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Notables

  • There are a couple of rulings to go read about - they are both from group 5 and one is on hole 8, the other on hole 13. Do you know where to go to find out the decisions?
  • MILESTONES - for those of you that are unaware I am a fan of such things. You may have lamented about the few minutes that it took to tell you about these {just be thankful that the other twelve that were within reach didn't happen!}. Cuba is the 25th to reach 150 career events, one ahead of DeeJay. pointZero is the 23rd to win 225 matches, his next loss will be #200 {25th}, and his draw today with Clang was his 25th - 32 others have done it. Loss #300 came today for Iron Maiden, the fourteenth to do so. Grumpy, even with an abysmal record is only the 39th Slammer to collect his 250th point.
  • The first Honourable Mention today is for the new #1 - he isn't really new - he had been there the longest this season and by taking down Ticklar it gets called an upset even though this is the 143rd time that Chilly {including the 8th in a row} has beat the Egyptian Pearl.
  • HM 2 - Rulz wins his match over PizzaMan to be the Top ranking 'B'. What a match! They square their first hole (12), then the man with the toppings wins the next four holes. Rulz starts to eat at the meat of the problem. Four straight holes won by the Commish and we are all square again after nine holes. Then they decide to play all square on 8 of the last 9 holes. Rulz' par on #7, proves enough to get him a hat. They both tried to give the match away on their 18th hole, each with a triple bogey on #11.
  • HM 3 - 'C' division was up for grabs and with four of group 1 all in the same class, including #1, Iron Maiden, this was one of the feature matches. Well go over to the right and see the second star. Bookie was undefeated today as he knocked off IM, but they went even for two holes and he and ZG won 8 holes apiece to draw and thus give the first ranking to ZG (do you all understand how this works? - when there is a draw the two players remain in the same order as they were prior to the event.). By the way Bookie does end the season as the highest ranking Super Senior.
  • HM 4 - he won't mind that he only gets an HM, He is very happy about the 167 bones for his dog and two skins. Sunny ends the year jumping from 26th to 12th place in the bones category. Add his three birds today with his 3 last time at Canadian, and it marks 6 different holes that he birdies there, this season.
  • Hey Slammers there is nothing wrong with 'going for it', but if you decide to do it make sure the group ahead is off the green. Today group two decided to drive for the green on 12 but they didn't realize that group one foursome were all there. No harm done, but the ball landed in between the four of them.
  • Bling chips in for a birdie on #5
  • Malone has trouble finishing his second meal.
  • I would like to encourage you all. There is a reason that almost every ruling is either by or against the Commish or the Assistant Commish. Well we should all be doing more of it. So that we can all learn, and to protect the rest of the Tour. I hear of a situation EVERY event, so remember that it is not personal but it should be done for the Tour ... now go read up on what you should be doing http://www.slammertour.com/slammertour-decisions.shtml.

Quotables

  • "Hey Cuba, let's play together." "I can't walk that fast."
  • "Bonzo is not playing. I should be 7th. lol!"
  • "Frantic trading before the deadline."
  • "Hope they have that delicious chili."
  • "Cold glory's last shot."
  • "Hmmm. Tough decision. I can't get that putt that PizzaMan made at Kingsway, out of my head."
  • "He fell for it."
  • "Rulz, I could pick another victim, but it will cost you a beer."
  • "Rulz, as Satchel Paige said 'Dont look back, someone may be gaining on you.'"
  • "SCORE!"
  • "Treat me gentle boys. Treat me gentle."
  • "Got your back, Partner."
  • "SRR - come back here with those bones, you be interfering with a police investigation, don't you know?"
  • Hey NoCents, you are starting to make NO SENSE - you refused more from Ticklar. I wonder how I get to allow you to sell your spot."
  • "Thank you Slammers for a wonderful year."
  • Canadian pro Dale Trafford on the walkie talkie system, "Grumpy you are too fast" (being in the lead group they made the turn from 18 to 1 and they had to wait for two more groups to go before they could continue.
