 Notables - MILESTONE ALERT - Malone's skin on hole #8 was the 300th of his career - he is in second place - wanna guess who is first? He also won his 1000th doggy bone today. Grumpy had a birdie on hole one and it was his 75th already.
- Tenth rookie event - Stylin Guy played his tenth event as a rookie today. He now gets a free entry into the Ottawa Sun Scramble.
- Trivia question - who is the first Slammer to play ten events this season? Of course you can all go look, but I will save you the time - it is LuvLife.
- REMINDER TO ALL YOU SLAMMERS - are your dogs and skins bones all paid up? Did you enter an extra event?
- We had many examples in our group of questionable lies, found/lost balls, and rulings explanations to rookies. - read tomorrow's final report and start discussing these - possibly in one of those fantastic FACEBOOK messenger group pages.
 Quotables
- "Designed by P.B.Dye! ... This is my first time playing a course designed by him. Now I get it, all his greens fall off!"
- "That was a Jameson blip!"
- "Another Monica Lewinsky!"
- "Did you lay up Malone?" "Shut up!" "Hey Andy is that your shot?" "Yes, I laid up."
- "Would this compare as a tough course?" "For sure - this course should add five strokes to your score." "Is that on each nine?"
- "Hey guys - can you see me?" "Yes you are right there." " Actually you are in that cart driving toward your ball"
- "I am too serious? It is YOU discussing DRC during a round of golf."
- "When you see three of them, always aim for the one in the middle." "I have a stigmatism - so I aim for the one on the right."
- "Listen to those birds squawking!" "They are fighting over a ProV1."
- "What did you get?" "I have a five." "I am lying five - is this good for a six?" "Yes good!" "Did you hit your second shot to the front of the green?" "Oh no - I had a six!" please read tomorrow's report - rules section - did the guy who picked up his ball get a six or have to take a seven?
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Sun Mar 5, 2017
Summary
Play in paradise ... Imagine a beautiful postcard landscape surrounded by nature, exotic wildlife, and ancient ruins. Playa Paraíso is an extraordinary location where the gentle sea breeze, the warm sun, the lush jungle vegetation, and world-renowned archaeological landmarks are very real. Designed by P.B.Dye! Myranda was our Vanna White last night. Thank you for handing out all of the prizing. Tomorrow's event is our last in Paradise - this event is COMPLETE!
| Stars |
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Foozler |
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The votes are in. Foozler is the first star for the second time this week. Today his IBEROstar points were accumulated by going 3-0. This D player had a B score and would like to thank Kaki & DJD for his birdie skin on hole six. You will have to ask them why. |
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DJD |
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His three wins & two dogs are worth enough IBEROstar points. As reported above - ask him what happened on hole six. Hey DJD should there have been three dogs? |
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Mick D (r) |
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Welcome rookie MickD - but maybe according to his doggy ball - we should be saying McDee.. I am so sorry - but I missed Mick's awesome doggy in my report and it vaulted him to this third star status in only his third event. Here's hoping that we get to see McDee more often. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 27
- Scoring Average: 98
- Birdie Average: 0.52
- Course Rating: 9
- Best aspects of course:
Kids
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Mick D (r) [C94] |
Foozler [C68] |
17 |
Gatorette [C16] |
Ripzone [B10] |
10 |
| Rox [D16] |
Foozler [C68] |
18 |
Luvlife [D17] |
SunShine [B35] |
11 |
| Rulz [A15] |
Dracula [A13] |
18 |
Vespa [D204] |
DJD [A16] |
11 |
|
|
|
Gatorette [C16] |
Kaki [C15] |
11 |
|
|
|
Luvlife [D17] |
Hollywood [A29] |
11 |
|
|
|
Jo Jo (r) [D32] |
Foozler [C68] |
12 |
|
|
|
Luvlife [D17] |
MsDemeanor [C64] |
12 |
|
|
|
Mulder [C17] |
Sunny [B39] |
12 |
|
|
|
Vespa [D204] |
DMan (r) [D5] |
12 |
|
|
|
Gator [B17] |
Ripzone [B10] |
13 |
|
|
|
Kaki [C15] |
Ripzone [B10] |
13 |
|
|
|
Lulu [D23] |
Sunny [B39] |
13 |
|
|
|
Mulder [C17] |
Malone [O3] |
13 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D1] |
Crowbush [B7] |
13 |
|
|
|
MsDemeanor [C64] |
SunShine [B35] |
14 |
|
|
|
DMan (r) [D5] |
DJD [A16] |
14 |
|
|
|
Gatorette [C16] |
Gator [B17] |
14 |
|
|
|
Chipmein [B16] |
Crowbush [B7] |
14 |
|
|
|
MsDemeanor [C64] |
Hollywood [A29] |
14 |
|
|
|
Vespa [D204] |
Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C4] |
15 |
|
|
|
Rulz [A15] |
Dashing Dave [O6] |
15 |
|
|
|
Dracula [A13] |
Dashing Dave [O6] |
15 |
|
|
|
Jo Jo (r) [D32] |
Mick D (r) [C94] |
15 |
|
|
|
Sunny [B39] |
Malone [O3] |
16 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D1] |
Chipmein [B16] |
16 |
|
|
|
Rox [D16] |
Mick D (r) [C94] |
16 |
|
|
|
Lulu [D23] |
Mulder [C17] |
16 |
|
|
|
Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C4] |
DJD [A16] |
17 |
|
|
|
Kaki [C15] |
Gator [B17] |
17 |
|
|
|
DMan (r) [D5] |
Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C4] |
17 |
|
|
|
Jo Jo (r) [D32] |
Rox [D16] |
18 |
|
|
|
SunShine [B35] |
Hollywood [A29] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
DJD |
88 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
64 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Mick D (r) |
92 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Ripzone |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Hollywood |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Malone |
80 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
32 |
2 |
36 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Dashing Dave |
78 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Sunny |
84 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Crowbush |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Stylin Guy (We Remember) |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
SunShine |
96 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Rox |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Gator |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Rulz |
88 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Foozler |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
DMan (r) |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Chipmein |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
MsDemeanor |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Kaki |
107 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Mulder |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Bainsey |
92 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
0-0-0 |
0 |
|
Dracula |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Vespa |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Jo Jo (r) |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
108 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Lulu |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Gatorette |
120 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Luvlife |
126 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Malone |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
37 |
80 |
2 |
| Dashing Dave |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
36 |
78 |
1 |
| Rulz |
4 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
42 |
88 |
1 |
| Foozler |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
48 |
91 |
1 |
| Bainsey |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
46 |
92 |
1 |
| Sunny |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
84 |
0 |
| DJD |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
40 |
88 |
0 |
| Dracula |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
46 |
88 |
0 |
| Crowbush |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
48 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
90 |
0 |
| Ripzone |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
46 |
90 |
0 |
| Mick D (r) |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
8 |
47 |
92 |
0 |
| Stylin Guy (We Remember) |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
| Hollywood |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
50 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
48 |
98 |
0 |
| Rox |
8 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
53 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
98 |
0 |
| DMan (r) |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
51 |
99 |
0 |
| Gator |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
49 |
101 |
0 |
| Chipmein |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
52 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
50 |
102 |
0 |
| Vespa |
4 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
56 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
49 |
105 |
0 |
| Mulder |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
56 |
107 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
52 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
56 |
108 |
0 |
| Gatorette |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
8 |
58 |
8 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
62 |
120 |
0 |
| Luvlife |
6 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
8 |
64 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
62 |
126 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
6 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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