The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Reminder that this was a shot gun start. IronMaiden and group, hole 3, BearCat and group, hole 3, Swanny's foursome on 4, Malone's group was there also. On hole 5, PizzaMan's and BigSlick's, RedDog and Telsa and EasyB's foursome started on 6, McGoop and BackFlash's groups both started on 7. RayRay and ChooChoo began on 8
Here are a couple of rules questions for our Rules Committee. Of course, reading this will open some debates on the 19th hole. Is it truth or rumour that when you hit an opponent's equipment, you get to re-hit? (We know you are out of hole for hitting your own equipment)� Rule question #2: What is the penalty for teeing up in a drop zone? I believe that even if the drop zone is in a tee block, if you tee it up, you are out of hole.
A former Slammer (Bubbles) has returned. His last (30th) event was May 23, 2007. Welcome back, newly named TwinDad! The stats keep track of inactive Slammers. TwinDad starts this season ranked 566
AngryBird is the 41st Slammer to join the Hole-In-One-Club.
This is the first time that this OC has seen a course rating of 11 on a group sheet.
Ten Slammers are playing their inaugural events today. If they go 0-3, they will start their careers ranked around 740. Two of them, Shads and Chockey are from Binghamton. We met them last year and expect to see them in the Nation's Capital this year. Shad's wife Connie sent a gift to Grumpy. A bowl of snow to remember home by.
As you can see from the chart on the right, there were some Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins. They were recorded by IronMaiden. Thank you for your help.
The Culligan Doggie work was done by Lucky. Another great job, mate!
Notable MILESTONES today? Papa Malone lost to Grumpy today and became the 43rd Slammer to reach the 150 loss plateau. Hacker was the 14th to reach 900 points when he took down AngryBird.
Last notable is that Malone-in-law was the winner at the card table.

Quotables

"Oh sure, challenge me at a course I've never played before!" "Hey McGee, is that a whine?"
"Did you just tee it up in that drop zone?"
"I better get inside her."
"That's why I use two putters!"
"I need glasses."
"I'm Jeff Gilchristed"

Fri Apr 25, 2014

Summary
That sure was a long cold winter. I believe that it is done now, in fact many of our friends that didn't come along are laughing at us because of their good weather. So ten events are done and so far Maiden has only played in nine. Well she is ready to add three more, as are the other 43 Slammers.

Stars
	Smallpak
	Three wins today including one over Iron Maiden, with a par on their eighteenth. It was hole #2 and SmallPak also won the dog with her 24 foot two putt. This was their tenth match and now are all even at five wins a piece. Happy New Year! this first event of the season, will have SmallPak jump from 124 to 32. 92 steps in one event. She also won over Jewel & MsDemeanor.
	Hacker
	Another 3-0 day, gives us our second star. He looked at the big red bus - just before we left Ottawa. He knew who he was playing today and all of a sudden two of his opponents ran off the bus, into their cars and out of the parking lot. He thought he had two defaults. Then we stopped for the Il Primo sandwiches at the rest stop and there were SunShine & AngryBird. They had returned {Hacker was on the other bus and hadn't seen them come back}. With his upset of PizzaMan {4 and 2} he moved up 118 rungs to #46. His fifteen plus foot putt on #13 was good enough to earn the skin.
	Sunny
	Sunny went undefeated and although there were no upsets he DID collect a couple of skins as well. His collective record improved from 1-3-1 to 4-3-1 over Gru, Lucky & ShelGame.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 44
Scoring Average: 99
Birdie Average: 0.39
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: .

