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Hawkesbury LoGo

Notables

  • Thank you for lunch Commish!
  • DanyPants buys in to the hole in one club - "Your silence convinced me." he is the 140th Slammer to join bringing the jackpot to $1400.
  • BearCat gave a record setting pace Culligan doggy report.
  • Speaking about pace - the pace today was very respectable fr many first timers on this 'tough to beat' course.
  • This match play league is old and therefore ... see the first quote of the day below.
  • Thank you to REAL FaNs for the skins game. Although we had a technical glitch with poor connections - all of the bones were handed out. Only ONE two on the scorecard?

Quotables

  • "I feel a little stiff today." "There is not an excuse that has been invented, yet to be tried on this Tour" "Want sympathy? It is in the dictionary between ..."
  • "Don't beat them with violence. Hit them with kindness."
  • "I like Barcelona football, but we don"t get to see it on TV, so I decided to go there." " Well I like Hawaii and never see it on TV, maybe I should go there."
  • "This is a beautiful course and well worth the drive, but I don't think that I will walk the second event, though."
  • "I was on a steep learning curve."
  • "Is it still $2 for whining?" "Yes!" "Then we should have kept Sneaky's skin money."
  • "I'm 11 years old in Canadian years."
  • after his second double bogey, where he said double and double ... "Hey Double Double, we should change your name to Tim Horton's."
  • "I don't need a swing coach, I need a psychiatrist."
  • "Uncle Grumpy!"
  • "Are you certain that is just a creek?"
Event: Hawkesbury
Mon Sep 14, 2015
Summary
WOW! My first time here, and although I don't know much about golf, I am ready to predict that this course will make EVERYBODY's top five list. Cuba told me about it when he played here. Murray Champagne was a great host and took care of all of our details. I was shocked when he informed me that the Tour is here for the first time this season. Slammers put it on your list - sure you may NOT break par - but what a track! All through the course - there is a waterway - that they call a creek. To my uneducated eyes - it sure looks more like a raging river. You can lay up or go for it, and for the par three (#4) over it only 3/16 hit the dance floor. Did I mention that I love it.

First Star
Dracula
The only star today due to his 3-0 record and most importantly his upset of pointZero to move into #3. In their eight previous matches they split with four wins apiece. This rubber match goes to Dracula in their first match this season. When will they play next? Right after lunch!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 8
  • Scoring Average: 96
  • Birdie Average: 0.25
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $14
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $47
  • EG Member: $41
  • EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Dracula [A15] pointZero [A2] 18 Pistol Pete [C36] pointZero [A2] 13
Grumpy [D3] BearCat [B26] 13
Grumpy [D3] Potter [C29] 13
Grumpy [D3] DanyPants (r) [C4] 13
Pistol Pete [C36] Dracula [A15] 14
Sneaky (r) [B30] Dracula [A15] 14
Sneaky (r) [B30] pointZero [A2] 15
Potter [C29] BearCat [B26] 16
Pistol Pete [C36] Sneaky (r) [B30] 16
Potter [C29] DanyPants (r) [C4] 17
BearCat [B26] DanyPants (r) [C4] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Dracula 89 0 0 0 0 2 10 3-0-0 6
BearCat 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
DanyPants (r) 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
pointZero 89 0 0 1 20 3 15 2-1-0 4
Sneaky (r) 96 1 0 0 0 1 5 1-2-0 2
Potter 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 107 1 0 1 20 1 5 0-3-0 0
Pistol Pete 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 5 3 4 4 5 4 4 36 4 4 3 5 4 3 4 5 4 36 72
pointZero 4 3 7 4 4 6 8 6 5 47 5 5 3 5 4 4 6 5 5 42 89 3
Dracula 6 5 6 3 5 5 8 4 4 46 5 5 3 5 6 4 4 7 4 43 89 2
Sneaky (r) 6 5 6 5 5 6 5 5 4 47 7 6 3 8 6 4 5 4 6 49 96 1
Grumpy 7 6 8 2 6 7 5 6 6 53 8 7 4 7 6 4 6 5 7 54 107 1
BearCat 6 4 7 4 5 5 6 6 6 49 6 5 3 5 4 3 5 6 7 44 93 0
DanyPants (r) 5 5 6 5 5 5 8 6 5 50 6 6 4 5 5 3 4 5 6 44 94 0
Potter 6 4 7 5 5 7 5 6 6 51 5 5 3 6 5 4 5 6 5 44 95 0
Pistol Pete 5 4 6 6 5 7 7 5 6 51 7 7 4 7 6 4 5 6 7 53 104 0
TOTAL 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U - - - - -
4 3 7 4 4 6 8 6 5 5 5 3 5 - - - - -
5 4 6 6 5 7 7 5 6 7 7 4 7 - - - - -
- - - - -
RESULT: pointZero wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:
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