The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

HOLE IN ONE ! Congrats to Stevie Ray Ryan, SRR, SHR, for his hole in one today at Falcon Ridge event - Hole #8 Raceview as the Slammers were playing Raceview nine as their front nine. All 24 of the Slammers sitting on the 19th at Pineview were wishing they signed up for the Falcon Ridge event today for when SRR bought the celebratory rounds ! Congrats !
NOTABLE: Grumpy's 10 hole club was earned by Mulder, once again today. Mulder has earned 10 hole Club status twice so far this 2016 season...and it's not 2016 yet !
NOTABLE: Half the quotables came form The Oak after party
CULLIGAN DOGGIES: Six doggie holes with #5 still playing as a par three...with one each to Chef( #3, 12ft), Gru (#5, 4ft), Potter (#7, 30ft), Irons (#12, 12ft), Skeeter (#14, ft) and IronMaiden (#16, 8ft) @ 20 bones each
REAL FANS SKINS: A day with four skins with two for IronMaiden and one each to Ozzie and Roesy @ 28 bones a piece
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU to our skins master Mulder for getting the numbers in live on site and to Ozzie for showing what a pro he is a Doggie mastering

Quotables

My ball just went sub-terrainial
Mulder blew 2 dogs
Mulder's new nickname is Jesus...he's walking on water!
Angry Wang
Next time I play I'm bringing a dingy
Clitsac is a great putter
I've never blown any animals
That's a long walk from the cart path...can they see from the clubhouse (wanted to break cart path only rule)
I'm going to eat 4 lbs of wings Sunday
Is Klitsak with a C or a K?
You don't see me running....you feel me running
I have an Angry Bird too...it's cold
I can't wear depends...I'm not an astronaut
Pee shiver
The fur was flying today...Gru, putting green
Don't you bow without sucking
That was a perfect missed putt
So I hit the ball out of the sand...it hit the lip and it hits ME in the chops

Sat Dec 12, 2015

Summary
It is December 12th and the Slammer world is a happy place with two full Slammer events on the schedule. Six groups at Pineview and three groups at Falcon Ridge. Nine groups of Slammers slamming on December 12th and we are inside of two weeks to Christmas eve. No frost once again overnight and the Slammers teed off on time and finished just over four hours later. The sun was out for most of the round making the +6 temps feel like much warmer and even though there was quite a bit of rain yesterday afternoon the course was a lot more dry than it had been the last few rounds. Pineview is such a great location and with it's proximity to the Royal Oak across the street it has now become the norm to have a second 19th hole...a Slammer after party ! Today's event at Pineview was the 12th event this wrap around 2016 season. Even the PGA hasn't had that many events so far this new year ! Great day Slammers, IronMaiden.

Stars
	Roesy (r)
	Oh what a day this Slammer had at Pineview as he defends against TripleM and records the upset wins over Potter and J Money to move into the top 30 of the Slammer ranks. Two birds were circled on his match play card and one holds up for the skin. Not a bad day for this Slammer as he begins his second season on Tour playing his 17th career event...and he pulls off his lowest lifetime round today. Congrats !
	IronMaiden
	Sometimes the stats support giving oneself a star and today my OC friends on the 19th insisted ... Defending a #4 rank today against Steamer, Gru and Eeyore with two birds that both hold up for the skin earns IronMaiden half the skins pot and a doggie on the 16th top off a fun day.
	Ozzie
	Ozzie has been mixing it up in the outdoor and indoor golf worlds this week and today comes out and defends against all that challenged....finishing off his matches by the 15th against RoadWarrior, Switch and DJD. Two birdies and one holds up for the skin. Well done!

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 86
Birdie Average: 0.67
Course Rating: 10
Best aspects of course: Inner City course with a quick drive for most of the Slammers;