  • "Our shrinkage is still longer than your longest."
  • "Ladies can use their putters."
  • "That ball felt like I was hitting an ice cube."
  • "The only good thing about coming out today, is that I only lost to one person. If I stayed home, I would have lost to three."
  • "We don't all come into the clubhouse to hear what you have done."
  • "Santa needs a GPS to find Jamaica."
  • "This is in. No matter what!"
  • "The matches are very tight. Quick! More axle grease please."
  • "Right now, I am only breaking even."
  • "Chilly, don't freeze Willy!"
  • "Princess ain't no hooker!"
  • "Even a cold dead guy can get cold."
  • "Popeye the sailor man." "poop poop"
  • "How did you do poop-poop?" "No! POOP! POOP!"
  • "If you didn't want to be cold, you should have kept up with us." "To keep up, we would have had to play through a few groups."
  • "I will have a pitcher." "We don't have any draught." "You can have a bottle." "There's no point, if I can't share."
  • "Where's the kid's money? I am putting in a 2 and taking back a 5. I really putt well today." that was before he won 167 bones.
 Event: Canadian
Sun Nov 20, 2011
Summary
"Whah! Whah! Whah! It's over!" Yes folks the 2011 Slammer playing season is over. One event to do and the season is done. The Slammies are our awards night. Great dinner at one of our finest kitchens of any of our partner courses. Be sure to: A) get your votes in for the Preston cup; B) register to come out to the Slammies on Dec 2. Remember that guests are welcome; C) come to a course, dressed for a party and not a round of golf; D) honour your fellow Slammers for their achievements; and E) come back next year to move on up. As the Tour tends to do, we are famous for loving our game and coming out for any and all conditions. The announced weather mentioned snow and promised to dip to -2 by mid afternoon, but 40 Slammers were coming in case this would be "my last round of the year". Kids listen to the pepperoni master hisself - "Next Saturday will be double digits again." I suggest you keep your eyes on the site, to find out what 'unofficial' events we will manage to set up. I would like to close my 40th summary of the season by quoting that most adorned Slammer "I can"t believe how great these conditions are.!" What does he know? ha ha ha, and to all a good night!

Stars
ProZee
Today`s first star was one of six slammers today to go 3-0 and be one shot within each other. Winning the second most for his skin and will take 60 of the FITforeGOLF bones home. He had three upsets, taking down pointZero, Clang and Popeye and will start next season as #11.
ZenGirl
The score doesn't matter. She goes undefeated and wins two divisions. Yes folks the season ends with ZenGirl as the highest ranked Lady and also 'C' classer. Along the way she adds 47 TanCo bones for her dog.
SunShine
My vote for Most Stylin Slammer, not only looked good, but she also played very well. She hasn't been around much lately, but her game didn't suffer, as she wins both matches and collects 47 more TanCo dog bones, moving into the top five of both the Ladies and the 'D' classers. Her score was 11 below her scoring average and beat her SA by the most on a day that most were above.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 38
