 Notables - TOILET PAPER alert - Sneaky to RonBow!
- MILESTONE alert - Grumpy became the 7th Slammer to record his 100th career draw.
- Rankings alert - Although there were no upsets in the second group (GoTee over Grumpy - really?). The first group's matches were all upsets. For those of you counting at home - that means three new people in the top 27.
- Thank you ShortStack and Bubba for doing doggie duties. The Culligan doggie bones were handed out eight at a time today.
- The Dynamic Physio Chiro skins were worth five bones - and even the Kids won one.
 Quotables
- "This should be a good group, except for you three!"
- "It's almost too hot to golf!"
- "Maggot sucking scumbag!"
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Fri May 1, 2015
Summary
Another great day at Prescott, and for the five that stayed to enjoy the fine dinner. Hey Kids Club - too bad that you had to bail - it was AWESOME. Bright colours and many laughs made this 41st outdoor event a huge success. For ShortStack who had a Three Dog Night didn't know whether to "Celebrate" or sing "Joy to the World". "One" thing he was certain of - who was the first star!
| Stars |
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ShortStack |
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What a pleasure to play with! One birdie, three skins, three dogs, and a 3-0 day made it easy to pick the first star. Many other Slammers predicted that it should be BIG THUNDER even before I announced him. Zero pops! Beating Grumpy and Bubba wasn't such a great accomplishment. However when Go Tee shook his hand, as they walked off the fifteenth green, it marked the first ever handshake that wasn't initiated by ShortStack. Career record is now 1-5 against the Goat. |
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Sneaky (r) |
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This rookie came out to play his inaugural event on Tour in Canada. His first event was two weeks ago at Timber Banks. This newest Super Senior cost the Tour a package of toilet paper when he ten holed RonBow to move up 833 rungs on the Slammer ladder. His second upset was over Orange Crush, 7 and 6. His third win was over SmallFry 3 and 1. Maybe because he had become #27 before defeating the last two - they weren't upsets. When it was announced that his par on hole #1 was good for a skin, Sneaky gave out some sounds and although they weren't audible in any of his five languages, many agreed it was Polish.
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Bubba |
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Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.38
- Course Rating: N/A
- Best aspects of course: Greens were in almost summer conditions.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $40
- EG Member: $35
- EG Unl. Member: $30
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Sneaky (r) [B271] |
RonBow [B10] |
10 |
Grumpy [D2] |
GoTee [A18] |
12 |
| SmallFry [B70] |
RonBow [B10] |
12 |
Orange Crush [D9] |
Sneaky (r) [B271] |
12 |
| Sneaky (r) [B271] |
SmallFry [B70] |
17 |
Grumpy [D2] |
ShortStack [A12] |
13 |
| Orange Crush [D9] |
RonBow [B10] |
18 |
Bubba [C19] |
ShortStack [A12] |
13 |
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Bubba [C19] |
GoTee [A18] |
14 |
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GoTee [A18] |
ShortStack [A12] |
15 |
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Orange Crush [D9] |
SmallFry [B70] |
15 |
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Bubba [C19] |
Grumpy [D2] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
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ShortStack |
82 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
24 |
3 |
15 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
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Sneaky (r) |
81 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
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SmallFry |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
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GoTee |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
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Orange Crush |
100 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
1 |
5 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
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Grumpy |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
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Bubba |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
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RonBow |
104 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
1 |
5 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
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| ShortStack |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
82 |
3 |
| Sneaky (r) |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
39 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
81 |
1 |
| SmallFry |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
89 |
1 |
| Orange Crush |
8 |
6 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
51 |
100 |
1 |
| RonBow |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
58 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
104 |
1 |
| GoTee |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
85 |
0 |
| Bubba |
7 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
55 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
51 |
106 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
8 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
52 |
106 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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7 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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