 Notables - Just like the US Open, we are playing with trains going by us.
- Big Guy was the only Slammer to win bones - that is not mentioned on the right as a star.
- Mulder was our Culligan Water Doggie Master. He found the job very easy, as he had only one out of five doggies to report.
- Thank you PapaMalone for doing the REAL FAN skin report live.
 Quotables
- "I found my phone!" "At least it is not on the streets yet."
- "Go for the dog!" "Dog? What is that? I only know of that position in bed." "He barks now."
- We are only three holes in and nobody will be ten holed!”
- "Hey this is the ninth hole. Shouldn't Helen be here with coffee or popsicles or cookies or something?" " She has a job you know!" Playing at Prescott sucks then during the week."
- “Four”. “Four”. “Four”. “Five”. “One of these doesn’t belong here.” “He has never been the same since the crow ate his nuts.”
- “When I play Ds and get a bogey (see holes 8 & 15), I expect to win the hole.
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Fri Jun 19, 2015
Summary
Sad news! This double header just a little south of the capital had more that bailed than played. They were missed, but the eight Slammers, which did show up enjoyed awesome conditions weather, and camaraderie. Thank you Club EG for lunch!
| Stars |
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Albatross |
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As reported at the event, OC reserved the right to adjust the star choices. We only had two groups, but we had three undefeated. This first star could be a oneA & oneB, Both Albatross & SmallFry beat their two D opponents but had to settle for a draw between themselves. Not good enough for star status. The Tour has other deciding factors. Albatross had a 40 bone dog, the only bird and two skins. SmallFry won 20 for his five skins. |
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BearCat |
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BearCat is in a bit of a slump. He entered today’s event, as the worst ranked in his foursome. He hasn’t won in Canada this season. His last win was at Wild Wing and has one draw to show in his last twenty-five matches. First he upset PapaMalone to jump from 174 to 118. Mulder was his second victim, to move him up another 25 rungs to 93. On the eighteenth hole he shook Grumpy's hand to go up two more steps. His skin (yes a bogey) on hole two was his first of the year. |
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SmallFry |
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one B ... look above |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 100
- Birdie Average: 0.13
- Course Rating: N/A
- Best aspects of course: No lost phones
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $38
- EG Member: $32
- EG Unl. Member: $27
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Papa Malone [C17] |
Mulder [C12] |
16 |
2 Glove Denise [D174] |
Albatross [B84] |
11 |
|
|
|
2 Glove Denise [D174] |
Big Guy [D3] |
12 |
|
|
|
Papa Malone [C17] |
BearCat [B73] |
16 |
|
|
|
Big Guy [D3] |
Albatross [B84] |
16 |
|
|
|
Big Guy [D3] |
SmallFry [B20] |
16 |
|
|
|
Mulder [C12] |
BearCat [B73] |
16 |
|
|
|
Mulder [C12] |
Grumpy [D1] |
17 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D1] |
Papa Malone [C17] |
18 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D1] |
BearCat [B73] |
18 |
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Albatross [B84] |
SmallFry [B20] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
BearCat |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
4 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Albatross |
90 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
40 |
2 |
8 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Papa Malone |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
SmallFry |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
20 |
1-0-1 |
3 |
|
Big Guy |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
4 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Grumpy |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Mulder |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
2 Glove Denise |
114 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
|
| SmallFry |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
88 |
5 |
| Albatross |
5 |
6 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
47 |
90 |
2 |
| Big Guy |
5 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
98 |
1 |
| BearCat |
7 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
53 |
100 |
1 |
| Papa Malone |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
51 |
100 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
5 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
49 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
53 |
102 |
0 |
| Mulder |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
53 |
104 |
0 |
| 2 Glove Denise |
8 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
59 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
55 |
114 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
9 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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