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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • DOGGIE REPORT: There were two doggies today. GolfHabsGolf asked...Combien pour le chien...dans le fenetre....and the answer was $12 for the one on hole 3 at 51 feet. The Enigma figured out that if he hit the 16th green at just the right spot, the ball would roll down to within 10 feet of the hole and he solved the riddle of that hole for another $12.
  • There was no Skins game today.
  • The number of weeds found on fairways, greens, tee boxes and roughs was 0.
  • Tiger Woods caddy at the Open today was wearing Slammer Orange. (Probably a Team West supporter!!)

Quotables

  • "It's the driver, not the operator."
  • "I hope that's not int he bushes."....."Didn't you get a par on the last hole?"....."yes"...."Then I DO hope it's in the bushes."
  • "How do you keep your feet planted playing in flip flops?"...."They help me focus on my balance."...."Ahhhh..so they help with your mental aspect."...."I AM a mental aspect!!"
  • (on hole 12) "Great shot!!"....."Hey it's one in a hundred."...."Well you shot a 52 on the front so let's say it was 1 in 104."
  • (later in club house doing scores.). Nice back nine of 48....that means it WAS 1 shot out of a hundred!!"
  • "If you put this in the water, I would not cry."
  • "Who wants some of the beer left in the pitcher?"...."Don't give any to Zoey, he's driving."....."We're ALL driving."
  • "From 18th fairway, the clubhouse always reminds me of a church."...."Yeah, it looks like a Dutch Catholic church!." (see photo below...click for larger version)
Event: eQuinelle
Sat Jul 21, 2018
Summary
What a spectacular day to be out golfing. The 5some that merged on hole 2 at eQuinelle was treated to sunshine, lollipops, rainbows and lemon drops....well ok maybe not, but DAMMNNNNNNNN was it fine out there. The greens were spectacular and lightning fast, the fairways were driveable not only for the clubs, but even hole 2 was ok for carts today. It was simply awesome. Of note, eQuinelle has a brand new pro shop where the old trailer used to be located in case you make your way out there. .......................................................................... Mulder out

First Star
The Enigma
Was hot on the back nine today making him the only undefeated golfer going 3-0-0 with a dog. How can you not appreciate someone who golfs in flip flops!!! See quotables for more commentary.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 6
  • Scoring Average: 106
  • Birdie Average: 0.5
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: greens were lightning fast and awesome.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $9
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $69
  • EG Member: $59
  • EG Unl. Member: $49
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Mulder [C21] GoHabsGo [C16] 17 Seeker [D9] Mulder [C21] 12
Seeker [D9] Zoey (we remember) [C72] 12
Zoey (we remember) [C72] Mulder [C21] 14
Zoey (we remember) [C72] The Enigma [B32] 15
GoHabsGo [C16] The Enigma [B32] 16
Zoey (we remember) [C72] GoHabsGo [C16] 16
Mulder [C21] The Enigma [B32] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
The Enigma 89 1 0 1 12 0 0 3-0-0 6
Mulder 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-1-0 6
GoHabsGo 99 1 0 1 12 0 0 1-2-0 2
Zoey (we remember) 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-3-0 2
Seeker 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Grumpy WDN 0-0-0 0


PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 1U 2U 3U 2U 3U 4U 4U 5U 6U 7U 8U - - - - - -
6 7 4 5 6 7 5 5 4 3 6 4 - - - - - -
8 7 5 8 5 8 8 5 6 7 7 6 - - - - - -
- - - - - -
RESULT: The Enigma wins 8 and 6 Start match at hole:
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