The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

WELCOME TO THE TOUR, SARDINE!
EAGLE ALERT! J Money chips in for Eagle on the #4 par 5!
4th Star: McGoop claims 4th star for the 50th time this season! Well done BUD!
RECORD BREAKERS: Today's Skins report took 16 minutes to complete which is a new record. The Doggie Report took 8.3 seconds! Another new record!
Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins Report: Eight skins claimed today. Each were worth $10 with ZERO to the kids. McGoop with three (BIRDIES on #6, #11, and #14), T-Bone with two (BIRDIES on #7 and #13), Woodsy (BIRDIE #2), J Money (EAGLE #4), and Shelgame (BIRDIE #16).
Culligan Water Doggie Report: Four par 3's today and each were claimed for $20 and ZERO to the kids. Bookie (#3 @ 27'), TripleM (#8 @ 9'), chill (#13 @ 13'), and Shelgame (#16 @ 4').

Quotables

"That crack is bigger than my crack!"
"I heard you didn't go down easy...." "....I would have for the right price!"
McGoop, did you try to open a beer bottle with your face?"
"Are those dish gloves?..." "...Yeah, just call me Palmolive!"
"How's your crack?" "Need to give it a little lick?"
"One of these balls just doesn't belong!"
Guys in a cart were heading back because of the rain. "Those guys aren't Slammers!..." "...Yeah, they are SANE!"
"That glass is too cold!..." "...That is $2 to the kids for whining!"
"I made it up to $15!"
"If I didn't have 40 putts today, I'd have done well!"
"Wow, greens are quick."
"Nice touch, McGoop!"
"Wow, that is a long back swing...you almost got that back to your hip!"
"You don't have to keep laughing!"
"Five? That's better than my average for this hole!"
How much is a 4 putt? Same Price. We have a discount!"

Tue Oct 7, 2014

Summary
It was a bit of a challenge today at eQuinelle. Rain hit us 3 or 4 times. The wind picked up and was gusting quite heavily at times. There was loads of standing water and squishy spots. That being said, the course was still in decent shape with greens well drained and rolling well and the tee blocks the same. Malone provided a $15 credit for each Slammer on the 19th hole and it was taken advantage of! Thanks Malone!

Stars
	J-Money
	Today's first star successfully defended his #2 rank by defeating Bookie and Shelgame on the 14th and T-Bone on the 17th. In doing so this "B" class player shoots a solid OPEN CLASS score. He chipped in for EAGLE on the #4 par 5 from a tough spot having to negotiate a short pin over a bunker. He's also one of the nicest guys on tour and his reputation is soaring amongst his peers. Awesome round J Money!
	TripleM (r)
	Today's 2nd star is a relative newcomer to the Tour. TripleM goes 3-0 and does it in quick fashion with wins against Sardine on the 12th, and Grumpy and Turtle on the 13th. Although, I did hear something about someone three putting from under 10 feet for Eagle...I can't remember who it was. TripleM also collars a Doggie on the 8th hole! He celebrates his new found success with a name change...TripleM is the 2nd star today! Great round today!
	chill
	Chill just seems to be in the running for top 3 every event and she does not disappoint again today. Three more wins that came against Birdman on the 11th, Juice on the 13th, and Gator on the 14th. Another Doggie puts chill one behind Iron Maiden for 3rd on the Culligan Water Doggie list. This top Slammer keeps on rolling her way to an outstanding season. Well done chill!

Onsite Coordinator

T-Bone

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 88
Birdie Average: 0.88
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Greens were rolling nicely for October.

