 Notables - Smitty celebrated his 40th birthday today and didn't tell one Slammer. Maybe he feels old.
- Inch must have been thinking about getting home to celebrate his wife Jay's birthday. He, like Flyer mid summer, locked his keys in the trunk of his car. No PapaMalone today so he had to call CAA.
- While googling to find something clever to say about LilMuffin, I came across this... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhMOygQI_A&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPWhMOygQI_A
- Pepilepu's Culligan Doggie Report...Sunny, Smitty, LilMuffin and Green Reader took 25 bones each.
- TallStack (he was on a bench) presented the Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins to Lil Muffin, Rulz and Intruder, earned with birdies for 33 bones each.
- Lucky became the top 'B' today, The Enigma became the top 'C' today.
 Quotables
- Will you take 4 bones if I pay you all now?
- There's nacho on your skins sheet
- I grunted in my mind
- Some people start like a house on fire...you were burnt ashes
- RoadWarrior could be roadkill
- I think I stuck my butt out too far
- Played here once...but I don't remember much because...
- They're safe there, I won't hit them...FORE!
- Do I have to shake your hand again?
- Where's the cart girl? I need a beer?
- This putt looks like icy linoleum!
- It looks like he has a bag of weed.
- Maybe I can still beat The Maiden on this hole....famous last words.
- I just need to birdie the last 5 holes
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Sat Oct 5, 2013
Summary
There's really not much to say. If you golfed today on the Slammer Tour, you had a great day, win or lose. Great weather, great company, and maybe a few good shots. We're slowly running out of time folks, so get out there before it's too late.
| Stars |
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Lil Muffin (r) |
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Lil Muffin! Sounds harmless, eh? Guess again. BamBam reincarnated takes care of business with victories over Duke, Juice, and ShortStack. She drained a birdie for a skin and stuck a close doggie which made her the top bone winner and first star at Mountain Creek. |
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Sunny |
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RoadWarrior? No. GreenReader? No. Oily? No. In fact, Sunny was unbeatable today. Late in the season, Sunny officially regained his 'A' Class status, and he has been performing like one ever since. A nice doggie sealed the deal for star #2. |
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Smitty |
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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birrrthdaaay dear Smittyyy, happy birthday to you. He celebrated his 40th in style earning 5 points and snagging a doggie. Way to go smelly feet! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 86
- Birdie Average: 0.35
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: Fairways, great weather and the raised deck overlooking the 18th green
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $40
- EG Member: $33
- EG Unl. Member: $28
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Lucky [A32] |
Rulz [A30] |
12 |
Oily (r) [Unr] |
Sunny [B11] |
10 |
| Lil Muffin (r) [A61] |
Juice [A19] |
12 |
Rocky [B6] |
Smitty [A7] |
12 |
| Pepilepu [B32] |
Inch [B3] |
14 |
Oily (r) [Unr] |
GreenReader [B27] |
12 |
| Lil Muffin (r) [A61] |
ShortStack [A17] |
14 |
Rulz [A30] |
IronMaiden [B15] |
13 |
| Duke [A35] |
ShortStack [A17] |
14 |
Sutty [C6] |
Pepilepu [B32] |
13 |
| Duke [A35] |
Juice [A19] |
15 |
Rocky [B6] |
Intruder [A20] |
13 |
| Lucky [A32] |
PizzaMan [A9] |
16 |
Bookie [C2] |
Pepilepu [B32] |
14 |
| GreenReader [B27] |
RoadWarrior (r) [B16] |
16 |
The Enigma [B69] |
Smitty [A7] |
14 |
| The Enigma [B69] |
Rocky [B6] |
18 |
RoadWarrior (r) [B16] |
Sunny [B11] |
14 |
| Lil Muffin (r) [A61] |
Duke [A35] |
18 |
Rulz [A30] |
PizzaMan [A9] |
14 |
|
|
|
Oily (r) [Unr] |
RoadWarrior (r) [B16] |
14 |
|
|
|
Sutty [C6] |
Bookie [C2] |
15 |
|
|
|
IronMaiden [B15] |
Lucky [A32] |
15 |
|
|
|
The Enigma [B69] |
Intruder [A20] |
15 |
|
|
|
Sutty [C6] |
Inch [B3] |
16 |
|
|
|
Juice [A19] |
ShortStack [A17] |
16 |
|
|
|
GreenReader [B27] |
Sunny [B11] |
17 |
|
|
|
Intruder [A20] |
Smitty [A7] |
18 |
|
|
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IronMaiden [B15] |
PizzaMan [A9] |
18 |
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Bookie [C2] |
Inch [B3] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Lil Muffin (r) |
79 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
33 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Sunny |
78 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Pepilepu |
77 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Lucky |
80 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Smitty |
78 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Intruder |
79 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
33 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
GreenReader |
85 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Duke |
83 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
IronMaiden |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
PizzaMan |
83 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Inch |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Bookie |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
ShortStack |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
The Enigma |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
RoadWarrior (r) |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Rulz |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
33 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Juice |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Sutty |
92 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Rocky |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Oily (r) |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
34 |
70 |
|
| Intruder |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
37 |
79 |
1 |
| Lil Muffin (r) |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
39 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
40 |
79 |
1 |
| Rulz |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
90 |
1 |
| Pepilepu |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
36 |
77 |
0 |
| Sunny |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
40 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
78 |
0 |
| Smitty |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
38 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
78 |
0 |
| Lucky |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
39 |
80 |
0 |
| Duke |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
40 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
83 |
0 |
| PizzaMan |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
41 |
83 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
38 |
83 |
0 |
| ShortStack |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
42 |
85 |
0 |
| GreenReader |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
40 |
85 |
0 |
| Inch |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
| Bookie |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
| The Enigma |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
47 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
| Juice |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
44 |
92 |
0 |
| RoadWarrior (r) |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
8 |
47 |
92 |
0 |
| Sutty |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
51 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
41 |
92 |
0 |
| Rocky |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
48 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
93 |
0 |
| Oily (r) |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
99 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
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3 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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