The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

POP tip of the day: If the marshall tells you to pick up the pace, please say "Yes sir" and move on. Even if you are only 5 minutes behind after 12 holes
HM: DeeJay goes undefeated with 3 birdies
DOGGIES: 5 doggie holes and all were hit with 2 going to Snooter and 1 each to Lefty, Rexall & KaDaver @ 14 bones ea
SKINS: Only 3 skins today with 2 going to PointZero and 1 to TJ @ 23 bones a piece
Thank you to T-Bone for your skinmaster services and to Rexall, always a gentleman when presenting the doggies

Quotables

You went O-fer?
I have to go home and make hot dogs for my wife
I would be really fat if I went 0-3 all the time
You're hitting from the kiddie tees
Don't you be hoggin' our playmate
I'm a little out of my element today
Thanks for the non-read
(14th hole) OK, we've just shaken hands and you beat me, I am now #11....can I play the red tees now?
You're boring to watch!
Something tells me it's already snowing
I'll give you your $ 5 next year
Inch, can you bend over

Tue May 15, 2012

Summary
You just can't beat Tuesdays at Stonebridge! Close to town and always a challenge, this links course has some of the friendliest and most helpful on course staff in the City. From the starter to the cart girls, we always feel at home and welcome. And they encourage, support and appreciate our pace of plans initiatives....and recognize the efforts that the Slammers are making in this department. A bit of a breeze as usual accompanied us throughout the round but that was a welcome relief from the 25+ degrees that we are still acclimatizing to.

Stars
	pointZero
	PointZero continues to dominate the stars and for the second event in a row ( he played 6 events in a week) he takes first star honours. PointZero is becoming hard to beat as he defends against Inch and Snooter and rips the #3 rank from KaDavers cold hands. With 2 birds that both hold up for the skins, PZ becomes the new "The Canadian" birdie leader with a total of 16 birds as well as the new "Evolution" skins leader with 10. Well done SIR!!
	Rexall (We Remember)
	Well lookie here! Rexall played so well again today that he deserved mention in the stars. Another ho hum day as this S. Senior makes golf play look easy defending his rank against StevieRay and Juan. Three birdies added to his stats and a doggie on (the tough to judge the distance) #15...not too shabby!
	TJ
	TJ made minced meat of his competitors today but he did it in such a nice way I think they will all forgive him. Upsets all around as he climbs over T-Bone, Grumpy and IronMaiden and leaps into the top 10 of the Slammer ranks. With 1 bird that holds up for the skin, TJ shares the pot with PZ and takes home the other one third of the skins bones. Nice!

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 14
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.93
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Fairways and 19th hole;

Kids

The Kids earned $10

Event Fees

ST Member: $56
EG Member: $49
EG Unl. Member: $42

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
TJ [B43]	IronMaiden [B2]	14	HawkP (r) [D107]	George Carson [B37]	11
TJ [B43]	T-Bone [B29]	14	HawkP (r) [D107]	DeeJay [B6]	11
pointZero [A9]	KaDaver [A3]	16	Grumpy [D1]	TJ [B43]	13
Grumpy [D1]	IronMaiden [B2]	17	Inch [B47]	pointZero [A9]	14
T-Bone [B29]	IronMaiden [B2]	18	Snooter [A39]	pointZero [A9]	14
			Inch [B47]	KaDaver [A3]	14
			Juan [B91]	Rexall (We Remember) [C2]	14
			Snooter [A39]	KaDaver [A3]	15
			Stevie Ray [C8]	Rexall (We Remember) [C2]	15
			George Carson [B37]	DeeJay [B6]	16
			Juan [B91]	Stevie Ray [C8]	17
			Inch [B47]	Snooter [A39]	17
			Grumpy [D1]	T-Bone [B29]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
pointZero	76	2	0	0	0	2	46	3-0-0	6
TJ	93	1	0	0	0	1	23	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	77	1	0	1	14	0	0	2-1-0	4
Rexall (We Remember)	79	3	0	1	14	0	0	2-0-0	4
DeeJay	78	3	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
T-Bone	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Snooter	84	0	0	2	28	0	0	1-2-0	2
George Carson	81	1	0	1	14	0	0	1-1-0	2
Stevie Ray	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Grumpy	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Inch	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Juan	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
IronMaiden	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
HawkP (r)	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	4	36	5	3	4	4	4	3	4	3	5	35	71
pointZero	3	4	5	4	5	4	4	4	4	37	5	6	4	4	3	3	5	4	5	39	76	2
TJ	5	3	7	3	7	4	4	5	4	42	6	3	5	7	5	5	6	6	8	51	93	1
KaDaver	4	4	6	5	5	4	3	5	4	40	5	4	4	4	4	3	6	3	4	37	77	0
DeeJay	4	4	6	4	6	3	4	5	4	40	4	4	6	4	5	2	4	3	6	38	78	0
Rexall (We Remember)	5	3	5	5	6	3	4	8	5	44	5	3	4	5	4	2	4	4	4	35	79	0
George Carson	5	4	5	4	7	4	3	4	4	40	5	4	6	4	6	3	5	4	4	41	81	0
Snooter	7	3	6	4	5	5	5	5	4	44	6	3	4	5	6	4	4	3	5	40	84	0
Stevie Ray	6	3	7	5	7	4	4	7	4	47	6	3	6	4	6	4	4	3	6	42	89	0
Inch	6	5	5	4	6	4	4	7	5	46	5	4	4	7	5	4	7	4	5	45	91	0
T-Bone	6	3	7	6	5	5	4	5	5	46	7	3	8	7	6	4	5	4	4	48	94	0
Juan	7	6	6	7	6	7	4	5	6	54	4	4	4	4	5	4	6	4	8	43	97	0
Grumpy	7	4	6	5	7	4	4	7	5	49	7	4	5	7	5	4	7	3	7	49	98	0
IronMaiden	7	4	5	5	7	5	4	8	4	49	6	5	6	4	6	3	8	5	8	51	100	0
HawkP (r)	7	5	8	5	7	6	4	7	4	53	6	7	7	6	8	5	5	3	5	52	105	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0			3
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	AS	1U	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	4U	5U	4U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	3	4	5	4	5	4	4	4	4	5	6	4	4	3	-	-	-	-
	7	3	6	4	5	5	5	5	4	6	3	4	5	6	-	-	-	-
		AS													-	-	-	-
RESULT: pointZero wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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