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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • TC Match: McGoop defeats Bugsy
  • TC match : Pouf bests GoTee
  • TC match: Nivlac outlasts Jon Jon
  • TC match: Popeye (toot toot) takes down Metro
  • Best Dressed Slammer was McGoop, doing the cool purple thing right down to his shoes and socks, with some Slammer wear thrown in.
  • Special mention to Clang and McGoop who were undefeated today, but starless.
  • Sardine began his Cod transformation, being the first Slamer to do this since Grumpy began keeping stats.
  • Group 2 barely kept up to group 1
  • Group 6 enjoyed the fine play of group 5 in front.
  • Wow I just see that I never sent this to you yesterday In case you want to use any of it Ace’s bird on hole 8 was his 25th career. Popeye’s bird on 16 was his 100th career bird (37th to do so). He also won his 400th bone.
  • Culligan Dogs, kindly collected by Juice, were won by Metro, Cuba(2),and Popeye, all of whom were in the same group.
  • RealFans skins were quickly calculated and expertly presented by fun loving Grumpy, to 6 different Slammers. Do you know where to find the winners?
  • Hi Helen !

Quotables

  • I like it hard and big
  • Pleasure playing with you guys
  • Wow, everyone is nice but McGoop
  • Whoops I missed it
  • my shadow is b..... and l......
  • Sardine may be a tuna or herring
  • they are Portuguese
  • Note to self: no sex or subway sandwiches before golf
  • several drop zones available.....pick one.
  • $6500 U.S. For one of these, and they don't float.
 Event: eQuinelle
Tue Jul 21, 2015
Summary
23 Slammers had a shot at #1 today, on a Slammer favourite course in perfect July weather ! Yes, this is a riddle.

Stars
Pouf
Pouf earns first star by winning his TC match, eagleing the 14th hole (when a birdie would have been enough for a skin)' and most importantly, winning all matches via upset to ascend to the top 15 on Tour. Excellence !
Gator
Gator, that hipster from Kanata, adheres to cart path only rules, is friendly with everyone, dresses impressively, and can really golf ! Shooting his career best for a Tuesday, he is 3-0 and happy to play from the white tees forever. More excellent than KC but less than Pouf.
KidsClub
This slim dude was a day shy of organizing dinner for all at the Branch, where Paulina was to host. All we can do is drool over his impressively low score and 3 wins, defending his position and excelling beyond all others, except Gator and Pouf.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Cuba
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 88
  • Birdie Average: 1.13
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: the Marahalls are very helpful, and the hot dogs are superb. Time for a new clubhouse though. Oh yeah, plenty of tee boxes to choose from.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $24
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $65
  • EG Member: $55
  • EG Unl. Member: $45

