The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Although nine Slammers went undefeated today, only two reached that perfect 3-0 accomplishment.
At least fourteen people paid their fee to go into the hole in one club. At this time � I am only aware that BearCat, LongIron, Grumpy, Kookie, & Roesy are five of them.
Toilet paper. Who won the first package? The Prez! The Commish! He did manage a par on #3 to half the hole. However McGoop won nine of the first ten holes. Another original Slammer (started in 2001), Magnum, also collected a package of toilet paper in the very next group. His came from the camera man Gadget.
On these trips we randomly choose teams to play a game for a prize. The game consists of a series of yes/no questions. The team that amasses the most points wins! Well that sheet lists the tee blocks on it. The �whites� today were the tee blocks identified as #2. The Pine Lakes starter however gave his instructions and I wonder how many of US teed off on #3. I did � I wish the OC would have told me.
Speaking of that sheet with the questions, today�s question that caused the most confusion was � Did not make a three or better on #16.
Dogs today go out to Iron Maiden (2), Sunny (8), LongIron (11) and Gadget (16).
Finally - that fundraiser for Make-A-Wish - guess the best scores of McGoop, Malone, ShortStack, Grumpy, and your own. How are you doing? they had 69 - 77 - 97 - 112 and you. I have failed on two already.
The first milestone achieved on this trip - was when Potter beat Grumpy on hole 12. Potter became the 89th Slammer to earn his 100th win.

Quotables

�Hey Potter, I need your dogs and skins bones.� �I thought this trip was free {tongue in cheek}.� Potter won the trip at the Slammies.
�Stupid sandtraps! Cost me plus five on two sand shots.�
�Sexy Colin Pitchers.!�
Malone, I don�t want to get in your head, but I am thinking course record.�
�'Taberphoque� ShortStack is learning frenglish.�� What is dormy?�
�Fingz gave me the clap!�
�What do you do for a living? Besides smoking!�
�Nice to hit off grass.�
�I got a ^%$^$%^ 6!� �I got a ^%$^$%^ 6 and LIKE it!�
�Have you been shinned yet today?�

Sun Feb 22, 2015

Summary
Wow! Our second driver Duke {NOT the Slammer), was pretty incredible. The best driver on the road as we drove through some terrible conditions. We made it and the first casualty was Grumpy. Not him, but his name. This dwarf changed and didn't become Doc or Sneezy. We already have a Happy & Bashful, and plenty of Dopeys. Grumpy is now Sleepy. Day one - arrive to a gorgeous looking (yes that is green) Pine Lakes. We battled through the coffee and breakfast wait, juggled a couple of tee times and off we went. Twenty golfers off the front nine and the other 16 started on the back. Still doing a survey but apparently Sleepy and BearCat were not the only ones who were hitting from the wrong tees. Only seven upsets in this first event in Myrtle, with Magnum making the biggest leap up the ladder.

Stars
	Fodder
	Three pros as opponents? Talk of breaking course records? Much ado about nothing? Shakespeare is in the house, but he is playing as a golfer formerly known as Fodder. I asked him at the beginning of the round about something that I had heard about a new swing - or something like that. It worked! His second birdie of the day (on 17) was good enough to earn the draw vs Malone who he has a career 1-5-1 record against. By the way he also took down rookies BigCat & Herc.
	McGoop
	Zero doggies for the Tour leader this season. Rulz (10), LongIron (11) & Juice (13th hole), were three of his victims. His fourth was the course. Three birdies, but only one was good for a skin, and 14 pars, had him at a minus three. Hole 13 was his only blemish with a double bogey.
	Randy McGee
	Two bunkers reached - five over par for the two. Otherwise, only plus seven the rest of the day. Today he went two and OH, bringing his career to an awesome 4-1 start. He jumped 195 rungs when he upset RipZone on 12. That was two holes after embarrassing Magnum.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 25
Scoring Average: 87
Birdie Average: 0.56
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course:

