The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Big Eric played in his first Slammer event, and for some reason wanted to play with Crenshaw.
While standing on the #3 green, Sunny was nearly hit with J Money's tee shot.
'78'
mcGee showed up on the 19th to see the OC's report.
Hotdogs take too long to cook.
Kookie's ears perked up when she heard that Dyke was a porn star...unfortunately she did not hear correctly and later found out that he was the 4th star...or 'did' she hear it correctly?
Culligan Doggies went to Sunny with 2, Flagondry, Compressor, Dyke and (yes GoTee) Juice. (Thanks Flagondry)
Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins made their way to Compressor, Juice, IronMaiden , J Money, PizzaMan and Flagondry with 2, all with birdies. (Thanks IM)

Quotables

Those were old fart shots...down the middle to the 150
How many leaf rulings can you have in one hole anyways?
Super senior golf...see a bench, use it!
My goal is to hit it kind a straight-ish
Did that hit the golf cart? Ya. Get the hell away from me, buddy.
Now you need to pick a tree, Potter.
How come you didn't make the green. ...'cause they were on the green.

Sat Oct 11, 2014

Summary
Only 4 weeks left Slammers! Let's get out and enjoy the remainder of our season. Lombard Glen and the other courses on Tour are playing beautifully. It won't be long before you will be trading in those clubs for a shovel. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Stars
	Juice
	She beat the field today folks. Juice made few errors as she defended her lofty #4 rank with victories over PizzaMan, StevieRay and IronMaiden. She drained a long birdie putt on #4 and earned the skin and jumpped into 1st place in the Doggie race with her 41st on hole 17. Well done.
	Compressor
	After switching groups with Crenshaw, his new forsome might have wished he hadn't. Compressor went a perfect 3-0, got a birdie on #2 which hels for a skin, and a doggie on the difficult #16 with a 6 iron! Sweet.
	Flagondry
	FlagonDry was also undefeated today. Potter and Kricket were his victims today. 2 birdies on #11 and #17 pocketed him 2 skins and he nearly jarred a shot on #11 with a 6 inch doggie. Well done.

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 19
Scoring Average: 92
Birdie Average: 0.47
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Nice greens today.

Kids

The Kids earned $26

Event Fees

ST Member: $39
EG Member: $32
EG Unl. Member: $27

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Dyke [B67]	Duke [A35]	14	Eric Adam (r) [Unr]	Sunny [B17]	10
Dyke [B67]	Lucky [B28]	15	Eric Adam (r) [Unr]	Crenshaw [A42]	11
Dyke [B67]	J-Money [B2]	15	SunnyBoy [B130]	Sunny [B17]	12
Grumpy [D3]	Bookie [C1]	17	PizzaMan [A24]	Juice [A3]	13
Compressor [B69]	Gator [B20]	17	Grumpy [D3]	Compressor [B69]	13
			Kricket [B74]	Flagondry [B56]	13
			Bookie [C1]	Gator [B20]	14
			Bookie [C1]	Compressor [B69]	14
			SunnyBoy [B130]	Crenshaw [A42]	14
			Stevie Ray [C2]	Juice [A3]	14
			Eric Adam (r) [Unr]	SunnyBoy [B130]	14
			Grumpy [D3]	Gator [B20]	14
			Duke [A35]	Lucky [B28]	15
			IronMaiden [B4]	Juice [A3]	15
			Kricket [B74]	Potter [C20]	15
			PizzaMan [A24]	Stevie Ray [C2]	16
			PizzaMan [A24]	IronMaiden [B4]	16
			Stevie Ray [C2]	IronMaiden [B4]	17
			Potter [C20]	Flagondry [B56]	17
			Lucky [B28]	J-Money [B2]	17
			Sunny [B17]	Crenshaw [A42]	18
			Duke [A35]	J-Money [B2]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Juice	78	1	0	1	15	1	12	3-0-0	6
Compressor	88	1	0	1	15	1	12	3-0-0	6
Dyke	83	1	0	1	15	0	0	3-0-0	6
Crenshaw	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Sunny	82	0	0	2	30	0	0	2-1-0	4
Flagondry	86	2	0	1	15	2	24	2-0-0	4
IronMaiden	83	1	0	0	0	1	12	2-1-0	4
J-Money	87	1	0	0	0	1	12	2-1-0	4
Gator	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Potter	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Lucky	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
SunnyBoy	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PizzaMan	93	1	0	0	0	1	12	0-3-0	0
Duke	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Kricket	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Bookie	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Eric Adam (r)	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	4	3	4	5	3	3	4	35	4	3	4	5	4	5	3	3	4	35	70
Flagondry	6	6	5	4	5	7	4	3	5	45	5	2	6	5	5	6	5	2	5	41	86	2
Juice	6	5	4	2	5	6	3	4	4	39	5	3	5	6	4	5	4	3	4	39	78	1
IronMaiden	6	6	4	3	5	4	3	4	5	40	6	3	6	5	6	5	4	3	5	43	83	1
J-Money	5	5	4	4	4	8	4	4	6	44	5	3	3	8	4	8	4	4	4	43	87	1
Compressor	8	3	5	3	5	6	5	4	4	43	4	3	5	8	6	8	3	3	5	45	88	1
PizzaMan	8	6	5	4	6	8	3	4	4	48	5	3	5	7	5	8	6	3	3	45	93	1
Sunny	5	5	4	3	5	5	4	3	4	38	5	4	4	7	5	7	4	4	4	44	82	0
Dyke	5	4	4	3	6	8	2	4	5	41	4	3	6	5	5	6	4	4	5	42	83	0
Crenshaw	6	4	4	3	8	8	3	3	5	44	5	3	5	6	4	5	3	5	4	40	84	0
Gator	7	4	4	5	4	8	3	5	5	45	5	3	6	7	4	7	4	5	4	45	90	0
Potter	8	6	4	3	6	6	3	4	4	44	6	4	6	6	5	8	4	3	5	47	91	0
Lucky	7	4	4	4	7	7	2	4	4	43	6	4	6	5	5	7	5	5	5	48	91	0
Duke	5	5	5	3	8	8	4	4	5	47	7	3	4	7	5	7	4	4	4	45	92	0
Stevie Ray	8	5	5	4	5	8	3	4	4	46	5	3	5	7	5	8	5	5	5	48	94	0
SunnyBoy	5	6	5	3	5	8	8	6	5	51	6	4	5	7	5	7	6	4	6	50	101	0
Kricket	7	7	4	3	5	8	6	4	6	50	7	4	5	7	6	8	5	4	7	53	103	0
Grumpy	7	7	7	4	4	7	4	6	5	51	6	4	6	8	6	8	5	4	5	52	103	0
Bookie	7	8	6	6	5	8	5	4	5	54	8	4	5	6	7	7	4	5	5	51	105	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	1	0	1	0	0	0		0	1	1	0	0	0	0	1	1			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	4U	4U	4U	4U	4U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	6	5	4	2	5	6	3	4	4	5	3	5	6	4	-	-	-	-
	8	5	5	4	5	8	3	4	4	5	3	5	7	5	-	-	-	-
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RESULT: Juice wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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