  • Scoring Average: 92
  • Birdie Average: 0.47
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: greens, greens, and the fairways, but NOT the rakeless bunkers.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $32
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $45
  • EG Member: $38
  • EG Unl. Member: $33

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
KaDaver [A21] Lucky [A15] 13 Princess (r) [D4] Blue [A17] 11
ProZee [B12] Clang [A9] 13 Grumpy [D2] Blue [A17] 12
Sunny [B10] Ripzone [B4] 14 Eeyore [B9] Rulz [A8] 13
Chilly [A3] Ticklar [A1] 15 Billiards [C15] SunShine [B69] 13
Smitty [A27] Cuba [A18] 15 Lucky [A15] Chilly [A3] 13
ProZee [B12] pointZero [A14] 16 The Game [B25] Smitty [A27] 13
ProZee [B12] Popeye (r) [B2] 16 Ruskie [B5] Malone [O2] 13
Ruskie [B5] Steamer [A7] 18 Eeyore [B9] NoCents [B6] 13
ZenGirl [C8] IronMaiden [B7] 18 The Game [B25] Cuba [A18] 13
Bookie [C12] IronMaiden [B7] 18 Ruskie [B5] Burnsy [A4] 13
Rulz [A8] PizzaMan [A5] 18 Steamer [A7] Burnsy [A4] 13
NoCents [B6] PizzaMan [A5] 18 Big Guy [D3] SunShine [B69] 13
Ripzone [B4] Chadderbox (r) [A36] 14
Lucky [A15] Ticklar [A1] 14
Steamer [A7] Malone [O2] 14
DeeJay [B3] Smitty [A27] 14
The Game [B25] DeeJay [B3] 14
Luge [C140] Sunny [B10] 15
Princess (r) [D4] Grumpy [D2] 15
Luge [C140] Chadderbox (r) [A36] 15
Luge [C140] Ripzone [B4] 16
FrenchHooligan (r) [C14] IronMaiden [B7] 16
Eeyore [B9] PizzaMan [A5] 16
NoCents [B6] Rulz [A8] 17
FrenchHooligan (r) [C14] Bookie [C12] 17
Boomer [C1] Bling [A33] 17
Sunny [B10] Chadderbox (r) [A36] 17
Cuba [A18] DeeJay [B3] 17
Centsless [B17] Hype [A42] 17
Popeye (r) [B2] pointZero [A14] 17
Big Guy [D3] Billiards [C15] 18
KaDaver [A21] Chilly [A3] 18
KaDaver [A21] Ticklar [A1] 18
Hype [A42] Boomer [C1] 18
Centsless [B17] Boomer [C1] 18
FrenchHooligan (r) [C14] ZenGirl [C8] 18
Bookie [C12] ZenGirl [C8] 18
Hype [A42] Bling [A33] 18
Burnsy [A4] Malone [O2] 18
Centsless [B17] Bling [A33] 18
pointZero [A14] Clang [A9] 18
Popeye (r) [B2] Clang [A9] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
ProZee 82 2 0 0 0 1 60 3-0-0 6
Chadderbox (r) 81 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chilly 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Rulz 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Malone 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Bling 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Smitty 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
ZenGirl 101 0 0 1 47 0 0 2-0-1 5
Bookie 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Sunny 87 3 0 1 47 2 120 2-1-0 4
SunShine 94 0 0 1 47 0 0 2-0-0 4
Burnsy 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
DeeJay 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Blue 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
NoCents 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Clang 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Boomer 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
pointZero 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
KaDaver 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Hype 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Ticklar 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Ruskie 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
