The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Doggies were all hit and were worth 15 bones and 1 each to Flyer, Clang, GoTee, Swith, ShortBrow and Swanny
Skins (foreskin day) worth 22 bones a piece, 2 pieces to Swanny and 1 piece each to Dr Pepper and Clang
66% of the matches ended on hole 18!
thanks to Juice, SteelCrazy and IM for their help with the skins, and to Flyer, Ace and Grumpy for their help with the doggies duties!

Quotables

You helped them win by staying away!
I'm a little worried, I didn't bring any money!
Where did your bag go? x3
Grumpy gets sunburns on his thighs apparently
Like a button on a fur coat
Yipppppeeee
Banana splits the trees
Pommie did show up on hole 7!
Beer shack is now closed!!
what a stupid hole!, lets see if that works!
don't swing in my back talk! that was a good two weeks for us
you used your beer muscle
It's squirted
this is when I'm so in love with the game
safe is a good word... in England it is
I jumped on that squirting beer like Linda Lovelace!

Sun Jul 12, 2015

Summary
Twas a four walker day today at Sand Point GC. Too hot for the rest of us, some high scores and some low scores. Many were disappointed that the beer shack was closed as we passed it on the back nine so it worked out that some of us stocked up when we saw it the first time! Always a fun time in Arnprior, next time we should all go for a jump in the water after the 19th. See all you beauties soon!

Stars
	Dr. Pepper
	This slammette plays the Big Girl tees but doesn't phase her at all as she gets a tap in birdie skin on number 1 to set the tone as she takes out 3 slammer studs! she also becomes the 27th slammer to win 700 bones! For those of you at the 19th tee, the OC had originally overlooked her 3-0 performance and had her slated as 2nd star and then someone pointed out that the slated 1st star was beaten by the slated 2nd star. I stand (not very tall) but corrected and give D P the nod for first star!
	Swanny
	2-1 but takes home the most bones of the day with his 3 bird 2 skin 1 dog day! Becomes the 36th slammer to reach 100 birdies His win over j$ was his 400th career point behind only 45 slammers and Swanny also becomes the 23rd slammer to reach 800 bones!
	Clang
	Clang goes undefeated without any wins and scores 2 birds, 1 skin and 1 dog for third star honours!

Onsite Coordinator

ShortStack

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 95
Birdie Average: 0.45
Course Rating: 7
Best aspects of course: weather and the fact that we had the entire place to ourselves and everyone found a lot of golf balls

Kids

The Kids earned $17

Event Fees

ST Member: $43
EG Member: $36
EG Unl. Member: $30

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
BearCat [B65]	Paulie (r) [B52]	WDN	Pommie [C24]	Clang [A22]	WDN
Sutty [C12]	Supersy [C1]	16	Pommie [C24]	Albatross [B70]	WDN
Flyer [B42]	Ace [A23]	16	Paulie (r) [B52]	Ace [A23]	WDN
Dr. Pepper [B7]	Swanny [A13]	17	Pommie [C24]	GoTee [A33]	WDN
Dr. Pepper [B7]	ShortStack [A11]	17	Paulie (r) [B52]	Flyer [B42]	WDN
Steel Crazy [B35]	Juice [A21]	18	BearCat [B65]	Flyer [B42]	13
Steel Crazy [B35]	IronMaiden [B30]	18	Grumpy [D4]	Mulder [C23]	15
Mulder [C23]	Supersy [C1]	18	IronMaiden [B30]	Juice [A21]	16
Swanny [A13]	ShortStack [A11]	18	Switch [B23]	Juice [A21]	16
Albatross [B70]	GoTee [A33]	18	Mulder [C23]	Sutty [C12]	18
			Grumpy [D4]	Sutty [C12]	18
			Albatross [B70]	Clang [A22]	18
			GoTee [A33]	Clang [A22]	18
			J-Money [B31]	Swanny [A13]	18
			Grumpy [D4]	Supersy [C1]	18
			J-Money [B31]	ShortStack [A11]	18
			BearCat [B65]	Ace [A23]	18
			Steel Crazy [B35]	Switch [B23]	18
			IronMaiden [B30]	Switch [B23]	18
			J-Money [B31]	Dr. Pepper [B7]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Flyer	81	0	0	1	16	0	0	3-0-0	6
Dr. Pepper	82	1	0	0	0	1	22	3-0-0	6
Albatross	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Steel Crazy	93	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Sutty	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Mulder	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Swanny	82	3	0	1	16	2	44	2-1-0	4
Clang	84	2	0	1	16	1	22	1-0-2	4
Ace	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Juice	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
GoTee	87	0	0	1	16	0	0	1-1-1	3
Switch	91	0	0	1	16	0	0	1-1-1	3
BearCat	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
ShortStack	84	0	0	1	16	0	0	0-2-1	1
J-Money	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Supersy	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Grumpy	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
IronMaiden	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pommie	WDN							0-3-0	0
Paulie (r)	WDN							0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	5	3	4	3	4	35	4	3	5	3	4	4	4	3	5	35	70
Swanny	4	6	5	6	4	4	4	4	5	42	5	4	4	5	3	5	6	3	5	40	82	2
Dr. Pepper	3	4	8	4	6	4	4	3	6	42	4	3	5	3	6	6	5	3	5	40	82	1
Clang	6	5	4	5	8	3	5	5	5	46	4	5	6	4	4	4	4	3	4	38	84	1
Flyer	5	3	6	4	5	4	4	4	5	40	4	4	5	4	5	6	4	4	5	41	81	0
ShortStack	4	5	7	4	5	4	5	4	4	42	5	4	5	3	6	5	5	4	5	42	84	0
J-Money	5	4	6	5	6	4	4	5	4	43	4	3	4	5	5	4	6	5	6	42	85	0
GoTee	5	4	7	4	8	5	6	3	4	46	5	4	5	3	6	4	5	4	5	41	87	0
Albatross	5	4	6	5	7	3	6	4	5	45	4	4	8	3	4	7	5	3	5	43	88	0
Ace	5	3	8	4	7	4	6	4	5	46	4	4	5	4	6	5	6	4	6	44	90	0
Juice	5	3	8	6	7	4	7	3	5	48	4	3	6	4	4	7	5	3	6	42	90	0
Switch	6	4	7	6	6	4	5	4	5	47	5	3	7	5	7	4	5	3	5	44	91	0
BearCat	5	3	8	5	6	4	5	5	4	45	4	5	6	4	7	4	6	4	7	47	92	0
Steel Crazy	6	6	6	5	6	4	6	6	4	49	4	3	4	4	7	7	5	4	6	44	93	0
IronMaiden	7	4	7	6	7	4	5	4	6	50	4	3	6	4	5	6	6	3	6	43	93	0
Sutty	6	3	4	5	7	4	6	5	6	46	4	3	7	4	7	7	5	7	6	50	96	0
Mulder	7	3	6	6	7	6	6	4	4	49	4	5	6	6	5	5	6	6	5	48	97	0
Grumpy	4	3	8	7	5	3	7	4	4	45	5	7	7	5	6	7	5	7	7	56	101	0
Supersy	6	5	5	6	6	7	5	4	6	50	5	5	8	7	5	6	5	3	7	51	101	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	5U	4U	4U	5U	6U	6U	-	-	-	-	-
	5	3	6	4	5	4	4	4	5	4	4	5	4	-	-	-	-	-
	5	3	8	5	6	4	5	5	4	4	5	6	4	-	-	-	-	-
	AS	AS												-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Flyer wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:

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