 Notables - Thanks to Pukey J for being the Doggie Master and to Stevie Ray for taking on the Skin Master duties
- Dogs were scored by Davestator on #5, Vinnie on #7, Stevie Ray on #13, and Raker on #16
- Of skins there were four, all taken with biridies -- Pukey J on #4, Stevie Ray on #6, Davestator on #14, and DJD on #16
 Quotables
- 666 -- that is the number of the beast
- Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
- Iron Maiden told me to his the dumb one
- I am going to test the theory that a tree is 80% air, that rock isn't!
- To Vinnie: "When you take my $5, I'll consider it protection
- One tip -- aim at the out house
- Raker needs his credit card to pay for all his three -putts
- That was a good line -- you could be an actor!
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Wed Jun 5, 2013
Summary
Sixteen golfers took advantage of the good weather to continue the friendly Slammer Tour competition at the Metcalfe links. We welcome the newest Slammer, SoreElbow. And welcome back, Ruskie! Ruskie is a long-time member of the Tour but his work took him to the USA for a while. Great to see you back!
| Stars |
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Vinnie (r) |
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This rookie shows his stuff today taking down the ever-consistent Point Zero and vaults from 76th to 21st spot in the ranking. Along the way he captures a dog and two birdies and takes out Raker and DJD as well. |
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Stevie Ray |
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This stalwart of the Tour handily defends his ranking and makes mincemeat of the competition. He ten-holes two of the foursome and gives a welcome-back 6-and-5 thrashing of returning Slammer, Ruskie. On the way he captures a skin and a dog. |
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Davestator |
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This SuperSenior may be hard to defeat in the TC championships. Today he had a bird that stood up for a skin and collected a dog as well. He finishes off all his competition by the 15th hole. Well done! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 16
- Scoring Average: 93
- Birdie Average: 0.44
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: Though slow, the greens were in generally good shape.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $42
- EG Member: $37
- EG Unl. Member: $32
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Pukey J [B10] |
IronMaiden [B5] |
12 |
Billiards [C43] |
Stevie Ray [C5] |
10 |
| Pukey J [B10] |
Gator [B7] |
12 |
LouMan (r) [Unr] |
Stevie Ray [C5] |
10 |
| LouMan (r) [Unr] |
Billiards [C43] |
13 |
HullAss [D1] |
Davestator [B30] |
12 |
| Bookie [C6] |
Gator [B7] |
16 |
Ruskie [B103] |
Stevie Ray [C5] |
13 |
| Vinnie (r) [B28] |
pointZero [A17] |
18 |
HullAss [D1] |
Supersy [C9] |
13 |
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|
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Bookie [C6] |
Pukey J [B10] |
13 |
|
|
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Raker [C18] |
Vinnie (r) [B28] |
13 |
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Billiards [C43] |
Ruskie [B103] |
14 |
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Raker [C18] |
pointZero [A17] |
14 |
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DJD [A47] |
pointZero [A17] |
14 |
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|
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Supersy [C9] |
Davestator [B30] |
14 |
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Pearls (r) [C11] |
Davestator [B30] |
14 |
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HullAss [D1] |
Pearls (r) [C11] |
15 |
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Gator [B7] |
IronMaiden [B5] |
16 |
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Raker [C18] |
DJD [A47] |
16 |
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|
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Pearls (r) [C11] |
Supersy [C9] |
16 |
|
|
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LouMan (r) [Unr] |
Ruskie [B103] |
17 |
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Bookie [C6] |
IronMaiden [B5] |
18 |
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DJD [A47] |
Vinnie (r) [B28] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Stevie Ray |
79 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1 |
18 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Davestator |
86 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1 |
18 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Vinnie (r) |
85 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Pukey J |
81 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Ruskie |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
pointZero |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Supersy |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
IronMaiden |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Bookie |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
DJD |
88 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
LouMan (r) |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Pearls (r) |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Raker |
99 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Billiards |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Gator |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
HullAss |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
34 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
37 |
71 |
|
| Stevie Ray |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
33 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
79 |
1 |
| Pukey J |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
81 |
1 |
| Davestator |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
1 |
| DJD |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
88 |
1 |
| Vinnie (r) |
4 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
85 |
0 |
| pointZero |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
48 |
89 |
0 |
| Ruskie |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
48 |
89 |
0 |
| Supersy |
7 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
50 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
91 |
0 |
| LouMan (r) |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
5 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
50 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
95 |
0 |
| Pearls (r) |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
50 |
98 |
0 |
| Bookie |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
51 |
98 |
0 |
| Billiards |
7 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
50 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
51 |
101 |
0 |
| Gator |
7 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
53 |
102 |
0 |
| HullAss |
8 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
53 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
54 |
107 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
4 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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