The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Iron Maiden is so good at the Skins, it makes being OC easy (don't tell Rulz and Malone)
And IM played her 100th ST round of the year -- she is going for Grumpy's record of 110!
McGoop is fast and funny (sarcastic) on the Dogs. Thanks, #1
Doggies were worth $25 a piece and were copped by DeeJay at 5 feet, Pepper at 16 feet, Skeeter at 3 feet, Flagondry at 10 feet
Skins were worth 19 bones and went to Pepper, Clang, Sunny, McGoop and Skeeter
Some might say I buried the lead: The greens were a Plinko game of impossible aeration. Some laughed, some cried, most three-putted. The kids thank you this Thanksgiving!
Dyke had the best pants -- wow
Mulder was magic on the 1st hole. Double-bank shot off a shed and a handrail. He followed that up by hitting a tent rail. Mulder's X'd-out Files!
Bearcat's ankle still hurts when he does some things. He shouldn't do those things.
Pizzaman was mean to the OC when OC tried to introduce trivia to the post-game. You bearded turkey!
Juice can't eat turkey due to her vegetarianism. If you shape tofu just right, it is a Tofurkey. Let us know how it tastes.
Figmo told us what his nicknames stands for. But we had to swear not to tell, right Juice?
The Figmo fist-pump should be trademarked -- it is awesome!
Schwayze arrived two holes late. But he never really joined us this day. He paid for the night before's partying in 5-dollar-bills!

Quotables

Easy game
The wind is drying my nail polish too fast
Your balls don't listen to you
He hit a tent that isn't even there!
You're Happy Gilmour! If Bob Barker was there, I would have punched him in the mouth
OC note: Grumpy writes like a doctor!
I have 132 yards to Juice's butt!
Any more perfect and it would be perfect
How did you miss that putt (aeration sarcasm :)
Well, it's a beautiful day
The greens made us laugh and laugh and laugh
My wife told me to moisturize my lips. Maybe I will get lucky tonight!
Clang Blue Pizzaman -- just sounds wrong (not that there is anything wrong with that)
It's a great day except for the company
Clang clanged the bell
He's still my uncle.
Don't sit on the couch. Honourable mention to the peeps at the 'Fly for their hospitality

Sun Oct 12, 2014

Summary
Hope everyone has had their feed of tryptophan. 20 turkeys flew to Renfrew (wait, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!). Maybe that is why one was late? This was as good a fall golf day as anyone could want. Crisp, but light wind. Borderline shorts weather (Shorts never crosses that line and didn't again). Leaves changing. Splendid.

Stars
	Dr. Pepper (r)
	The Slammer Tour has its very own Purple Panther. This time Pepper stalked and made Thanksgiving turkey out of 3 more pilgrims. 3-0-0, a bird, a dog and a skin. She is now #21 and on the cusp of playing the A tees. Well done.
	DeeJay
	He is a great guy to play with. He lives in the West. He is nearly perfect! Last couple of years his game has not been at its best. But today he went -5 to his scoring average with two birds and a dog and went unbeaten. Welcome back, DJ!
	Skeeter
	Going 2-1 when the "1" is McGoop is kinda like a sweep! -6 to his scoring average with a skin and a dog. Bravo!

Onsite Coordinator

Sunny

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 91
Birdie Average: 0.6
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Fairways were great. Patio at 19 was excellent. Everything except the greens really.

