The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Welcome to first time Slammer MacJack & Slammette Barbara Jamieson
NOTABLE: Thank you to all Slammers for submitting your groups summary sheets and scorecards so quickly and accurately !
NOTABLE: 470 bones on the line today
CULLIGAN DOGGIES: Five doggie holes and with fourteen groups of Slammers you know they were going to be close and valuable! Bainsy claims the dog on #2 and even though it was the first par 3 on the course it was the last hole of the day for this Slammer who sticks it 6ft 4inches from the pin - Pukey J takes the dog on the long #5...the ball travelled 6ft past the pin and stopped...a mere 200 yards from the tee - It wouldn't be a doggie report without including this Slammette...Juice claims the dog on #8, 9ft behind a deep back pin - Off to the back nine, Primo takes #10 with a 7ft 4 inch puppy and Hazy claims the last one on the 16th at 6ft, 5 inches. Each doggie netted these Slammers 50 bones and all Slammers were offered fresh, delicious Culligan bottled water before heading out on the course
DYNAMIC PHYSIO SKINS: Three skins, 73 bones a piece and all with birds on a par 5! Swanny on #4, Blue on #13 and Hazy on the 18th
Big, HUGE thanks to our Slammer masters today and it was a true team effort with Stevie Ray on collections for both Saturday and Sunday events and Grumpy & PizzaMan doing the doggie measuring on the course
Also, thank you to Shortstack for being a terrific MC all weekend!

Quotables

You have your 3 wood in your hand...you are peeing off
Shake my hand...pees to meet you
Why is Shorty loading a fishing rod in his cart?
Why are you looking for your ball way up there ? ? You are fifty yards back !
If we split yours and mine we were in the hole...again!
Wow there's a lot of love in this group
Do you always play the forward tees?
Great thing about playing with D classers is you always hear "I've been there before!"
"We're done!"...he's talking about your friendship, not the match
I'm too pretty to get injured
Step on my smoke and I'll stab you in the eye!
Just move the pumpkin!
I wasn't trying on #1, #7 and #15
Is that your ball in there?
I'm gonna put my pants back on now
Only in Room 223 can you find three men in a tub
Many more quotables could have been recorded...but what happens in Smuggs.....

Sat Oct 18, 2014

Summary
It's day one of our annual trip to Smugglers Glen and the Glen House resort in Gananoque and though many of us have made this trip year after year the view never ceases to take your breath away as you drive up to the first tee overlooking the mighty St Lawrence River and the 1000 Islands. And then you really lose your breath as you tee it up to drive over The Gorge to the first fairway! A high noon shotgun start under an overcast sky with temperatures in the mid teens set the stage for the start of a great weekend and fourteen groups of Slammers set a new record of participants for this yearly event. But the fun doesn't stop at the 18th hole for this event, no it does not! A kickin' 19th hole begins and continues over at the Glen House Resort where cocktails, a group dinner, prizing and a games room full of funness awaits the Slammers and all ClubEG members and guests. A little hot tubbing, pool splashing and fireplace burning were thrown in for good measure but those are all the details we will divulge. Thank you to Malone for all the hard work involved in putting this incredible weekend together and it truly gets better year after year!

Stars
	Red
	Primo lived up to his Slammer namesake and was numero uno star...and no, this is not a move to schmooze the title sponsor! Just the facts man, just the facts. Primo recorded the upset wins over Corporal, Duke and FingZ, moved up over 200 spots and finishes his day in the top 30 of the Slammer ranks. He circled two birds on his scorecard and walks away with a tight doggie on the 10th hole sticking it closer than fifty other Slammers. Congrats !
	Hazy
	Sometimes one shot can make a good day on the golf course a great day and today Hazy had a few that resulted in some fantastic results. Hazy recorded two birds and takes the win over buddy Big Steve, sticks a dog ball closer than any other on the 16th and one of those birds holds up for the skin on the challenging 18th hole, par five that no other Slammer could conquer today. Hazy will take home over one quarter of the doggie and skins pot. Cha-ching!
	Bainsey
	Bainsy also has a great day out there and though most of his visits to the Tour are on our Get-Aways he always gets right into the groove and turns on his match play game...and the charm. Bainsy first records the win against Lulu and with the win against IronMaiden will move into the top 10. One birdie and a dog top off a great, great day. When a Slammer gets into the top ten, the only question left is usually "When are you playin' again?". Well done!