Kids

The Kids earned $30

Event Fees

ST Member: $65
EG Member: $55
EG Unl. Member: $45

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
TripleM (r) [Unr]	Turtle [B19]	13	Birdman [B47]	chill [B3]	11
T-Bone [B35]	ShelGame [A5]	14	Chadderbox [A59]	McGoop [O1]	12
Bookie [C1]	ShelGame [A5]	17	Chadderbox [A59]	Woodsy [A1]	12
			Sardine (r) [Unr]	TripleM (r) [Unr]	12
			Grumpy [D2]	TripleM (r) [Unr]	13
			Juice [A7]	chill [B3]	13
			Chadderbox [A59]	DeeJay [B25]	14
			DeeJay [B25]	McGoop [O1]	14
			Gator [B14]	chill [B3]	14
			Bookie [C1]	J-Money [B1]	14
			ShelGame [A5]	J-Money [B1]	14
			Birdman [B47]	Juice [A7]	15
			DeeJay [B25]	Woodsy [A1]	15
			Bookie [C1]	T-Bone [B35]	17
			T-Bone [B35]	J-Money [B1]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	Turtle [B19]	18
			Sardine (r) [Unr]	Turtle [B19]	18
			Gator [B14]	Juice [A7]	18
			Sardine (r) [Unr]	Grumpy [D2]	18
			Woodsy [A1]	McGoop [O1]	18
			Birdman [B47]	Gator [B14]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
chill	84	1	0	1	20	0	0	3-0-0	6
TripleM (r)	87	1	0	1	20	0	0	3-0-0	6
McGoop	72	4	0	0	0	3	30	3-0-0	6
J-Money	76	0	1	0	0	1	10	3-0-0	6
T-Bone	81	2	0	0	0	2	20	2-1-0	4
Woodsy	73	4	0	0	0	1	10	2-1-0	4
Juice	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Turtle	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Bookie	86	0	0	1	20	0	0	1-2-0	2
DeeJay	81	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gator	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
ShelGame	88	1	0	1	20	1	10	0-3-0	0
Chadderbox	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Birdman	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Sardine (r)	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
McGoop	5	5	3	5	5	4	4	3	4	38	4	4	4	3	3	4	4	4	4	34	72	3
T-Bone	4	5	3	6	4	5	3	4	7	41	4	5	4	2	6	5	4	4	6	40	81	2
Woodsy	4	3	4	4	4	5	5	3	4	36	4	5	4	4	5	5	3	3	4	37	73	1
J-Money	4	5	3	3	4	5	6	4	4	38	4	5	4	4	4	4	4	4	5	38	76	1
ShelGame	6	4	4	6	6	5	4	4	5	44	5	5	5	4	6	5	2	6	6	44	88	1
DeeJay	4	5	4	5	5	6	5	4	4	42	4	5	4	4	4	5	5	3	5	39	81	0
chill	4	4	4	5	4	6	5	3	5	40	5	6	4	3	5	7	4	6	4	44	84	0
Bookie	5	4	3	5	5	5	4	4	6	41	5	7	6	4	4	4	3	5	7	45	86	0
TripleM (r)	6	6	4	4	7	5	4	3	4	43	5	6	4	3	4	6	5	5	6	44	87	0
Chadderbox	5	5	3	5	5	5	5	4	5	42	6	6	5	5	5	5	4	5	6	47	89	0
Juice	7	5	4	5	4	6	5	3	6	45	6	8	4	6	5	5	3	5	6	48	93	0
Gator	7	4	3	7	5	5	4	5	7	47	6	6	5	5	7	5	5	5	6	50	97	0
Birdman	4	5	5	7	6	8	5	3	6	49	6	7	5	4	6	7	4	4	7	50	99	0
Turtle	5	6	4	7	6	6	5	6	6	51	6	7	7	3	5	6	4	6	6	50	101	0
Grumpy	7	6	4	6	6	6	6	4	8	53	6	5	6	4	5	6	4	5	7	48	101	0
Sardine (r)	6	4	5	7	6	6	6	4	7	51	7	7	6	7	5	5	4	5	7	53	104	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	1	0	1	1	0	0		0	1	0	1	1	0	1	0	0			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS	AS	AS	AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	3	5	5	4	4	3	4	4	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	3	5	5	5	5	4	5	6	6	5	-	-	-	-	-	-
	AS	AS	AS	AS	AS								-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:

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