Kids

The Kids earned $28

Event Fees

ST Member: $45
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $33

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Sunny [B20]	Juice [A3]	12	Shwayze (r) [B25]	Sunny [B20]	12
DeeJay [B34]	PizzaMan [A25]	12	Shorts [B52]	McGoop [O1]	12
DeeJay [B34]	Blue [A23]	13	Skeeter [A26]	McGoop [O1]	12
Skeeter [A26]	Irons [A4]	14	Mulder (r) [C16]	Dr. Pepper (r) [B32]	12
DeeJay [B34]	Clang [A9]	16	Grumpy [D1]	Dr. Pepper (r) [B32]	13
Flagondry [B58]	Dyke [B2]	17	Shwayze (r) [B25]	Figmo [B24]	13
Figmo [B24]	Juice [A3]	17	Irons [A4]	McGoop [O1]	13
Shorts [B52]	Irons [A4]	17	BearCat [B60]	Dr. Pepper (r) [B32]	13
Flagondry [B58]	IronMaiden [B5]	18	Figmo [B24]	Sunny [B20]	14
PizzaMan [A25]	Blue [A23]	18	ZenGirl [C5]	Dyke [B2]	16
			ZenGirl [C5]	Flagondry [B58]	16
			ZenGirl [C5]	IronMaiden [B5]	16
			PizzaMan [A25]	Clang [A9]	16
			IronMaiden [B5]	Dyke [B2]	17
			Shwayze (r) [B25]	Juice [A3]	17
			Blue [A23]	Clang [A9]	17
			Shorts [B52]	Skeeter [A26]	17
			Mulder (r) [C16]	Grumpy [D1]	18
			BearCat [B60]	Grumpy [D1]	18
			BearCat [B60]	Mulder (r) [C16]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
McGoop	73	3	0	0	0	1	19	3-0-0	6
Sunny	78	1	0	0	0	1	19	3-0-0	6
Dr. Pepper (r)	86	1	0	0	0	1	19	3-0-0	6
DeeJay	80	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Flagondry	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Skeeter	81	1	0	0	0	1	19	2-1-0	4
Clang	86	1	0	0	0	1	19	2-1-0	4
Dyke	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Figmo	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PizzaMan	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Juice	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Shorts	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Mulder (r)	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Blue	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
ZenGirl	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Irons	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Shwayze (r)	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
BearCat	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	5	4	3	4	5	4	4	3	36	72
McGoop	3	4	4	4	2	4	4	4	6	35	4	5	4	4	4	5	4	5	3	38	73	1
Sunny	5	7	4	5	4	5	3	4	5	42	5	5	4	3	4	5	4	3	3	36	78	1
Skeeter	5	5	5	4	4	6	4	5	6	44	4	6	4	2	4	5	5	4	3	37	81	1
Clang	4	6	4	5	3	6	3	6	5	42	4	4	4	6	6	7	5	4	4	44	86	1
Dr. Pepper (r)	5	5	5	4	4	5	3	7	8	46	3	6	4	3	5	6	6	4	3	40	86	1
DeeJay	4	5	6	5	3	4	3	5	5	40	5	5	4	4	4	4	4	6	4	40	80	0
Flagondry	5	5	5	6	2	5	5	4	6	43	4	5	6	4	6	6	5	4	3	43	86	0
Blue	4	4	5	5	3	6	4	6	6	43	6	6	6	5	4	5	5	5	3	45	88	0
IronMaiden	5	6	6	5	3	6	3	5	6	45	5	5	5	3	6	5	4	7	3	43	88	0
Dyke	4	4	6	4	5	6	3	5	7	44	4	5	4	5	4	7	5	6	5	45	89	0
PizzaMan	5	6	7	7	4	5	3	6	5	48	4	5	5	4	6	5	5	5	3	42	90	0
Shorts	5	7	4	7	3	8	3	4	7	48	8	5	6	5	5	5	4	4	3	45	93	0
Juice	5	6	6	6	4	5	4	6	6	48	7	6	5	4	5	5	5	5	3	45	93	0
Figmo	5	7	5	6	4	4	4	5	5	45	5	5	5	4	7	7	8	5	5	51	96	0
Irons	6	5	8	5	5	8	4	4	5	50	4	5	6	4	6	7	5	6	3	46	96	0
ZenGirl	7	6	6	5	4	6	4	5	6	49	6	7	5	3	4	4	7	7	4	47	96	0
Shwayze (r)	6	8	8	5	3	5	4	5	5	49	6	7	7	5	6	8	4	6	4	53	102	0
Grumpy	6	7	7	6	4	7	5	6	6	54	4	5	6	4	6	7	8	5	3	48	102	0
Mulder (r)	8	6	6	5	4	8	5	8	6	56	5	6	6	4	5	6	5	6	6	49	105	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		1	1	0	1	0	0	0	1	0			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	4U	4U	5U	6U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	3	4	4	4	2	4	4	4	6	4	5	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	7	4	7	3	8	3	4	7	8	5	6	-	-	-	-	-	-
													-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:

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