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Notables

  • MPC PAIRS MATCH: Chadderbox & Poochie vs Intruder & Stevie Ray with the match determined on the last hole on the last putt as Stevie Ray makes the putt to advance to the next round. 🏌️‍♂️Wow!
  • OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCES: The Star software identified 6 Slammers who played so well as to allocate them enough points tying all 6 for 2nd star. These Slammers are Old Spice, Chip me in, Gator, Stymie and Small Pak all undefeated, with great scores and birdies and/or dogs and skins. OUTSTANDING!!
  • SUPER THANKS 👍: to Juice, the assistant director of the Slammer Tour, Ottawa, for the outstanding job as Doggie Master 🐶 and stepping up at the last minute for the super job as Skin Master. MANY MANY THANKS!!
  • POP: It was super slow today with reported times at over 5 hours. Lots of public golfers enjoying a summer day of golf!!!
  • QUICK SNAP DOGGIES 🐶: 6 par 3s at Marshes and all have DOGGIE winners. The purse is 115 bones with each dog worth 19 bones and 1 bone to the kids. Winners are Chadderbox (#3 @12ft), Small Pak (#5 @4ft), KidsClub (#8 @1inch) Crowbush (#12 @9ft) FrankoFun (#15 @10ft) and Pipeline (#17 @3ft). Suuuuuper Shooting!!!
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS: 22 birdies and lots of cutoffs! Wow 😲 it was a 4 skin day with so many birdies. Skin winners are Chadderbox, Crowbush, OldSpice and Juice. Each skin is worth 27 bones. So SWEEEEET!!!!!
  • STILL #1: Gator and Stymie successfully defending their C1 and B1 ranking beating off all comers with their sticks. WELL DONE!!
  • CAPTAIN OBVIOUS: Mid summer conditions after occasional rain and summer heat. SUPER COURSE CONDITIONS with quick and receptive greens, fairways like carpet and rough that is punishing!!! Golfers Love ❤️ It!!!

Quotables

  • Oh sh*t my drive went into the bush.
  • That drive was like when you were a teenager...when you go into the bush you pay for the consequences!!
  • Are we going to be the SteelCrazy or the CrazySteel on the back 9??
  • Ok Stumpy we will have the rubber match the next time we play together!!! The winner takes the condoms!!!
Event: Marshes
Sat Aug 4, 2018
Summary
WOW what a glorious Slammer day at the Marshes. It was summer hot momma and at times humid. The course is in outstanding condition with carpet like fairways, and receptive quick greens. 23 Slammers came to play this Robert Trent Jones design. Always a challenging but scorable course, Marshes makes you work for you score. There were 22 birdies scored but an unbelievable 28 Slammer max 8's. But as always the Slammers enjoyed themselves both on the course and on the 19th hole. It's summer golf, baby. Your OC, KC.

Stars
Chadderbox
Takes home the 1st star for his performance today. He is playing in the MPC pairs group. He goes undefeated. He has a birdie, takes home 1 of the 4 skins and wins a dog. And this B Slammer registers an A score. Congrats!!
Old Spice
Has been playing extremely well lately. Old Spice takes down his two fellow A Slammers on the 11th hole and wins both 8 and 7. He scores 3 birdies and wins a skin. His scorecard shows him 2 over for the round. Well done!!
Gator
Continues to play well in his match play division. He goes 3-0-0 with wins over auldphart, Buster T and GoHabsGo. He registers a birdie and holds onto his rank. Super!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • KidsClub
Stats
  • Attendance: 23
  • Scoring Average: 89
  • Birdie Average: 0.96
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $21
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $79
  • EG Member: $69
  • EG Unl. Member: $59

