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Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: (presented by Pommie, thanks a ton for this volunteerism sir!). There were 4 part threes and 3 dogs. Stymie on hole one at 45 feet, Green Arrow on hole 8 at 24 feet and Eeyore (aka GG Yogi) at 10 feet on hole 11. The 17th par three was not claimed and with the pin placement never would be. Each was worth 23 bones.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: (presented by The Game, thanks a ton for your help today, it is appreciated.) There were 8 skins in this event, 2 by Stymie on holes 3 and 9, 2 by The Game on holes 12 and 14, 2 by Juice on holes 13 and 18, 1 by McGoop on hole 15 and one by GovNer4 on hole 6. Each was worth 9 bones.
  • Juice got her 175th career Skin on hole 13.
  • Juice got her 1500th career point when she closed out Steel Crazy and X-Man both on the 15th hole.
  • Eeyore got his 100th career dog on hole 11.

Quotables

  • "It's intent."...."Well I intend to get a bird."
  • "Don't leave an 8 putt short."
  • "A sank, a shank and a wank."
  • "This afternoon is revenge golf."
  • "We're 3 clowns playing with the trapeze artist."
  • "You're dressed up like an NDP campaign sign."
  • "If you're willing to pay me, I can write that stuff for you."...."It's corn season...so I need to be corny."....."That's about par for you."...."Wow, I rarely hear someone say that to me on a golf course."
  • "He's like an artist that draws perfectly."
  • "6 and 3/8s or 6.375."...."Do you wanna check that with SuperSy?"...."I don't want to deal with that 'mathhole' "
  • "When he practice swings, he sounds like I do when I get up from the sofa.....*grunt*."
  • "$%^#&* the guy who placed these pins."
  • "Did the guy who placed the pins find out his wife was cheating on him today?"
  • "Who peed on the cornflakes of the guy who placed the pins?"
  • "Did the guy who placed the pins lose his shirt at poker last night?"
  • "I heard the pins are like this because they have/had intersectionals here."
  • "There must be a tournament with these pin placements."
  • "Today everyone gets 18 strokes off their score for the pin placements."
 Event: Whitetail
Sat Jun 2, 2018
Summary
It was a very early start for those of us who trekked up to Whitetail. This course was voted by the fans as one of the top 10 courses in Canada and is a favourite when we have these double headers up towards Eganville. If you have not played it, you must. It is just a spectacular. The staff had us all set up and taken care of with professionalism. Slammer Diesel was helpful as always. And the weather...Holy Moly!! It was cool in the a.m. but the day was sunny and gorgeous. The best for a double header!! ..................................................................... Mulder out

Stars
Stymie
stymied the three challengers and held on to his B1 ranking by going undefeated with a 2-0-1 record. He was a stats machine with a bird, a dog and 2 skins today making for another solid round and well defended!!
The Game
Shot a solid 84 and went undefeated with his only draw coming against our top star, Stymie. He had 3 birdies and two skins and earned some extra karma by volunteering to be our Skin Master. Sweet round!!
Pommie
Lit it up shooting a very nice score of 90 at a tough course with ridonkulous pin placements so sight unseen, I will safely say he either had a great approach game or a great putting game....or quite possibly both!! Well Played!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 16
  • Scoring Average: 97
  • Birdie Average: 0.5
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
  • The Kids earned $29
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $65
  • EG Member: $55
  • EG Unl. Member: $45
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
The Game [B12] Eeyore [B8] 15 Chipmein [B13] Stymie [B1] 11
Grumpy [D2] Mulder [C11] 17 Green Arrow [B26] Pommie [C6] 12
Pommie [C6] Hen [C2] 18 Green Arrow [B26] Hen [C2] 13
Chipmein [B13] The Game [B12] 14
Eeyore [B8] Stymie [B1] 14
Steel Crazy [B14] GovNer4 [B9] 14
Chipmein [B13] Eeyore [B8] 15
Steel Crazy [B14] Juice [A3] 15
X-Man [B39] Juice [A3] 15
Boomer [C23] Pommie [C6] 15
X-Man [B39] GovNer4 [B9] 15
Big Guy [D3] Grumpy [D2] 17
GovNer4 [B9] Juice [A3] 18
The Game [B12] Stymie [B1] 18
X-Man [B39] Steel Crazy [B14] 18
Big Guy [D3] Mulder [C11] 18
Boomer [C23] Green Arrow [B26] 18
Boomer [C23] Hen [C2] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Pommie 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Stymie 83 1 0 1 23 2 18 2-0-1 5
The Game 84 3 0 0 0 2 18 2-0-1 5
Juice 92 2 0 0 0 2 18 2-0-1 5
GovNer4 93 1 0 0 0 1 9 2-0-1 5
Hen 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Eeyore 94 0 0 1 23 0 0 1-2-0 2
Green Arrow 99 0 0 1 23 0 0 1-2-0 2
Steel Crazy 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
X-Man 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Big Guy 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Mulder 112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
McGoop 82 1 0 0 0 1 9 0-0-0 0
Boomer 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Chipmein 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 3 5 4 4 4 4 5 3 4 36 4 3 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 36 72
Stymie 3 4 4 4 6 4 7 4 4 40 5 3 4 4 5 5 6 3 8 43 83 2
The Game 4 4 7 4 5 4 6 3 5 42 6 4 3 4 3 5 5 4 8 42 84 2
Juice 4 6 6 5 5 5 6 6 5 48 6 4 6 3 6 6 4 4 5 44 92 2
McGoop 3 5 5 4 5 6 6 3 6 43 4 3 4 4 5 4 4 5 6 39 82 1
GovNer4 4 6 6 5 4 3 7 4 6 45 5 5 5 5 5 5 7 5 6 48 93 1
Pommie 4 6 5 5 5 4 8 3 5 45 6 3 4 5 5 6 6 4 6 45 90 0
Hen 5 6 6 5 4 5 5 3 7 46 5 4 4 4 8 5 8 3 6 47 93 0
Eeyore 3 7 6 6 5 5 7 3 7 49 6 3 5 4 6 5 5 5 6 45 94 0
Boomer 5 5 8 4 5 5 8 4 5 49 4 3 6 5 6 8 6 4 7 49 98 0
Green Arrow 6 8 7 6 5 5 5 3 5 50 7 4 5 6 7 6 5 3 6 49 99 0
Steel Crazy 4 7 6 5 6 5 6 4 8 51 6 4 5 6 7 7 7 3 7 52 103 0
X-Man 3 6 6 5 6 6 6 5 7 50 7 5 5 5 7 7 7 5 6 54 104 0
Chipmein 4 6 5 7 7 4 7 5 7 52 6 3 6 4 7 7 8 4 7 52 104 0
Grumpy 4 6 6 7 7 7 8 4 8 57 5 3 5 5 8 7 7 4 8 52 109 0
Mulder 3 7 6 8 7 5 8 4 8 56 6 5 6 7 8 5 6 5 8 56 112 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 8
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U 7U - - - - - -
3 5 5 4 5 6 6 3 6 4 3 4 - - - - - -
5 6 7 8 4 5 8 5 7 7 3 7 - - - - - -
- - - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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