The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

yesterday's social winners were Francine, Suzanne, & Don
GRZBKL did NOT shoot THAT score. He only played seven holes then he had to withdraw due to a table tennis injury the night before.
Lulu also was unable to finish.
There were no aces, eagles or toilet paper today.
There were only six upsets today. Foozler and Dracula each had two of them.
Table tennis champion of the world - Dracula - was the first to play an additional eighteen and did it in about two hours.
Thank you T-Bird for assisting with the doggie measuring and reporting of the QuickSnap Doggies.
Did you notice THAT green on hole seven? Three-tiered and yesterday we only all played the lowest one.
MsDemeanor (YES again with -8) and SunShine (-4) led the 'beat my median' parade today.

Quotables

"You are dressed in Sartorial Splendour!"
"Do you want a cigar?" " No thank you, I only smoke one on a special occasion!" "Well you have never golfed with Grumpy before."
"I have to poopoo pronto!"
"Who ever thought that you would have to measure the above sea level heights on a green?"
"Cart Girl Por Favore."
"Our counselor said this would help resolve issues." "GOLF!"

Thu Mar 2, 2017

Summary
The second day is done. There is still no Pineapple Power ... HOORAY! Ali G's folks didn't play today, but the rest of Slammerdom are encouraged to ask the senior reptiles about their day. First the tour, then the dinner date. Buckle in and ask them. Ever hear of Dracula? He won the swimming race. We have a video of his John Travolta impression. He is the table tennis champ. He is also the poker champ. I may have also heard that he won the chugging race. Anybody know the beer pong results? Is that blue puddle the Carribean Sea?

Stars
	Foozler
	WOW. First off it has only taken him seven (7) years but Foozler has finally played his tenth event. Today this potentially future D class champion, recorded his best score. He improved by 17 strokes over his yesterday event. He entered today in rank 395, and jumped 100 spots when he upset LuvLife 7and6. Two holes later he avenged his first Slammer loss to Rox, 24 hours earlier. The Tour has a new points system to choose the stars and he more than doubled the other two stars today. By the way - did I mention he had his first career dog and it was on hole 6 TODAY.
	Malone
	His record was 2-0 today and would have been 3-0, except for a last minute change at tee time. Three more birdies today, and finally one that held up for a skin (first five in Mexico - all cut off). He took down Rulz for the 36th time in their 45th event.
	Ripzone
	Two days in a row? That's right yesterday's first star is today's third star. Look up his stats and see that there is still a goose-egg in the loss column. Another bird today - this one worth 33 bones (yesterday's eagle was only worth 30).

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 25
Scoring Average: 100
Birdie Average: 0.28
Course Rating: 9.5
Best aspects of course: too many to mention

