 Notables - Thanks to Grumpy for waterskins and Papa Malone for wetdogs
- Five skins in total out there at 16 bones/per. Two for Maiden, one each for Schwayze, Lucky and Sunny
- Five doggies went to Fodder, Pizzaman, Figmo, Rulz and GoTee (shocker! :)
- Honourable Mention goes to ... everyone who didn't bail and came to play
- HM also goes to Casselview. Course in great shape to handle the rain. Garcon in a cart came out and delivered beers to some of us too!
- Beautiful new 14th hole par 3
- HM to Sunny and Fodder for going 3-0-0
- Fodder checked the website and saw a 3-some so he showed up and joined. That is primo Slamming
- True story: Iron Maiden had a hold of Pizzaman's sausage. I tried to grab it too. Three things about that: a) PM doesn't want me to touch his sausage b) His sausage is skinnier than you might think c) Maiden wrapped his sausage so it wouldn't get too wet. I think it was pepperoni. Not sure, because he didn't share.
- Fingz had a weather glove that required creative tailoring. Rest of his gear seemed ill-suited for the weather
- X-man played great ... through the first 16 holes. Grind X, grind
- Rulz lost yet another blinder match to the OC (oh, was that a secret?)
- GoTee only won one dog this time
- Zen Girl has a crush on Pitbull
- Grumpy was a bit late. Papa Malone wondered if he was getting Lucky! But Lucky was already at the course. Curious
- Helen went joyriding in a cart on the course in the rain
 Quotables
- Another slice! I should be that K-tel machine that slices everything
- Today I had a whiff, I hit my own cart and was lucky that my 9 was only an 8
- I'm glad Sunny got a job (so he can't golf everyday!?!)
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Sat Oct 4, 2014
Summary
We had Sunshine on a cloudy day... OK, it was more than just cloudy, but Sunny and Sunshine didn't notice. 16 holy warriors mounted their push-arks four-by-four to face the great flood. And alas, they discovered that golf is not a fair-weather sport. We had the course and the 19th hole to ourselves. Smiles on every face. A great day -- especially for those who dressed for the conditions (sermon over; how did I do Rulz?)
| Stars |
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IronMaiden |
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This is not a fair-weather Maiden. Her score was an A. She had a couple of skins and had 3 birdies in the first 5 holes. Ended day with 4. 'Nuff said. Congrats (again). I see blue tees in your future :) |
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Pukey J |
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Dressed great. Second-best score of day (but who is counting?). Swore less than usual (sorry to say same cannot be said for Zen #@$% Girl). Dude is hardcore. Good work. |
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Figmo |
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Played well. Shot under scoring average. Won 2 matches. Vaulted more than 100 spots. His quest to make the Dragonfly Challenge is on track. Nice hat. I just like to say Figmo! Bravo. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 16
- Scoring Average: 89
- Birdie Average: 0.94
- Course Rating: 9
- Best aspects of course: Excellent draining on the greens!
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $47
- EG Member: $39
- EG Unl. Member: $34
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Pukey J [B19] |
GoTee [A7] |
15 |
SunShine [B98] |
IronMaiden [B7] |
10 |
| IronMaiden [B7] |
GoTee [A7] |
15 |
ZenGirl [C2] |
Sunny [B6] |
12 |
| X-Man [B46] |
Shwayze (r) [B21] |
16 |
Rulz [A17] |
Fodder [A12] |
12 |
| Figmo [B56] |
Shwayze (r) [B21] |
16 |
SunShine [B98] |
GoTee [A7] |
12 |
| X-Man [B46] |
FingZ (r) [B12] |
16 |
SunShine [B98] |
Pukey J [B19] |
13 |
| Figmo [B56] |
FingZ (r) [B12] |
16 |
Grumpy [D2] |
Sunny [B6] |
14 |
| Papa Malone [C25] |
ZenGirl [C2] |
17 |
Papa Malone [C25] |
Sunny [B6] |
14 |
| Shwayze (r) [B21] |
FingZ (r) [B12] |
17 |
PizzaMan [A34] |
Fodder [A12] |
14 |
|
|
|
Lucky [B17] |
Fodder [A12] |
14 |
|
|
|
PizzaMan [A34] |
Rulz [A17] |
16 |
|
|
|
Pukey J [B19] |
IronMaiden [B7] |
16 |
|
|
|
Figmo [B56] |
X-Man [B46] |
16 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
Papa Malone [C25] |
17 |
|
|
|
Lucky [B17] |
Rulz [A17] |
18 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
ZenGirl [C2] |
18 |
|
|
|
PizzaMan [A34] |
Lucky [B17] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Fodder |
80 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
IronMaiden |
78 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
32 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Sunny |
82 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
X-Man |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Figmo |
86 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Rulz |
88 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Pukey J |
79 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Papa Malone |
94 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
GoTee |
84 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Shwayze (r) |
89 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Lucky |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
ZenGirl |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Grumpy |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
PizzaMan |
95 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
FingZ (r) |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
SunShine |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| IronMaiden |
4 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
37 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
41 |
78 |
2 |
| Sunny |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
42 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
82 |
1 |
| Shwayze (r) |
6 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
7 |
42 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
89 |
1 |
| Lucky |
7 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
50 |
93 |
1 |
| Pukey J |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
79 |
0 |
| Fodder |
5 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
40 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
40 |
80 |
0 |
| GoTee |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
84 |
0 |
| Figmo |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
| X-Man |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
44 |
86 |
0 |
| Rulz |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
45 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
88 |
0 |
| FingZ (r) |
7 |
4 |
2 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
50 |
93 |
0 |
| Papa Malone |
6 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
46 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
94 |
0 |
| SunShine |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
95 |
0 |
| PizzaMan |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
47 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
48 |
95 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
8 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
98 |
0 |
| ZenGirl |
6 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
51 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
98 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
|
5 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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