	5	3	5	5	37	5	6	5	7	5	7	4	5	6	50	87	1
Luge	6	4	4	5	2	6	5	7	7	46	6	3	6	8	8	6	4	4	5	50	96	1
Ticklar	6	4	5	5	2	5	4	4	5	40	5	5	5	4	4	5	3	4	5	40	80	0
PizzaMan	6	4	4	4	3	6	4	4	7	42	6	4	6	4	4	4	3	4	4	39	81	0
Shades	5	6	3	4	3	6	3	5	7	42	6	5	8	3	4	5	4	4	5	44	86	0
Ozone (r)	6	6	4	4	4	5	4	4	7	44	7	6	6	3	4	4	4	5	4	43	87	0
Popeye (r)	5	5	3	4	4	7	4	5	9	46	4	4	5	4	5	4	5	5	6	42	88	0
Inch	6	5	4	4	4	8	4	6	5	46	6	4	5	4	5	5	3	6	5	43	89	0
Juice	5	5	5	5	3	6	4	4	7	44	7	5	5	5	5	6	5	4	5	47	91	0
The Game	7	5	4	6	4	5	3	5	8	47	6	6	5	6	5	8	4	5	6	51	98	0
SunShine	6	7	5	7	6	7	3	6	7	54	5	4	5	5	5	6	5	4	7	46	100	0
TOTAL	1	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0		0	1	1	0	0	1	1	0	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	4U	4U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	3	3	3	6	3	5	5	4	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	7	5	4	6	4	5	3	5	8	6	6	5	-	-	-	-	-	-
													-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Chilly wins 8 and 6 Start match at hole:

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