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 51
Scoring Average: 94
Birdie Average: 0.59
Course Rating: 10
Best aspects of course: Beautiful setting for our annual Fall trip and the course was in fantastic condition

Kids

The Kids earned $54

Event Fees

ST Member: $270
EG Member: $250
EG Unl. Member: $250

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Ripzone [B77]	Dyke [B8]	WDN	ZenGirl [C4]	Lil Muffin [A31]	11
Lil Muffin [A31]	Juice [A7]	11	Turtle [B34]	Blue [A29]	12
Sunny [B4]	IronMaiden [B3]	11	Turtle [B34]	DeeJay [B21]	12
Alluken [C191]	Big Steve [C190]	12	PuraVida [C153]	Biscuit Oshumka [C19]	12
Red [C45]	Corporal [C44]	13	FedEx (r) [Unr]	Pele [D17]	12
Red [C45]	Duke [A18]	14	Kookie (r) [D20]	Pele [D17]	12
Hazy [C192]	Big Steve [C190]	15	PuraVida [C153]	Birdman [B22]	12
Harley [B43]	Turtle [B34]	16	Bainsey [C43]	Sunny [B4]	13
Bainsey [C43]	IronMaiden [B3]	16	Lulu (r) [D6]	Sunny [B4]	13
Gazzif [D4]	Grumpy [D1]	16	Grumpy [D1]	Lucky [B2]	13
FedEx (r) [Unr]	Kookie (r) [D20]	16	Boomer [C31]	Lucky [B2]	13
Pukey J [B26]	GoTee [A6]	17	Rulz [A28]	Malone [O5]	13
Red [C45]	FingZ (r) [B1]	17	PuraVida [C153]	BearCat [B60]	13
Nivlac (r) [A42]	Juice [A7]	18	Rulz [A28]	Swanny [A27]	13
Biscuit Oshumka [C19]	BearCat [B60]	18	Big Steve [C190]	MacJack (r) [Unr]	13
Stevie Ray [C5]	chill [B20]	18	Lulu (r) [D6]	Bainsey [C43]	13
			Tesla (r) [B71]	Dr. Pepper (r) [B18]	13
			ZenGirl [C4]	Juice [A7]	14
			Gator [B17]	PizzaMan [A2]	14
			Boomer [C31]	Gazzif [D4]	14
			GoTee [A6]	McGoop [O1]	14
			Pukey J [B26]	McGoop [O1]	14
			Harley [B43]	Blue [A29]	14
			Intruder [A20]	J-Money [B10]	14
			Nivlac (r) [A42]	Lil Muffin [A31]	14
			BearCat [B60]	Birdman [B22]	14
			PrintMan (r) [C186]	Dr. Pepper (r) [B18]	14
			Corporal [C44]	FingZ (r) [B1]	14
			ZenGirl [C4]	Nivlac (r) [A42]	15
			Gazzif [D4]	Lucky [B2]	15
			Hazy [C192]	MacJack (r) [Unr]	15
			Corporal [C44]	Duke [A18]	15
			Stevie Ray [C5]	J-Money [B10]	15
			Biscuit Oshumka [C19]	Birdman [B22]	15
			Swanny [A27]	Malone [O5]	16
			Harley [B43]	DeeJay [B21]	16
			Gru [B6]	PizzaMan [A2]	16
			Gator [B17]	Figmo [B5]	16
			Intruder [A20]	chill [B20]	16
			ShortStack [A17]	Malone [O5]	16
			chill [B20]	J-Money [B10]	16
			Grumpy [D1]	Boomer [C31]	17
			Hazy [C192]	Alluken [C191]	17
			Gator [B17]	Gru [B6]	17
			FingZ (r) [B1]	Duke [A18]	17
			Blue [A29]	DeeJay [B21]	18
			Lulu (r) [D6]	IronMaiden [B3]	18
			Figmo [B5]	PizzaMan [A2]	18
			Gru [B6]	Figmo [B5]	18
			Alluken [C191]	MacJack (r) [Unr]	18
			Stevie Ray [C5]	Intruder [A20]	18
			Swanny [A27]	ShortStack [A17]	18
			Rulz [A28]	ShortStack [A17]	18
			PrintMan (r) [C186]	Tesla (r) [B71]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Red	85	2	0	1	50	0	0	3-0-0	6
