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Perth LoGo

Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: 3 of 4 dogs were claimed today. Hole 3 (3') was ChipMeIn, Hole 8 was not claimed, Hole 11 was Pepilepu (11'), and our newest Slammer Shadow took hole 15 (at 10'). Thank you ChipMeIn for taking on the Dog responsibilities and presenting the report. Each dog was worth a hefty 25 bones
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 8 Skins today each worth 9 bones. Intruder on holes 1 and 3, Juice on hole 6, kricket on hole 2, Irons on hole 9, ChipMeIn on hole 13, Bagger on hole 17 and Pepilepu on hole 18. Thanks go out to Grumpy for being voluntold to do the skins report.
  • NOTABLE:The ONLY right thing to say when you drive the ball into the group in front of you is "I'm very sorry."
  • NOTABLE:Perth's front 9 is the oldest played 9 holes in Canada.
  • NOTABLE: Cindy, who runs the Cafe Hideaway in Perth is a friend of Shadow. Maybe we name drop and see how close based on the discount we get!!
  • NOTABLE: It would take a LOT of cutting and knife sharpening and re-sharpening to cut Mulder down to Kricket's size.
  • NOTABLE: If you find where the Tay river crosses Glen Tay Road and hop in the river on a bunch of tubes/floaties with a bunch of your friends and a floating cooler of cold beer, you can float it down for about 2 hours until you get to the bridge at Hole 3 of the Perth Golf Course and enjoy a splendid time. You might even chat with a few Slammers as you pass the par 3 hole 15 and perhaps your cooler gets away from you and those Slammers almost score big time by fishing it out of the water. Big Guy almost jumped in and joined the gang on an extra floatee. In the image below the yellow arrow is where you can get in the river and ride it to the red arrow. But make sure you left a car at the course so you can get a ride home!! Click the image below to see a larger version.

Quotables

  • "Cracker learned how to mark and move his ball on the green today."
  • "If I hit you, I am quitting golf."
  • "Mulder ate his Sherpa."
  • "ChipMeIn is dead. PuttMeIn has been born!'
  • "If I don't take control of this game, my winning percentage will be a minus."
  • "Every inch counts."
  • "Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men.....the SHADOW knows. Muah-ah-ah-ah."
  • "I there a "pa" laka?"
  • "Is it YOUR laka?"
  • "This rain is just passing through" - at 9:50am.
  • "Can we have more events here?"
 Event: Perth
Sat Aug 5, 2017
Summary
Oh Perth. How I love thee let me count the ways. 1) It was raining when we arrived but stopped before we teed off. 2) It started raining just as we were wrapping up the report on the 19th tee which means we were dry for 18 holes. 3) Your cart girl showed up several times. 4) Your fairways were lush. 5) Your greens were pristine. 6) Your gourgeous Tay river tempted us to jump in. 7) Your hot dogs were tasty. 8) The Triple Bogey beer glasses look like they have a golf ball in the bottom of the glass. I could go on and on. What a fantastic day on the course. Thanks to the staff who hosted this group of 15 Slammers. ................................................................................................. Mulder Out.

Stars
Chipmein
had a glorious day. He went 3-0 taking down all challengers, netted a skin and a dog and a bird while shooting the lights out with an 83. If you ask him what his secret is, those in his group will answer with "His name should be Putt me in."
Juice
shot a "juice"y round today with a sub 80 score. She went 3-0 schooling our newest Slammette while netting a skin and two birdies. Now THAT's how you defend your B1 rank ladies and gents!!
Kricket
nudged out Intruder for the third star with his 3-0 performance snagging a birdie and a skin and shooting an A class 83.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 15
  • Scoring Average: 89
  • Birdie Average: 0.67
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: Great everywhere.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $12
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $39
  • EG Member: $32
  • EG Unl. Member: $27

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Intruder [A18] Shades [A12] 12 Grumpy [D2] Kricket [B8] 11
Bagger [B42] Shades [A12] 16 Big Guy [D4] Kricket [B8] 11
Boomer [C5] Cracker [B10] 18 Lisa Hasler (r) [Unr] Juice [A3] 14
Lisa Hasler (r) [Unr] Pepilepu [B21] 14
Mulder [C7] Kricket [B8] 16
Big Guy [D4] Grumpy [D2] 16
Cracker [B10] Chipmein [B4] 16
Bagger [B42] Intruder [A18] 16
Cracker [B10] Gongshow [A49] 16
Pepilepu [B21] Juice [A3] 17
Irons [A31] Juice [A3] 17
Boomer [C5] Chipmein [B4] 17
Lisa Hasler (r) [Unr] Irons [A31] 17
Gongshow [A49] Boomer [C5] 18
Irons [A31] Pepilepu [B21] 18
Gongshow [A49] Chipmein [B4] 18
Big Guy [D4] Mulder [C7] 18
Grumpy [D2] Mulder [C7] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chipmein 83 1 0 1 25 1 9 3-0-0 6
Juice 79 2 0 0 0 1 9 3-0-0 6
Kricket 83 1 0 0 0 1 9 3-0-0 6
Pepilepu 80 1 0 1 25 1 9 2-1-0 4
Intruder 83 2 0 0 0 2 18 2-0-0 4
Boomer 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Mulder 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Irons 83 0 0 0 0 1 9 1-2-0 2
Bagger 87 1 0 0 0 1 9 1-1-0 2
Gongshow 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Lisa Hasler (r) 87 0 0 1 25 0 0 0-3-0 0
Cracker 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Shades 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Big Guy 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 4 4 4 5 3 4 35 4 3 4 5 4 3 4 5 4 36 71
Intruder 3 5 2 4 5 5 6 4 6 40 4 3 4 6 6 4 5 7 4 43 83 2
Juice 5 5 3 4 6 3 4 3 5 38 5 4 4 6 4 3 5 6 4 41 79 1
Pepilepu 5 5 3 5 4 5 5 3 5 40 5 3 4 7 4 3 5 6 3 40 80 1
Irons 4 5 3 4 5 4 5 4 4 38 4 4 6 8 4 4 4 7 4 45 83 1
Chipmein 6 5 3 5 5 5 5 5 5 44 5 3 4 4 5 3 5 6 4 39 83 1
Kricket 4 3 3 5 4 7 5 5 6 42 5 3 4 5 5 4 5 6 4 41 83 1
Bagger 6 4 3 5 5 5 4 4 5 41 5 5 5 7 5 4 5 5 5 46 87 1
Lisa Hasler (r) 5 5 4 6 4 5 6 4 6 45 5 3 5 6 4 3 4 7 5 42 87 0
Boomer 5 5 4 4 4 4 7 4 5 42 7 4 5 6 5 4 4 7 4 46 88 0
Gongshow 6 5 5 5 4 4 4 3 5 41 6 3 5 6 6 3 4 8 6 47 88 0
Cracker 5 5 4 6 5 6 5 4 6 46 5 5 4 7 4 3 5 6 5 44 90 0
Shades 6 5 5 5 6 6 6 4 5 48 5 4 6 7 4 3 5 6 4 44 92 0
Mulder 7 7 5 6 5 5 4 4 5 48 5 5 6 8 5 3 6 8 4 50 98 0
Grumpy 7 5 4 5 5 8 6 5 7 52 5 4 5 8 7 4 5 8 5 51 103 0
Big Guy 7 7 4 6 6 7 7 4 8 56 6 4 5 5 6 5 5 7 5 48 104 0
TOTAL 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 8
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
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