Kids

The Kids earned $21

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Rox [D30]	Luvlife [D15]	15	Hollywood [A67]	Dashing Dave [O6]	11
Bainsey [C68]	Kaki [C63]	16	Vespa [D204]	Rulz [A19]	12
Dracula [A20]	DJD [A14]	17	Luvlife [D15]	Foozler [C94]	12
Dracula [A20]	T-bird [A13]	18	Chipmein [B35]	Dashing Dave [O6]	12
			Vespa [D204]	Dyke [B31]	13
			Lulu [D21]	Sunny [B38]	WDN
			Vespa [D204]	Malone [O3]	13
			Auldphart (r) [Unr]	Grumpy [D2]	WDN
			Lulu [D21]	MsDemeanor [C62]	WDN
			Kaki [C63]	Ripzone [B8]	14
			Bainsey [C68]	Ripzone [B8]	14
			MsDemeanor [C62]	Sunny [B38]	14
			DMan (r) [D203]	T-bird [A13]	14
			DMan (r) [D203]	DJD [A14]	14
			Rox [D30]	Foozler [C94]	14
			Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C14]	Dashing Dave [O6]	14
			Hollywood [A67]	Chipmein [B35]	15
			DMan (r) [D203]	Dracula [A20]	15
			Dyke [B31]	Malone [O3]	16
			DJD [A14]	T-bird [A13]	16
			Rulz [A19]	Malone [O3]	17
			Kaki [C63]	SunShine [B68]	17
			Chipmein [B35]	Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C14]	17
			Hollywood [A67]	Stylin Guy (We Remember) [C14]	17
			Dyke [B31]	Rulz [A19]	18
			SunShine [B68]	Ripzone [B8]	18
			Bainsey [C68]	SunShine [B68]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Dashing Dave	79	2	0	0	0	1	33	3-0-0	6
Malone	87	3	0	0	0	1	33	3-0-0	6
Dracula	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Ripzone	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Rulz	85	0	0	1	28	0	0	2-1-0	4
Foozler	94	1	0	1	28	0	0	2-0-0	4
T-bird	89	0	0	0	0	1	33	2-1-0	4
Sunny	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Stylin Guy (We Remember)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bainsey	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
SunShine	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
DJD	98	0	0	1	28	0	0	1-2-0	2
Dyke	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
MsDemeanor	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Chipmein	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Rox	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Grumpy	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Kaki	102	0	0	1	28	0	0	0-3-0	0
DMan (r)	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Hollywood	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Vespa	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Luvlife	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Pikachu (r)	144	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-0	0
Lulu	WDN							0-2-0	0
Auldphart (r)	WDN							0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	4	4	5	3	5	4	4	36	4	4	3	4	5	4	4	3	5	36	72
Dashing Dave	6	3	4	4	5	3	4	5	5	39	4	6	3	6	4	4	5	3	5	40	79	1
Malone	6	3	8	7	4	4	4	6	4	46	4	5	3	3	8	4	4	3	7	41	87	1
T-bird	4	4	4	4	6	5	6	4	5	42	6	4	5	5	7	5	4	4	7	47	89	1
Sunny	5	3	6	5	6	4	6	5	4	44	4	4	3	4	5	5	4	4	5	38	82	0
Rulz	5	3	7	4	5	4	5	5	5	43	4	6	4	5	5	4	5	4	5	42	85	0
Dracula	4	4	5	5	5	5	6	7	4	45	4	5	3	5	6	6	6	3	5	43	88	0
Ripzone	5	4	6	5	5	3	5	5	4	42	6	5	4	3	6	5	6	5	7	47	89	0
Dyke	4	4	4	6	8	3	5	7	5	46	6	5	3	4	6	5	5	4	6	44	90	0
Bainsey	5	5	5	7	6	3	8	7	4	50	4	6	4	4	6	5	4	5	6	44	94	0
Foozler	5	5	5	4	6	3	7	5	5	45	6	5	4	3	7	6	7	5	6	49	94	0
Stylin Guy (We Remember)	5	3	6	6	8	4	7	7	5	51	5	4	5	4	6	6	6	4	6	46	97	0
DJD	4	4	5	4	6	4	7	5	5	44	7	5	3	4	7	6	8	6	8	54	98	0
DMan (r)	5	5	5	5	7	4	6	6	4	47	4	6	6	5	7	6	7	5	7	53	100	0
Hollywood	7	5	4	5	6	5	6	8	4	50	5	7	6	4	8	7	4	5	7	53	103	0
Chipmein	6	4	6	5	8	3	6	7	6	51	8	5	4	4	7	5	7	4	8	52	103	0
Rox	7	4	5	5	6	5	7	7	5	51	6	7	4	5	7	6	6	6	6	53	104	0
Vespa	5	5	5	6	8	5	7	7	6	54	5	5	5	5	6	6	7	5	6	50	104	0
Grumpy	5	8	5	5	5	5	8	8	6	55	8	8	3	5	7	7	6	4	7	55	110	0
Luvlife	5	6	4	6	8	4	7	8	8	56	6	7	5	6	7	8	6	6	7	58	114	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0		0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0			3
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
			AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	5U	6U	5U	6U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	6	3	4	4	5	3	4	5	5	4	6	3	6	4	-	-	-	-
	5	3	6	6	8	4	7	7	5	5	4	5	4	6	-	-	-	-
	1U	1U	AS												-	-	-	-
RESULT: Dashing Dave wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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