 Notables - Pearls gets a hole-in-one on the 2nd hole with a 7 iron from 102 yards, then survives celebratory WWF spin-around pick up hug by Juice.
- Pearls collects the $710 ace jackpot plus the dog and skin for the largest ever single Slammer shot payout of $745.
- Pearls becomes the 1st competitor to have 2 holes in one while playing as a Slammer.
- The first ever Slammer shot at Loyalist was struck by Grumpy. The ball is not available for the Slammer museum.
- Best Dressed Slammer was Sunny wearing light coloured slacks with a suave Oyster Bay golf shirt......winning him a hightop black and white Guiness hat.
- Thanks to Shortstack's girlfriend Emma for printing the forms necessary for a Slammer event.
- Thanks to Grumpy for calculating unerringly the Dynamic Physio and Chiropractic skins worth $20 each to Pearls, Sunny and Llama. They were a par, birdie and eagle.
- Culligan Water Dogs were gratefully handled by Shortstack and awarded to Pearls (2), Runnin Show Rob and Goody.
- Welcome Runnin Show Rob, Goody and Haddy to your inaugural Slammer Tour event.
 Quotables
- Its in !
- I'm a lifeguard but if you guys fall in I'm not saving you.
- These guys get better with each sip of beer.
- I believe in yesterday's golf.
- If you have a bad front you better have a good back.
- hat was yesterday's hole.
- She keeps peeling like an onion until we start to cry.
- You are just the guy I want to see.
- He hit his titleist so far it became a pinnacle.
- Welcome everybody to the Pearls show.
- Better make it a double.
- She is paying.
- Can I hit the ball with his thing in my mouth ?.
- Couple more darts and I'll get rid of these shakes.
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Sun Jun 22, 2014
Summary
Our inaugural Loyalist event had 12 Slammers tee it up with 8 staying for part 2 of the 36 hole doubleheader. Pearls had a hole in one.
| Stars |
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Pearls |
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This Slammer had a terrific round scoring well below her median and grabbing 2 dogs and a skin, highlighted by a hole-in-one ! |
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Sunny |
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Any other event he is 1st star as Sunny is 3-0 and dressed well too. He has driven endlessly pursuing Slammer nirvana this weekend, thus his severe hairloss. |
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ShortStack |
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Shortstack played superb golf on a course never seen, going 3-0 AND Emma printed the Slammer documents, making he event workable at an organizational level ! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 12
- Scoring Average: 91
- Birdie Average: 0.42
- Course Rating: 9.5
- Best aspects of course: Immaculate grooming and welcoming staff.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $49
- EG Member: $44
- EG Unl. Member: $39
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Runnin Show Rob (r) [Unr] |
Kookie (r) [D16] |
14 |
Kookie (r) [D16] |
ShortStack [A33] |
11 |
| Haddy (r) [Unr] |
Llama (r) [A47] |
14 |
Boomer [C10] |
Cuba [A18] |
12 |
| Pearls [C21] |
Boomer [C10] |
15 |
Runnin Show Rob (r) [Unr] |
ShortStack [A33] |
12 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D5] |
Sunny [B28] |
14 |
|
|
|
Goody (r) [Unr] |
ShortStack [A33] |
14 |
|
|
|
Kookie (r) [D16] |
Goody (r) [Unr] |
14 |
|
|
|
Pearls [C21] |
Juice [A24] |
15 |
|
|
|
Boomer [C10] |
Juice [A24] |
15 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D5] |
Haddy (r) [Unr] |
15 |
|
|
|
Pearls [C21] |
Cuba [A18] |
15 |
|
|
|
Juice [A24] |
Cuba [A18] |
15 |
|
|
|
Llama (r) [A47] |
Sunny [B28] |
16 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D5] |
Llama (r) [A47] |
17 |
|
|
|
Haddy (r) [Unr] |
Sunny [B28] |
18 |
|
|
|
Goody (r) [Unr] |
Runnin Show Rob (r) [Unr] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Sunny |
82 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Cuba |
76 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
ShortStack |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Runnin Show Rob (r) |
101 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Haddy (r) |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Juice |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Pearls |
89 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
30 |
1 |
20 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Goody (r) |
98 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Llama (r) |
87 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Grumpy |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Boomer |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Kookie (r) |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
37 |
72 |
|
| Sunny |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
82 |
1 |
| Llama (r) |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
87 |
1 |
| Pearls |
7 |
1 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
43 |
89 |
1 |
| Cuba |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
76 |
0 |
| Haddy (r) |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
38 |
85 |
0 |
| ShortStack |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
86 |
0 |
| Juice |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
44 |
86 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
49 |
95 |
0 |
| Goody (r) |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
52 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
98 |
0 |
| Boomer |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
55 |
100 |
0 |
| Runnin Show Rob (r) |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
51 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
50 |
101 |
0 |
| Kookie (r) |
7 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
57 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
54 |
111 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
3 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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