Kids

The Kids earned $52

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Randy McGee [B129]	Ripzone [B41]	12	Rulz [A22]	McGoop [O1]	10
Potter [C3]	SunShine [B5]	14	Magnum [B231]	Randy McGee [B129]	10
Shteeme [A36]	ShortStack [A20]	16	LongIron [B93]	McGoop [O1]	11
Magnum [B231]	Ripzone [B41]	18	Juice [A7]	McGoop [O1]	12
LongIron [B93]	Juice [A7]	18	Grumpy [D3]	Potter [C3]	12
BearCat [B23]	SunShine [B5]	18	Grumpy [D3]	SunShine [B5]	14
			BearCat [B23]	Potter [C3]	14
			Gru [B15]	GoTee [A3]	14
			ShortStack [A20]	FingZ [B10]	14
			Herc (r) [Unr]	Malone [O2]	15
			Rulz [A22]	Juice [A7]	15
			Gru [B15]	IronMaiden [B2]	15
			Grumpy [D3]	BearCat [B23]	15
			Bainsey [C16]	Sunny [B11]	16
			Smitty [A18]	GoTee [A3]	16
			Smitty [A18]	IronMaiden [B2]	17
			Herc (r) [Unr]	Fodder [A15]	17
			Ryan Hardy (r) [Unr]	Fodder [A15]	17
			Gru [B15]	Smitty [A18]	17
			Shteeme [A36]	FingZ [B10]	17
			Herc (r) [Unr]	Ryan Hardy (r) [Unr]	17
			LongIron [B93]	Rulz [A22]	18
			Fodder [A15]	Malone [O2]	18
			Ryan Hardy (r) [Unr]	Malone [O2]	18
			GoTee [A3]	IronMaiden [B2]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
McGoop	69	3	0	0	0	1	18	3-0-0	6
Potter	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	79	1	0	1	31	1	18	2-0-1	5
Fodder	76	2	0	0	0	1	18	2-0-1	5
Malone	77	1	0	0	0	1	18	2-0-1	5
GoTee	76	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Randy McGee	77	1	0	1	31	1	18	2-0-0	4
FingZ	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
BearCat	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
LongIron	83	1	0	1	31	0	0	1-1-1	3
Sunny	79	2	0	1	31	0	0	1-0-0	2
Ryan Hardy (r)	79	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Juice	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Smitty	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Shteeme	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Magnum	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
SunShine	102	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Rulz	84	1	0	0	0	1	18	0-2-1	1
Herc (r)	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bainsey	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Gru	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Ripzone	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
ShortStack	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Kookie	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-0	0
Grumpy	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	4	4	5	4	4	3	4	35	5	3	4	4	4	4	3	4	4	35	70
McGoop	3	3	4	4	5	4	4	3	3	33	5	3	4	6	4	3	3	4	4	36	69	1
Fodder	4	5	4	4	5	5	5	4	5	41	4	3	4	4	4	5	3	3	5	35	76	1
Malone	4	3	3	4	7	4	4	4	5	38	5	3	6	5	4	5	3	4	4	39	77	1
Randy McGee	4	3	5	4	5	4	4	4	4	37	5	3	3	6	5	4	3	4	7	40	77	1
IronMaiden	6	2	5	4	5	4	4	5	4	39	5	4	5	4	4	4	4	5	5	40	79	1
Rulz	4	5	4	5	8	5	6	4	5	46	6	3	4	4	6	5	3	4	3	38	84	1
GoTee	4	3	6	4	5	4	5	3	4	38	6	3	5	5	4	4	3	3	5	38	76	0
Ryan Hardy (r)	6	3	4	4	6	4	4	3	5	39	5	3	5	4	5	5	4	4	5	40	79	0
Sunny	4	4	5	4	5	6	4	3	5	40	6	4	4	5	6	3	3	3	5	39	79	0
Herc (r)	6	4	4	5	5	5	4	3	4	40	6	4	4	4	5	6	3	4	4	40	80	0
LongIron	3	3	5	6	6	5	5	4	4	41	7	3	4	5	8	4	3	4	4	42	83	0
Juice	4	3	5	4	5	5	5	3	4	38	6	5	5	5	5	4	5	5	6	46	84	0
Smitty	5	4	6	5	7	4	4	3	4	42	6	3	4	4	7	5	3	5	5	42	84	0
Bainsey	4	4	4	5	5	8	4	4	5	43	6	3	5	7	5	4	4	4	5	43	86	0
FingZ	4	4	5	6	6	4	5	3	4	41	6	4	4	8	6	4	5	4	5	46	87	0
Gru	5	3	4	4	6	5	4	3	4	38	6	4	6	7	5	6	4	6	5	49	87	0
Potter	6	3	7	4	5	5	5	4	4	43	6	5	5	4	5	4	3	7	6	45	88	0
Shteeme	4	4	5	5	5	5	4	5	6	43	7	5	6	5	6	4	3	6	5	47	90	0
Magnum	5	4	6	7	6	4	5	5	6	48	6	4	5	5	5	5	4	5	6	45	93	0
Ripzone	8	4	6	5	5	6	5	3	4	46	6	3	6	5	5	6	5	6	6	48	94	0
ShortStack	6	4	7	5	5	6	6	4	6	49	6	4	5	5	7	6	5	4	6	48	97	0
Grumpy	6	5	8	7	8	6	7	3	4	54	7	6	6	6	7	8	6	6	6	58	112	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	1		1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	3	3	4	4	5	4	4	3	3	5	3	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	3	3	5	6	6	5	5	4	4	7	3	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	AS	AS										-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:

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