Kids

The Kids earned $43

Event Fees

ST Member: $475
EG Member: $450
EG Unl. Member: $425

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Hacker [B66]	SunShine [B34]	13	TwinDad [C159]	BackFlash [C43]	11
Chockey (r) [Unr]	TwinDad [C159]	14	J-Money [B20]	McGoop [O1]	11
ShortStack [A23]	Swanny [A21]	15	Pipeline [B38]	McGoop [O1]	11
Red [C15]	Swanny [A21]	15	Shads (r) [Unr]	McGoop [O1]	11
Red [C15]	ShortStack [A23]	15	Holmsy (r) [D136]	EasY B (r) [B213]	11
Corporal [C16]	Swanny [A21]	16	Holmsy (r) [D136]	Tower (r) [Unr]	11
Pipeline [B38]	J-Money [B20]	16	TwinDad [C159]	NiceHair [B125]	12
Smallpak [B47]	IronMaiden [B13]	17	Lucky [B14]	Sunny [B4]	12
Hacker [B66]	PizzaMan [A20]	17	Jewel [D17]	IronMaiden [B13]	12
Corporal [C16]	ShortStack [A23]	17	RiverChase (r) [Unr]	CouplaLadies (r) [Unr]	12
Gator [B22]	BearCat [B18]	18	Chockey (r) [Unr]	BackFlash [C43]	13
Shads (r) [Unr]	J-Money [B20]	18	ShelGame [A41]	Sunny [B4]	13
			Malone In Law (r) [Unr]	Malone [O4]	13
			Jewel [D17]	Smallpak [B47]	13
			MsDemeanor (r) [C83]	Smallpak [B47]	13
			ZL1 (r) [C198]	Tower (r) [Unr]	13
			Holmsy (r) [D136]	ZL1 (r) [C198]	13
			Malone In Law (r) [Unr]	SandMan R [Unr]	13
			Malone In Law (r) [Unr]	Writer (r) [Unr]	13
			Chockey (r) [Unr]	NiceHair [B125]	14
			Gru [B8]	Sunny [B4]	14
			MsDemeanor (r) [C83]	IronMaiden [B13]	14
			Tesla (r) [B218]	RedDog [C4]	14
			ZL1 (r) [C198]	EasY B (r) [B213]	14
			SandMan R [Unr]	Writer (r) [Unr]	14
			RiverChase (r) [Unr]	BigSlick (r) [Unr]	14
			SandMan R [Unr]	Malone [O4]	15
			SunShine [B34]	PizzaMan [A20]	15
			SunShine [B34]	AngryBird [C8]	15
			PocketRocket (r) [Unr]	BigSlick (r) [Unr]	15
			PocketRocket (r) [Unr]	CouplaLadies (r) [Unr]	15
			NiceHair [B125]	BackFlash [C43]	16
			Lucky [B14]	ShelGame [A41]	16
			Papa Malone [C6]	Grumpy [D2]	16
			MsDemeanor (r) [C83]	Jewel [D17]	16
			Rayray [C50]	Bishop [B95]	16
			RiverChase (r) [Unr]	PocketRocket (r) [Unr]	16
			Writer (r) [Unr]	Malone [O4]	17
			Papa Malone [C6]	BearCat [B18]	17
			AngryBird [C8]	Hacker [B66]	17
			Shads (r) [Unr]	Pipeline [B38]	17
			AngryBird [C8]	PizzaMan [A20]	18
			Grumpy [D2]	BearCat [B18]	18
			Corporal [C16]	Red [C15]	18
			Grumpy [D2]	Gator [B22]	18
			Papa Malone [C6]	Gator [B22]	18
			Tower (r) [Unr]	EasY B (r) [B213]	18
			Lucky [B14]	Gru [B8]	18
			Gru [B8]	ShelGame [A41]	18
			BigSlick (r) [Unr]	CouplaLadies (r) [Unr]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
EasY B (r)	81	1	0	1	55	0	0	3-0-0	6
Smallpak	94	0	0	1	55	0	0	3-0-0	6
McGoop	77	3	0	0	0	2	78	3-0-0	6
Sunny	79	3	0	0	0	2	78	3-0-0	6
Hacker	92	1	0	0	0	1	39	3-0-0	6
Malone	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
CouplaLadies (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
BackFlash	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Gator	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Corporal	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Red	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Tower (r)	82	2	0	1	55	0	0	2-1-0	4
Writer (r)	90	0	0	1	55	0	0	2-1-0	4
ShelGame	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
BigSlick (r)	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pipeline	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
NiceHair	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
AngryBird	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Grumpy	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
BearCat	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
PizzaMan	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
ShortStack	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bishop	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
ZL1 (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gru	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PocketRocket (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Shads (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