Kids

The Kids earned $34

Event Fees

ST Member: $30
EG Member: $25
EG Unl. Member: $20

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Irons [A13]	Skeeter [A3]	15	Mulder [C3]	McGoop [O5]	10
GolfGeek (r) [C17]	Gator [B13]	15	AngryBird [C11]	McGoop [O5]	11
GolfGeek (r) [C17]	Cracker (r) [B15]	15	Nivlac [A12]	McGoop [O5]	12
Irons [A13]	Clang [A1]	16	Switch [B22]	DJD [A20]	13
AngryBird [C11]	Mulder [C3]	18	J-Money [B10]	Roesy (r) [A24]	13
			Switch [B22]	Ozzie [B3]	13
			RoadWarrior [B14]	Ozzie [B3]	13
			Potter [C6]	Roesy (r) [A24]	14
			Potter [C6]	J-Money [B10]	14
			Mulder [C3]	Nivlac [A12]	14
			Cracker (r) [B15]	KidsClub [C1]	15
			Skeeter [A3]	Chef [O1]	15
			RoadWarrior [B14]	DJD [A20]	15
			DJD [A20]	Ozzie [B3]	15
			TripleM [B104]	Roesy (r) [A24]	15
			Gator [B13]	KidsClub [C1]	16
			Gru [B17]	Steamer [A14]	16
			Skeeter [A3]	Clang [A1]	16
			Clang [A1]	Chef [O1]	16
			Potter [C6]	TripleM [B104]	16
			Cracker (r) [B15]	Gator [B13]	16
			AngryBird [C11]	Nivlac [A12]	16
			Eeyore [B31]	Steamer [A14]	17
			Steamer [A14]	IronMaiden [B2]	17
			Eeyore [B31]	IronMaiden [B2]	17
			Gru [B17]	IronMaiden [B2]	17
			Switch [B22]	RoadWarrior [B14]	17
			GolfGeek (r) [C17]	KidsClub [C1]	18
			Irons [A13]	Chef [O1]	18
			TripleM [B104]	J-Money [B10]	18
			Eeyore [B31]	Gru [B17]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
IronMaiden	85	2	0	1	20	2	56	3-0-0	6
Chef	74	2	0	1	20	0	0	3-0-0	6
Ozzie	75	2	0	0	0	1	28	3-0-0	6
Roesy (r)	77	2	0	0	0	1	28	3-0-0	6
McGoop	73	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
GolfGeek (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
KidsClub	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Irons	75	2	0	1	20	0	0	2-1-0	4
Nivlac	81	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
DJD	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Steamer	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
J-Money	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
TripleM	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Gru	89	0	0	1	20	0	0	1-2-0	2
Clang	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
RoadWarrior	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
AngryBird	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gator	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Skeeter	83	0	0	1	20	0	0	0-3-0	0
Potter	92	0	0	1	20	0	0	0-3-0	0
Eeyore	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Switch	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Mulder	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Cracker (r)	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	4	3	4	4	34	4	5	3	5	3	4	3	4	4	35	69
IronMaiden	7	5	3	5	5	5	4	5	3	42	5	7	3	6	4	5	2	4	7	43	85	2
Ozzie	5	7	2	4	3	4	5	4	4	38	6	5	3	5	4	4	3	4	3	37	75	1
Roesy (r)	8	6	4	3	4	4	4	4	4	41	4	4	3	5	3	4	3	4	6	36	77	1
McGoop	6	4	3	4	3	5	4	4	4	37	3	5	3	4	4	5	4	4	4	36	73	0
Chef	6	4	2	4	3	5	4	4	4	36	3	5	3	6	4	4	4	4	5	38	74	0
Irons	5	5	3	5	4	4	4	6	4	40	4	4	3	4	4	4	3	4	5	35	75	0
Clang	6	4	4	4	3	5	4	4	6	40	4	5	4	5	2	5	4	6	4	39	79	0
Nivlac	7	5	5	5	5	4	5	5	4	45	4	4	4	5	2	5	3	4	5	36	81	0
DJD	7	6	3	5	4	6	4	5	4	44	4	6	3	5	3	5	3	4	5	38	82	0
Skeeter	7	5	4	6	3	4	5	4	5	43	4	5	3	5	3	5	5	5	5	40	83	0
J-Money	6	6	5	4	5	5	4	5	5	45	3	5	4	5	4	5	4	5	5	40	85	0
TripleM	6	6	4	5	3	4	4	6	5	43	5	5	3	6	3	6	3	5	6	42	85	0
Steamer	8	6	5	4	3	5	3	4	5	43	5	7	3	6	3	6	3	5	6	44	87	0
RoadWarrior	8	6	4	4	4	5	4	5	5	45	4	6	5	6	5	5	3	4	5	43	88	0
Eeyore	7	4	3	6	3	5	4	4	6	42	6	8	3	6	3	5	3	6	6	46	88	0
Gru	6	5	5	5	3	4	4	5	5	42	5	6	4	8	3	7	4	5	5	47	89	0
Switch	7	6	4	5	5	6	4	6	4	47	5	6	4	6	4	5	3	5	5	43	90	0
Potter	7	4	4	6	5	6	3	6	5	46	5	6	5	5	5	5	4	6	5	46	92	0
GolfGeek (r)	7	7	6	6	4	4	4	4	6	48	5	6	5	6	4	5	4	5	4	44	92	0
KidsClub	8	5	6	5	4	6	4	5	5	48	4	8	4	7	4	5	3	5	6	46	94	0
Mulder	8	6	4	6	4	6	4	5	6	49	6	5	4	7	3	6	3	8	5	47	96	0
Gator	8	5	6	6	4	8	6	5	5	53	6	7	4	7	3	6	3	5	7	48	101	0
Cracker (r)	7	6	4	6	5	4	5	5	6	48	6	8	4	8	4	7	5	6	6	54	102	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1		0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	6	4	3	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	5	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	6	4	5	6	4	5	5	6	7	4	6	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	AS	AS										-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:

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