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Cuba [A37] Ace [A23] 12 Jam [D7] KidsClub [C9] 11
Pouf [A34] Blue [A19] 15 Turtle [B19] McGoop [O1] 11
Popeye [B83] Ace [A23] 15 Popeye [B83] Cuba [A37] 12
Gator [B48] Tesla [B16] 15 Metro [B1] Cuba [A37] 12
Popeye [B83] Metro [B1] 16 Supersy [C5] Gator [B48] 12
Pouf [A34] GoTee [A6] 18 Grumpy [D5] Gator [B48] 12
Sardine [C238] KidsClub [C9] 13
Turtle [B19] Juice [A29] 13
Inch [B30] Pouf [A34] 13
Supersy [C5] Tesla [B16] 13
Turtle [B19] BugsyZ [A10] 13
Inch [B30] GoTee [A6] 13
Vinnie [B54] KidsClub [C9] 14
Grumpy [D5] Tesla [B16] 14
Snafu [C48] Clang [A3] 15
Juice [A29] McGoop [O1] 15
BugsyZ [A10] McGoop [O1] 15
Blue [A19] GoTee [A6] 15
Snafu [C48] Nivlac [A35] 15
JonJon (r) [A8] Clang [A3] 16
Nivlac [A35] Clang [A3] 16
Ace [A23] Metro [B1] 16
Inch [B30] Blue [A19] 17
Grumpy [D5] Supersy [C5] 17
Sardine [C238] Vinnie [B54] 17
Snafu [C48] JonJon (r) [A8] 17
Juice [A29] BugsyZ [A10] 18
Jam [D7] Vinnie [B54] 18
Sardine [C238] Jam [D7] 18
Nivlac [A35] JonJon (r) [A8] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Cuba 73 4 0 2 60 0 0 3-0-0 6
McGoop 74 3 0 0 0 1 19 3-0-0 6
Pouf 80 1 1 0 0 1 19 3-0-0 6
Gator 82 1 0 0 0 1 19 3-0-0 6
Clang 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
KidsClub 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Popeye 78 2 0 1 30 0 0 2-1-0 4
BugsyZ 79 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
GoTee 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Tesla 96 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Nivlac 82 2 0 0 0 1 19 1-1-1 3
JonJon (r) 85 2 0 0 0 1 19 1-1-1 3
Vinnie 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Metro 83 1 0 1 30 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 81 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Blue 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Jam 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Supersy 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Sardine 105 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Grumpy 105 1 0 0 0 1 19 0-3-0 0
Ace 89 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Snafu 90 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Turtle 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Inch 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
McGoop 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 4 4 36 4 5 4 2 5 3 4 5 6 38 74 1
Pouf 4 4 4 5 5 4 4 4 7 41 4 5 5 3 2 4 4 6 6 39 80 1
Nivlac 3 5 3 4 4 6 5 3 7 40 4 6 4 3 5 5 4 6 5 42 82 1
Gator 4 5 4 6 5 6 3 3 4 40 5 5 5 3 4 5 3 6 6 42 82 1
JonJon (r) 5 5 4 4 4 6 4 4 6 42 7 6 4 4 5 4 4 5 4 43 85 1
Grumpy 7 3 5 8 7 7 7 7 5 56 5 5 6 5 6 5 4 7 6 49 105 1
Cuba 4 4 3 4 4 5 4 3 4 35 4 4 4 4 3 6 2 5 6 38 73 0
Popeye 5 5 4 5 4 5 4 3 5 40 5 4 6 3 5 4 2 4 5 38 78 0
BugsyZ 4 4 3 7 6 4 4 5 4 41 3 5 4 4 5 5 3 4 5 38 79 0
Juice 6 4 3 6 4 5 4 3 4 39 5 5 6 3 4 5 4 4 6 42 81 0
Clang 6 4 4 5 6 6 4 5 5 45 3 4 4 3 4 4 3 6 5 36 81 0
GoTee 5 4 4 5 4 5 5 3 4 39 4 6 4 4 6 4 3 5 7 43 82 0
Metro 5 6 4 6 5 6 4 4 4 44 4 4 5 3 5 4 3 5 6 39 83 0
Blue 5 4 4 7 4 6 5 4 4 43 5 7 4 2 5 5 3 5 6 42 85 0
KidsClub 4 4 3 6 5 5 6 4 6 43 4 6 5 4 5 6 4 5 6 45 88 0
Ace 5 5 3 7 5 5 6 2 6 44 4 7 6 4 5 5 4 4 6 45 89 0
Snafu 7 5 4 6 5 7 5 4 4 47 5 4 4 3 4 5 4 6 8 43 90 0
Inch 6 6 3 6 6 7 6 2 7 49 4 6 6 4 5 4 3 5 6 43 92 0
Turtle 5 5 3 6 5 6 4 6 5 45 6 6 5 4 5 6 4 5 6 47 92 0
Tesla 6 4 5 6 7 5 5 3 7 48 6 4 4 4 5 5 6 7 7 48 96 0
Vinnie 8 5 4 5 5 8 5 4 6 50 5 7 6 3 6 5 4 5 7 48 98 0
Supersy 6 5 4 8 5 6 6 5 8 53 6 5 8 6 5 5 5 4 6 50 103 0
Sardine 5 6 4 7 5 7 6 2 8 50 6 6 5 4 4 8 8 6 8 55 105 0
TOTAL 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 4U 4U 4U 4U 5U 6U 6U 7U - - - - - -
4 4 3 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 4 - - - - - -
5 5 4 5 4 5 4 3 5 5 4 6 - - - - - -
- - - - - -
RESULT: Cuba wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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