RedDog	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
SandMan R	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Jewel	106	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Chockey (r)	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Lucky	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Rayray	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
J-Money	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Swanny	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Papa Malone	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
RiverChase (r)	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Holmsy (r)	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Malone In Law (r)	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
MsDemeanor (r)	113	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Tesla (r)	116	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
SunShine	118	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
TwinDad	120	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	4	4	4	5	3	4	5	36	3	4	4	3	5	4	4	4	5	36	72
McGoop	4	3	5	3	4	4	3	5	5	36	3	4	4	4	4	5	7	4	6	41	77	2
Sunny	4	4	3	4	5	6	2	4	4	36	5	5	4	3	5	5	5	4	7	43	79	2
Hacker	4	7	4	6	5	7	4	6	6	49	4	5	5	2	6	5	7	4	5	43	92	1
EasY B (r)	5	4	5	5	5	5	3	5	5	42	5	4	4	3	5	5	4	5	4	39	81	0
Tower (r)	4	4	4	6	4	6	4	4	4	40	2	5	4	4	6	5	4	5	7	42	82	0
Malone	4	4	6	7	7	5	3	7	5	48	4	5	5	3	5	5	3	5	7	42	90	0
Writer (r)	5	4	6	6	5	6	4	5	5	46	4	6	6	3	5	4	4	6	6	44	90	0
ShelGame	5	4	4	5	6	6	3	8	8	49	3	4	7	3	7	4	4	6	4	42	91	0
Lucky	7	4	5	5	5	7	3	5	5	46	3	6	4	4	7	5	5	5	6	45	91	0
Corporal	5	4	7	6	4	7	4	4	8	49	2	7	5	4	6	5	4	4	5	42	91	0
Bishop	6	3	5	4	5	6	3	5	8	45	4	5	5	6	7	4	5	5	6	47	92	0
Rayray	4	4	6	5	6	4	4	5	6	44	4	6	5	3	6	5	6	5	8	48	92	0
ShortStack	5	4	6	5	6	6	4	5	7	48	3	5	6	4	7	5	5	5	4	44	92	0
Red	5	4	6	4	6	5	4	5	6	45	7	5	5	4	6	4	5	6	6	48	93	0
ZL1 (r)	5	3	5	5	6	5	4	5	6	44	5	7	5	5	5	6	5	5	6	49	93	0
Gru	6	3	6	8	5	6	5	6	8	53	3	4	4	4	6	4	5	5	5	40	93	0
Pipeline	6	5	5	4	4	6	4	6	5	45	4	6	5	5	6	5	5	7	6	49	94	0
BigSlick (r)	6	4	4	5	4	6	6	4	5	44	5	6	6	4	6	6	3	6	8	50	94	0
CouplaLadies (r)	4	4	5	5	7	6	5	5	5	46	6	5	5	3	8	5	4	6	7	49	95	0
BackFlash	5	4	5	5	5	6	5	5	6	46	4	5	6	5	6	6	5	5	7	49	95	0
IronMaiden	5	4	4	6	6	7	3	5	6	46	4	5	5	6	6	7	5	6	6	50	96	0
Shads (r)	5	5	5	6	6	5	5	5	7	49	3	5	6	3	7	8	7	7	6	52	101	0
PocketRocket (r)	4	5	8	5	8	6	6	5	6	53	6	4	5	4	7	6	5	6	5	48	101	0
NiceHair	5	5	8	5	5	6	6	5	6	51	4	5	5	6	6	6	6	8	5	51	102	0
RedDog	5	3	8	6	4	7	6	7	8	54	8	4	5	3	6	6	5	5	6	48	102	0
Gator	6	4	8	6	5	6	4	6	6	51	5	5	6	4	6	6	7	7	6	52	103	0
Swanny	8	4	7	7	8	7	3	5	6	55	5	7	4	6	6	5	4	4	7	48	103	0
J-Money	4	4	4	5	6	5	6	6	8	48	6	6	7	5	6	5	8	6	6	55	103	0
AngryBird	6	8	8	6	6	8	3	5	5	55	5	4	5	6	5	6	5	5	8	49	104	0
SandMan R	5	4	5	6	7	7	4	6	8	52	4	5	7	4	7	7	6	6	7	53	105	0
Grumpy	5	5	6	5	5	8	4	7	7	52	5	5	5	5	7	8	5	5	8	53	105	0
Papa Malone	6	6	6	6	5	7	3	8	5	52	3	6	6	6	7	5	8	6	7	54	106	0
PizzaMan	4	6	8	6	7	6	3	5	8	53	5	6	8	6	6	5	4	6	7	53	106	0
BearCat	4	3	8	8	5	6	5	5	5	49	6	8	5	5	7	8	5	5	8	57	106	0
RiverChase (r)	5	4	7	6	7	8	7	7	7	58	5	6	5	4	7	6	5	6	6	50	108	0
Chockey (r)	6	3	6	6	6	7	3	8	8	53	3	7	7	7	7	5	6	6	8	56	109	0
Holmsy (r)	7	5	7	5	6	8	5	7	6	56	4	6	6	6	6	6	6	6	8	54	110	0
Malone In Law (r)	7	5	5	6	7	8	3	8	7	56	6	6	8	5	6	6	5	7	7	56	112	0
TwinDad	6	5	8	8	7	8	4	8	8	62	8	5	7	6	7	6	8	5	6	58	120	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	1	0	0	1	0	0		0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	6U	7U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	4	3	5	3	4	4	3	5	5	3	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	5	6	6	5	5	5	7	3	5	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
												-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:

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