Lil Muffin	75	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Sunny	78	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Malone	79	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
DeeJay	81	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
J-Money	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
MacJack (r)	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Birdman	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Lucky	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
PizzaMan	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Bainsey	86	1	0	1	50	0	0	2-1-0	4
Blue	81	1	0	0	0	1	73	2-1-0	4
McGoop	76	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
ShortStack	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Dr. Pepper (r)	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Duke	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Alluken	91	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Nivlac (r)	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Figmo	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-2	4
Gazzif	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Biscuit Oshumka	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pele	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Gru	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Hazy	88	2	0	1	50	1	73	1-2-0	2
Pukey J	84	1	0	1	50	0	0	1-1-0	2
Juice	93	0	0	1	50	0	0	1-2-0	2
Swanny	85	1	0	0	0	1	73	1-2-0	2
Ripzone	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
FingZ (r)	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Harley	88	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
IronMaiden	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
chill	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Intruder	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Boomer	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
BearCat	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
FedEx (r)	115	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
PrintMan (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
Tesla (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
Rulz	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
GoTee	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Lulu (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Corporal	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
ZenGirl	100	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Turtle	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Gator	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Steve	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Kookie (r)	121	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
PuraVida	121	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Dyke	WDN							0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	3	4	5	3	4	5	3	4	36	3	4	4	5	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
Blue	5	3	5	5	4	6	7	3	4	42	3	5	4	4	4	5	3	6	5	39	81	1
Swanny	5	3	6	4	3	5	6	3	4	39	4	4	4	7	5	5	4	5	8	46	85	1
Hazy	6	3	7	8	4	4	6	6	4	48	4	6	4	8	4	4	2	4	4	40	88	1
Lil Muffin	5	3	5	6	4	4	5	3	3	38	2	5	4	5	4	5	3	4	5	37	75	0
McGoop	4	3	5	6	4	5	5	4	4	40	3	4	4	5	4	5	2	4	5	36	76	0
Sunny	5	3	4	6	2	5	6	3	5	39	3	4	4	5	5	4	3	5	6	39	78	0
Malone	4	3	4	6	3	4	5	4	4	37	4	4	3	8	4	5	4	4	6	42	79	0
DeeJay	5	3	5	7	4	4	7	3	3	41	5	5	4	7	4	4	3	3	5	40	81	0
Ripzone	5	4	5	5	4	5	5	3	5	41	3	5	4	5	5	5	3	5	6	41	82	0
ShortStack	5	3	4	6	4	4	6	3	6	41	3	5	4	6	4	5	5	4	6	42	83	0
Pukey J	7	3	6	7	2	4	5	4	4	42	4	5	4	6	5	5	3	5	5	42	84	0
J-Money	7	3	7	6	3	6	5	4	5	46	3	4	4	6	4	4	3	4	7	39	85	0
Red	5	4	5	6	5	4	7	5	4	45	2	5	3	5	4	7	3	5	6	40	85	0
Bainsey	5	3	6	8	3	4	5	4	6	44	3	5	5	6	5	5	2	4	7	42	86	0
Rulz	5	4	4	6	5	7	7	3	4	45	5	4	4	8	4	4	3	3	7	42	87	0
Dr. Pepper (r)	5	4	5	6	4	5	5	3	4	41	4	8	4	6	5	3	3	6	7	46	87	0
Harley	5	4	6	6	4	5	6	4	4	44	4	8	3	8	5	3	3	4	6	44	88	0
Duke	7	5	5	7	5	5	5	3	6	48	3	4	4	6	5	5	3	4	6	40	88	0
FingZ (r)	7	3	5	8	6	4	6	3	4	46	4	5	3	6	5	5	3	5	6	42	88	0
MacJack (r)	6	4	5	7	5	5	5	4	5	46	3	4	3	7	4	4	6	5	6	42	88	0
Lucky	6	3	4	5	3	4	7	3	8	43	3	6	5	6	6	6	4	5	5	46	89	0
Birdman	6	3	6	7	3	5	6	4	6	46	3	5	5	6	5	5	3	5	6	43	89	0
IronMaiden	6	4	5	7	3	4	6	4	6	45	4	5	6	8	4	5	4	4	5	45	90	0
Alluken	6	3	6	7	3	5	6	4	5	45	3	7	3	6	7	5	6	3	6	46	91	0
Nivlac (r)	7	3	5	5	4	7	7	5	5	48	4	6	3	5	5	6	4	4	7	44	92	0
Juice	6	4	6	6	4	6	6	3	6	47	3	6	4	7	4	5	5	4	8	46	93	0
GoTee	6	3	5	6	4	6	8	4	4	46	4	5	4	5	6	8	4	5	6	47	93	0
chill	7	3	6	6	4	5	7	4	5	47	4	7	4	5	5	5	3	7	7	47	94	0
Figmo	7	3	5	8	5	5	8	4	4	49	3	8	3	7	5	5	3	4	7	45	94	0
Intruder	7	4	6	7	4	5	5	3	6	47	3	5	5	7	8	6	3	5	6	48	95	0
Stevie Ray	7	4	4	6	3	5	7	4	5	45	4	6	6	6	8	4	3	6	7	50	95	0
Gru	5	3	4	6	3	5	7	6	5	44	4	7	7	8	5	5	4	6	6	52	96	0
PizzaMan	5	4	6	6	4	5	7	4	4	45	3	6	5	6	5	8	3	8	8	52	97	0
Corporal	7	4	6	6	8	5	5	4	6	51	3	8	5	6	6	5	3	5	6	47	98	0
Biscuit Oshumka	8	4	7	7	5	5	6	3	5	50	3	6	5	7	5	5	5	5	8	49	99	0
ZenGirl	7	4	7	7	5	4	6	3	7	50	4	5	5	6	6	7	6	3	8	50	100	0
PrintMan (r)	7	4	7	7	4	5	6	4	5	49	3	6	4	8	8	5	4	6	8	52	101	0
Tesla (r)	8	5	4	7	4	4	5	4	7	48	5	8	5	8	6	5	3	6	7	53	101	0
Gator	8	4	7	8	4	6	6	6	5	54	3	5	8	6	5	4	4	6	8	49	103	0
Turtle	8	3	5	7	5	5	8	4	8	53	3	7	5	7	6	5	4	6	7	50	103	0
Boomer	7	5	5	8	6	5	6	3	6	51	4	5	6	8	6	6	7	5	6	53	104	0
Big Steve	7	4	6	7	5	4	8	4	6	51	4	8	5	8	4	5	5	7	8	54	105	0
BearCat	5	3	5	7	4	7	8	6	5	50	5	8	5	7	8	6	4	4	8	55	105	0
Grumpy	6	4	5	6	3	6	7	5	6	48	4	6	7	8	7	8	5	5	8	58	106	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1			3
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	5	3	5	6	4	4	5	3	3	2	5	4	5	4	5	3	4	5
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