The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Swanny took a cab.....last night.
Iron maiden ties the former Tickler record of 102 events played in a year.
Grumpy continues to raise the rounds played bar as he plays #104
Helen makes THE BEST cookies.
Irons wears a black and white horizontally striped top and Grumpy curiously wears the matching knee high socks.
ZenGirl wears ear muffs all day over a bright orange Slammer hat,even at the 19th hole, and promises to wear them to bed, earning Best Dressed Slammer status.
Special notable mention to PizzaMan as he defends his rank going undefeated with wins over Bookie and Popeye, and a tie with Cuba.
Dogs worth $20 each were recorded by PizzaMan and won by Bookie, Juice, Chilly and PizzaMan, who called it before doing it.
Four skins also worth $20 were won by Steamer, and the other 3 by Chilly, who asked for a high 3 1/2 to celebrate.
In spite of acrid and parsimonious exchanges between the two, Pizzaman and Bookie shake hands after the round !
At the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month......

Falcon Ridge is the home of Ottawa Sun Scramble Royal Oak Kick-Off Day and the Michelob Ultra Million Dollar Ace!

Quotables

Irons you have so many 7's you should go to the casino.
Earmuffs are all she is going to wear to bed,
Who hit you ?
Imagine that, another front pin.
That was a perfect shot if it didn't go in the woods.
We had to be quiet for that.
I played rather well, I guess.
I got s..t on.
I almost fell on my nose fixing that ball mark,
I feel bad for all those golfers that took today off.
You got the yuckies out.
Juice licks what I spit on,

Sat Nov 10, 2012

Summary
Expectations of afternoon freezing rain and very low temperatures were ignored by 16 justifiably optimistic Slammers who enjoyed pure sunshine and 18 front pin placements under November Slammer Tour rules. It was a beautiful day for Slammergolf.

Stars
	Swanny
	Swanny is inordinately quiet as he may have an unpaid bill hovering over his head from the preceding night. Nonetheless he defeats Juice, Duke and Snake and goes well below his year long scoring average. He is kind enough to not fire another eagle, although giggled when his last was mentioned!
	IronMaiden
	Event 102 resulted in IronMaiden defeating Grumpy, Zengirl and Irons, shooting well below her scoring average and declaring a four skin event !
	Chilly
	Chilly quietly goes undefeated as he ties Ticklar, defeats Steamer and StevieRay, and is likely to have his 2012 taxes audited as he grabs a dog and almost sweeps the skins.

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.5
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: The pin positions were all front ! Count em, 18 ! That's all we talked about after the round.

Kids

The Kids earned $8

Event Fees

ST Member: $30
EG Member: $25
EG Unl. Member: $20

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Swanny [A13]	Duke (r) [A12]	11	Stevie Ray [C2]	Chilly [A9]	12
Swanny [A13]	Juice [A8]	15	Snake (r) [B21]	Swanny [A13]	12
Bookie [C5]	Popeye [B22]	16	Bookie [C5]	Cuba [A15]	13
Snake (r) [B21]	Duke (r) [A12]	16	Bookie [C5]	PizzaMan [A7]	14
Chilly [A9]	Steamer [A6]	18	Popeye [B22]	PizzaMan [A7]	14
			Grumpy [D1]	IronMaiden [B6]	14
			Popeye [B22]	Cuba [A15]	14
			Stevie Ray [C2]	Steamer [A6]	15
			Duke (r) [A12]	Juice [A8]	15
			Ticklar [A10]	Steamer [A6]	16
			Grumpy [D1]	ZenGirl [C3]	16
			Stevie Ray [C2]	Ticklar [A10]	17
			Irons (r) [A28]	ZenGirl [C3]	17
			Irons (r) [A28]	IronMaiden [B6]	17
			Grumpy [D1]	Irons (r) [A28]	17
			Ticklar [A10]	Chilly [A9]	18
			Snake (r) [B21]	Juice [A8]	18
			ZenGirl [C3]	IronMaiden [B6]	18
			Cuba [A15]	PizzaMan [A7]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Swanny	79	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Chilly	78	3	0	1	20	3	60	2-0-1	5
PizzaMan	86	0	0	1	20	0	0	2-0-1	5
Cuba	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Juice	88	1	0	1	20	0	0	2-1-0	4
Steamer	83	2	0	0	0	1	20	2-1-0	4
ZenGirl	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ticklar	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Bookie	98	0	0	1	20	0	0	1-2-0	2
Snake (r)	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Irons (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Popeye	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Duke (r)	99	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	36	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	5	4	36	72
Chilly	3	4	4	5	3	4	6	5	2	36	5	6	4	5	4	4	5	5	4	42	78	3
Steamer	5	4	5	4	4	3	4	6	3	38	5	5	4	4	3	6	4	8	6	45	83	1
Swanny	5	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	4	38	4	4	5	4	4	6	3	5	6	41	79	0
Cuba	4	4	5	5	4	4	6	6	3	41	4	4	6	4	3	6	3	6	5	41	82	0
Ticklar	4	4	4	5	3	4	5	6	4	39	4	5	5	5	3	8	4	5	4	43	82	0
PizzaMan	8	5	5	5	4	4	5	5	3	44	4	5	5	6	3	6	3	5	5	42	86	0
Juice	4	5	5	5	3	6	4	7	4	43	7	6	4	5	3	6	3	7	4	45	88	0
IronMaiden	5	6	5	5	5	5	5	5	4	45	5	5	5	4	3	7	4	7	4	44	89	0
Stevie Ray	8	5	5	6	4	5	6	5	3	47	6	4	4	4	3	7	4	6	4	42	89	0
Snake (r)	5	5	5	5	5	6	7	5	3	46	4	5	6	4	2	8	4	7	6	46	92	0
ZenGirl	5	4	5	5	3	5	7	7	5	46	5	4	7	4	4	6	4	7	5	46	92	0
Irons (r)	5	4	4	6	4	5	5	8	3	44	7	7	7	7	4	5	4	7	6	54	98	0
Bookie	7	6	5	5	3	5	6	6	4	47	5	8	8	5	3	6	3	6	7	51	98	0
Duke (r)	5	5	5	6	3	5	7	8	4	48	8	6	5	5	2	8	6	6	5	51	99	0
Popeye	4	6	5	6	4	6	6	6	4	47	7	4	5	5	4	7	4	8	8	52	99	0
Grumpy	6	6	5	5	5	8	6	6	3	50	6	7	5	4	3	8	5	8	5	51	101	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1		0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	1U	1U	1U	1U	AS	1U	2U	1U	AS	1U	1U	AS	1U	AS	AS	AS
	3	4	4	5	3	4	6	5	2	5	6	4	5	4	4	5	5	4
	4	4	4	5	3	4	5	6	4	4	5	5	5	3	8	4	5	4
							AS				AS			AS		AS	AS	AS
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