 Notables - Outaouais Request, Slammers are to check in at the proshop upon arrival for Slammer events.
- New Slammer # 2, Pepilepu was in the house.
- ToothFairy presented Culligan Doggies to Spud (3 East - 4ft), Pepilepu (7 East - 51ft), Popeye (9 East - 12ft), Our favourite Slammer (Nobody 2 South), GoTee (8 South - 6ft).
- Thanks to RoadWarrior and IronMaiden for sharing the Dynamic Physio and Chiro and Skins Report to Spud with Birds on 1E and 4S, Gru with a bird on 5S, Pepilepu with a birdie on 6S, and GoTee with a birdie on 8S
 Quotables
- YipMeister, you look just like Steve Stricker.
- How can we play fast with a guy named Turtle?
- Pepi, it's not recommended to take divots with your putter.
- Don't swing so hard Popeye. Don't hit the ground so hard Popeye.
- This one's for you Crenshaw! Splash! Score one for Crenshaw.
- PizzaMan takes a while to present when he's the OC. If Crenshaw finishes telling his stories, maybe I'll get to finish my presentation.
- Pepi, when I enter the numbers tonight you will be 0-3.
- I liked it better when Popeye was grumpy, (not the noun)
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Mon Oct 14, 2013
Summary
A wise old man once said, "PizzaMan, you should write which 9's we did today in your report.", so here you go Bookie. Today at Outaouais, Slammers competed on the East then South Course. This eastern gem was enjoyed by 5 full groups of eager, turkey-filled golfers. Next weekend, EGers and Slammers head up the 401 to participate in the annual Smugglers Glen Fall Getaway. You are guaranteed lots of fun and there are still some spots available. Come join the adventure.
| Stars |
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Spud |
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I guess they don't teach the boys on the Big Red Mud not to hit girls, 'cause Spud beat up on 3 girls today. Mrs. Spud, (ToothFairy), Juice, and then IronMaiden on 17, fell to the potato man himself. A doggie and 2 birdie skins easily paid for this round of golf with some 'left over' like all the turkey in our fridges. Extraordinary! |
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Popeye |
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Playing in his neck of the woods seemed to serve him well. After a less than stellar start, Popeye came on strong and got the job done. He did not manage to pull off the sweep at the hands of GoTee, but PizzaMan was not as fortunate. However, the real prize, Pepilepu fell on the 17th, making Popeye the new #2 ranked Slammer on tour, and the top 'B'. A tight Doggie on 9 East closed out this 2nd star performance. Awesome! |
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GoTee (r) |
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GoTee did not go 3-0, which is often a perquisite for stardom, but not today. He defeated, PizzaMan and Popeye, but fell short with our new #2, Pepilepu. More noteworthy was his snagging of a close Doggie and earning a skin off 2 birdies. Well done bearded 'guy'. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 91
- Birdie Average: 0.65
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: Played East then South nines
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $55
- EG Member: $47
- EG Unl. Member: $40
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Turtle [B21] |
Duke [A25] |
13 |
Bashful (r) [Unr] |
DJD [A42] |
10 |
| Spud [A16] |
Juice [A13] |
16 |
Bashful (r) [Unr] |
RoadWarrior (r) [B24] |
10 |
| IronMaiden [B14] |
Juice [A13] |
16 |
Bashful (r) [Unr] |
Gru (r) [B30] |
10 |
| GoTee (r) [A27] |
PizzaMan [A8] |
16 |
Kricket [B112] |
Turtle [B21] |
12 |
| Popeye [B6] |
PizzaMan [A8] |
17 |
X-Man (r) [B29] |
YipMeister (r) [O7] |
12 |
| Popeye [B6] |
Pepilepu [B1] |
17 |
X-Man (r) [B29] |
GreenReader [B23] |
13 |
| Gru (r) [B30] |
RoadWarrior (r) [B24] |
17 |
Kricket [B112] |
Bookie [C6] |
14 |
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GreenReader [B23] |
Crenshaw [A22] |
14 |
|
|
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Bookie [C6] |
Turtle [B21] |
15 |
|
|
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Juice [A13] |
YipMeister (r) [O7] |
15 |
|
|
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ToothFairy [B26] |
IronMaiden [B14] |
15 |
|
|
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Kricket [B112] |
Duke [A25] |
15 |
|
|
|
YipMeister (r) [O7] |
Crenshaw [A22] |
16 |
|
|
|
PizzaMan [A8] |
Pepilepu [B1] |
16 |
|
|
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ToothFairy [B26] |
Spud [A16] |
16 |
|
|
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IronMaiden [B14] |
Spud [A16] |
17 |
|
|
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Popeye [B6] |
GoTee (r) [A27] |
17 |
|
|
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Bookie [C6] |
Duke [A25] |
17 |
|
|
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DJD [A42] |
Gru (r) [B30] |
17 |
|
|
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ToothFairy [B26] |
Juice [A13] |
18 |
|
|
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GoTee (r) [A27] |
Pepilepu [B1] |
18 |
|
|
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GreenReader [B23] |
YipMeister (r) [O7] |
18 |
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DJD [A42] |
RoadWarrior (r) [B24] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Spud |
83 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
2 |
40 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Gru (r) |
80 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
YipMeister (r) |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-1-0 |
6 |
|
Turtle |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
GoTee (r) |
88 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
20 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Pepilepu |
89 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
20 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Popeye |
86 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Crenshaw |
80 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
IronMaiden |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Duke |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
DJD |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
RoadWarrior (r) |
86 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
GreenReader |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Bookie |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
ToothFairy |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Juice |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-1 |
1 |
|
PizzaMan |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Kricket |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
X-Man (r) |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Bashful (r) |
127 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
36 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Spud |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
83 |
2 |
| Gru (r) |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
80 |
1 |
| GoTee (r) |
7 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
45 |
88 |
1 |
| Pepilepu |
6 |
4 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
89 |
1 |
| Crenshaw |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
80 |
0 |
| DJD |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
39 |
83 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
5 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
42 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
85 |
0 |
| RoadWarrior (r) |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
38 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
48 |
86 |
0 |
| Popeye |
8 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
43 |
86 |
0 |
| YipMeister (r) |
5 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
42 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
87 |
0 |
| GreenReader |
8 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
88 |
0 |
| ToothFairy |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
45 |
89 |
0 |
| Turtle |
8 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
47 |
90 |
0 |
| Juice |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
90 |
0 |
| Duke |
6 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
93 |
0 |
| Bookie |
8 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
48 |
93 |
0 |
| PizzaMan |
8 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
49 |
94 |
0 |
| Kricket |
6 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
51 |
104 |
0 |
| X-Man (r) |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
51 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
53 |
104 |
0 |
| Bashful (r) |
8 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
6 |
64 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
7 |
63 |
127 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
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5 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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