PizzaMan 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Ripzone 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Cuba 93 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Billiards 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
IronMaiden 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Eeyore 95 0 0 1 47 0 0 0-3-0 0
Centsless 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Steamer 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Popeye (r) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Luge 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Lucky 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Big Guy 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
FrenchHooligan (r) 104 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
The Game 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Princess (r) 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 5 3 35 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 37 72
Sunny 7 6 4 4 7 4 2 5 2 41 5 5 5 6 3 4 4 7 7 46 87 2
ProZee 5 3 4 3 7 4 4 5 3 38 5 4 5 5 4 7 3 5 6 44 82 1
Chilly 4 4 3 5 4 5 5 5 3 38 5 5 5 6 4 5 4 4 5 43 81 0
Chadderbox (r) 6 4 3 5 6 4 4 6 3 41 5 4 5 4 4 5 3 5 5 40 81 0
Rulz 5 4 5 4 4 4 3 5 4 38 6 7 5 5 4 5 4 4 4 44 82 0
Malone 5 4 3 5 6 4 3 5 3 38 5 6 5 5 4 6 3 5 5 44 82 0
Burnsy 5 5 3 4 4 7 3 4 4 39 7 4 4 4 5 7 4 5 5 45 84 0
Bling 5 4 3 4 3 4 4 5 4 36 7 6 5 6 4 6 4 5 5 48 84 0
Boomer 5 4 4 5 5 4 4 5 3 39 5 6 5 7 5 4 3 6 6 47 86 0
Clang 6 4 3 4 3 5 4 6 4 39 6 5 5 6 4 5 3 7 6 47 86 0
pointZero 5 5 4 5 5 4 4 6 5 43 6 4 4 5 4 6 5 4 5 43 86 0
KaDaver 5 5 5 4 4 4 4 6 3 40 5 4 4 6 5 5 4 6 7 46 86 0
Smitty 4 4 3 7 6 5 3 8 3 43 5 5 4 5 5 4 5 6 5 44 87 0
Hype 7 5 3 5 4 4 4 5 3 40 6 6 5 5 4 6 4 5 6 47 87 0
Ticklar 8 4 3 5 5 5 3 6 3 42 6 6 6 4 4 6 3 5 6 46 88 0
DeeJay 6 6 4 5 5 6 4 4 3 43 6 6 5 5 5 4 3 6 5 45 88 0
Ruskie 6 5 4 5 6 4 3 7 4 44 5 6 6 6 5 4 4 4 4 44 88 0
PizzaMan 8 6 5 4 4 4 5 5 4 45 6 7 5 4 3 4 3 5 6 43 88 0
Centsless 5 6 3 6 6 5 3 5 3 42 5 6 5 6 5 4 4 5 7 47 89 0
Blue 7 4 4 5 5 5 3 7 3 43 6 5 4 5 4 5 4 6 7 46 89 0
NoCents 6 4 5 5 6 4 3 5 3 41 5 5 4 6 4 6 5 9 4 48 89 0
Steamer 5 5 5 5 5 5 4 6 4 44 7 5 4 6 4 5 4 5 5 45 89 0
Ripzone 8 4 4 6 7 6 3 6 3 47 5 5 4 6 4 5 3 7 5 44 91 0
Popeye (r) 5 4 4 5 6 4 3 5 3 39 7 5 5 5 6 4 6 8 7 53 92 0
Cuba 7 7 4 5 3 6 5 8 3 48 6 4 5 5 4 5 3 6 7 45 93 0
Luge 5 5 5 4 4 5 4 8 3 43 7 4 4 7 5 6 5 6 7 51 94 0
Eeyore 7 5 6 4 5 5 3 6 4 45 9 6 4 6 4 6 3 6 6 50 95 0
Bookie 8 4 4 5 7 7 4 7 3 49 6 4 7 5 6 5 3 5 6 47 96 0
Billiards 8 7 5 5 5 5 4 6 3 48 7 6 5 7 6 4 3 7 6 51 99 0
Lucky 7 4 3 5 6 5 3 7 4 44 8 7 5 7 6 4 6 7 5 55 99 0
ZenGirl 6 5 7 7 5 5 3 6 3 47 8 5 5 8 5 4 6 7 6 54 101 0
Big Guy 9 6 4 6 6 5 4 6 5 51 9 5 5 5 6 6 3 6 7 52 103 0
FrenchHooligan (r) 6 3 6 6 7 5 5 6 4 48 8 6 7 6 4 4 6 8 7 56 104 0
Grumpy 7 5 3 7 7 5 5 8 5 52 7 5 9 7 5 4 4 8 6 55 107 0
The Game 7 5 6 6 5 6 7 9 6 57 5 5 5 7 6 7 4 5 6 50 107 0
Princess (r) 8 7 5 8 8 5 4 8 3 56 7 7 5 7 6 6 4 8 8 58 114 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U AS AS AS 1U 1U 2U 2U 1U 2U 3U 4U - - -
6 4 3 5 6 4 4 6 3 5 4 5 4 4 5 - - -
5 5 5 4 4 5 4 8 3 7 4 4 7 5 6 - - -
1U AS AS 1U AS AS - - -
RESULT: Chadderbox wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:
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