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Notables

  • We arrive at the course and are one man down. Our friend Gator spent the night and most of the early morning in the hospital. He had to bail. The Tour is not that competitive ... but go see the first quotable. Get better Gator!
  • MILESTONE ALERT - Steel Crazy had two skins today. His par on hole ten was the 100th of his career Only 25 others have reached the 100 skin level.
  • Group one today came to the nineteenth hole in 3:45. obviously not slowed by Gator.
  • Knacker is still whining because there is a pro tourney and he had to play blues - WAY BACK!!!
  • However he does have a point. Those scratch golfers included our own McGoop, Pickle, & Weasel. Also in the tournament was a 2011 PGA pro that had made over $410K including a third at the John Deere Classic. Matt McQuillan is who you have to be angry at Knacker - not me!
  • QuickSnap Doggy Master today was Steel Crazy and except for the occasional mention of himself - he did a fine job and I thank you.
  • Anybody want to guess who owns the last quotable?
  • Hey folks for the second day in a row Broker4Tickets did not send along a SkinsMaster - please try it some time.

Quotables

  • "Do I get the win? The points? His ranking? How is Gator anyways?"
  • from Gator "I am home resting and plan to still play Tuesday!"
  • "Hey Backs, you can't do back to back because of your back?" (another TMCism).
  • "Knacker's score gets lower each event." "And I hit form the blues!" "You had a 90? me too!"
  • "How about those pin placements?"
  • "I lipped out on that hole!" "Oh yeah - I lipped out on that hole as well, I actually did it on two holes in a row." "And on that hole I ...."
Event: Prescott
Sun May 6, 2018
Summary
There were 48 scratch golfers playing in a scramble format tournament today so the greens were cut and rolled and the pin placements were intentionally placed in the toughest positions. Even worse for the Tour's rookie Knacker is that the blue tees were as far back as possible.

Stars
Moz
Troy Crerar inspires so many of us to have honey conversations. I wonder why. It can't be his sense of humour. "A skeleton walks into a bar, and says 'I will have a gin and tonic and mop!'" He isn't first star for that nor for his quote (#3 below). However he did play in a foursome of all equally divisional Bs. That included the current #1 B Steel Crazy. His successful defences were against chill and Chip me in. He beat both of them on holes that were earlier than their previous victories over him.. he came into the day being 1-4 vs them and closed them both by 14. He earned the number one hat by upsetting Steel Crazy. That match went down to the wire and was decided on eighteen. TMC bogeyed to Scrazy's double. Now go order your hat!
BearCat
Also played in a foursome of all equally divisional Cs. He lost the nod to TMC because the cat has not been called Honey too often. Also one of his wins was over Gator.
TwinDad
He had an ANGRYbird day even though his book end first and last holes were both PARs (four on the day and that last one made him decide to return). Speaking about being angry - that drive on eighteen had MUCH feeling behind it. He should have hit with Knacker from the blues today!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 11
  • Scoring Average: 102
  • Birdie Average: 0.18
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: such a beauty of a day and because of the other tournament - we didn't see very many golfers at all.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $22
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $42
  • EG Member: $36
  • EG Unl. Member: $30
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Bookie [C6] Green Arrow [B10] 16 Grumpy [D1] Latey Dress [C28] 11
BearCat [B23] Green Arrow [B10] 16 Grumpy [D1] TwinDad [C21] 12
chill [B32] Steel Crazy [B1] 12
chill [B32] Moz [A14] 12
Chipmein [B48] Moz [A14] 14
Chipmein [B48] Steel Crazy [B1] 15
Bookie [C6] BearCat [B23] 17
Latey Dress [C28] TwinDad [C21] 18
Chipmein [B48] chill [B32] 18
Steel Crazy [B1] Moz [A14] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Moz 87 0 0 0 0 3 15 3-0-0 6
Steel Crazy 90 1 0 0 0 2 10 2-1-0 4
BearCat 103 0 0 0 0 1 5 2-0-0 4
TwinDad 103 0 0 1 25 2 10 1-0-1 3
Latey Dress 108 0 0 1 25 0 0 1-0-1 3
Bookie 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
chill 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Chipmein 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Knacker (r) 90 1 0 0 0 1 5 0-0-0 0
Green Arrow 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Grumpy 119 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Gator WDN 0-0-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 3 5 3 5 3 4 35 70
Moz 5 4 7 4 5 4 4 6 4 43 6 4 5 4 7 4 5 4 5 44 87 3
Steel Crazy 6 7 5 4 4 5 5 5 5 46 4 4 5 4 6 4 7 4 6 44 90 2
TwinDad 4 7 6 5 7 7 8 4 5 53 6 6 5 5 8 3 8 5 4 50 103 2
Knacker (r) 4 6 6 4 7 6 5 5 4 47 6 3 5 5 6 3 6 4 5 43 90 1
BearCat 6 6 6 4 8 5 7 8 4 54 5 5 8 4 6 5 6 3 7 49 103 1
Bookie 7 7 6 4 6 6 5 5 6 52 5 4 6 6 7 6 5 4 6 49 101 0
chill 6 7 8 4 5 7 6 5 6 54 7 5 6 4 6 4 5 4 8 49 103 0
Chipmein 5 6 5 3 7 7 5 5 6 49 7 5 7 4 8 5 7 4 8 55 104 0
Latey Dress 7 6 5 3 8 6 5 6 6 52 5 6 7 5 7 5 7 6 8 56 108 0
Grumpy 8 7 7 5 8 7 5 6 8 61 7 7 7 4 8 4 8 5 8 58 119 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 9
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U AS AS 1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 5U 6U - - - -
5 4 7 4 5 4 4 6 4 6 4 5 4 7 - - - -
5 6 5 3 7 7 5 5 6 7 5 7 4 8 - - - -
AS AS 1U AS - - - -
RESULT: Moz wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:
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