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Old Spice [A13] Juice [A11] 11 FrankoFun [A19] Old Spice [A13] 11
Stevie Ray [C19] Poochie [C15] 14 Poochie [C15] Chadderbox [B20] 12
Chip me in [B19] Pipeline [B8] 16 Buster T [C17] Gator [C1] 12
NoCents [B50] Pipeline [B8] 16 Boomer [C24] Crowbush [B99] 13
Stumpy [B12] KidsClub [B7] 18 Steel Crazy [B28] Stymie [B2] 13
Small Pak [B23] Pipeline [B8] 18 Boomer [C24] Dizz [C9] 13
Stevie Ray [C19] Chadderbox [B20] 14
Poochie [C15] Intruder [B30] 14
Stumpy [B12] Stymie [B2] 15
Intruder [B30] Chadderbox [B20] 15
auldphart [C4] Gator [C1] 15
Stevie Ray [C19] Intruder [B30] 15
Dizz [C9] Crowbush [B99] 15
Steel Crazy [B28] KidsClub [B7] 16
KidsClub [B7] Stymie [B2] 16
Steel Crazy [B28] Stumpy [B12] 16
FrankoFun [A19] Juice [A11] 17
NoCents [B50] Small Pak [B23] 17
GoHabsGo [C27] Gator [C1] 17
GoHabsGo [C27] Buster T [C17] 17
Small Pak [B23] Chip me in [B19] 18
NoCents [B50] Chip me in [B19] 18
HighTee (r) [Unr] Crowbush [B99] 18
GoHabsGo [C27] auldphart [C4] 18
Buster T [C17] auldphart [C4] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chadderbox 83 1 0 1 19 1 27 3-0-0 6
Stymie 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Gator 93 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Crowbush 85 3 0 1 19 1 27 2-0-1 5
Chip me in 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Small Pak 86 2 0 1 19 0 0 2-1-0 4
Old Spice 74 3 0 0 0 1 27 2-0-0 4
Intruder 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Stumpy 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
NoCents 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
auldphart 97 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
KidsClub 93 1 0 1 19 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 83 1 0 0 0 1 27 1-1-0 2
Dizz 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Stevie Ray 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Buster T 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
HighTee (r) 86 2 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-1 1
GoHabsGo 99 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
FrankoFun 84 1 0 1 19 0 0 0-2-0 0
Pipeline 88 2 0 1 19 0 0 0-3-0 0
Steel Crazy 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Poochie 96 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Boomer 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 5 3 5 3 4 4 3 5 36 5 4 3 4 5 3 5 3 4 36 72
Old Spice 4 6 2 5 2 4 4 3 5 35 5 3 5 5 5 3 5 3 5 39 74 1
Chadderbox 4 6 3 6 4 5 6 3 5 42 4 5 4 5 5 4 7 3 4 41 83 1
Juice 5 7 4 6 3 5 3 3 6 42 6 4 3 4 7 3 5 3 6 41 83 1
Crowbush 6 7 5 5 2 5 5 4 5 44 8 5 2 4 5 2 6 4 5 41 85 1
Stymie 6 6 3 5 3 5 5 3 5 41 8 4 3 4 5 4 6 3 6 43 84 0
FrankoFun 5 6 3 6 4 6 4 3 6 43 6 5 3 5 6 3 4 4 5 41 84 0
Chip me in 5 8 4 6 4 5 4 3 5 44 8 4 3 5 6 3 4 3 5 41 85 0
NoCents 7 6 5 5 3 6 4 4 5 45 6 4 3 4 5 3 6 4 5 40 85 0
HighTee (r) 4 8 6 5 4 4 5 3 5 44 7 3 3 4 8 2 6 3 6 42 86 0
Dizz 4 8 3 7 5 4 6 3 6 46 7 5 3 5 6 3 6 2 4 41 87 0
Intruder 4 7 3 6 3 6 5 3 6 43 7 6 5 5 5 4 5 3 4 44 87 0
Pipeline 5 6 3 7 3 5 5 3 6 43 6 5 4 3 7 4 7 2 7 45 88 0
Stumpy 7 6 3 5 3 6 4 4 5 43 6 6 5 5 5 4 7 4 4 46 89 0
Gator 6 7 5 7 3 4 4 3 6 45 7 5 3 5 6 4 8 2 8 48 93 0
Stevie Ray 5 8 4 7 4 7 4 4 5 48 7 6 3 4 6 4 7 3 5 45 93 0
KidsClub 6 8 4 8 3 5 4 2 6 46 8 4 3 5 7 3 7 4 6 47 93 0
Steel Crazy 5 7 5 8 4 5 6 3 6 49 7 5 4 6 6 3 7 3 5 46 95 0
Poochie 6 7 4 8 3 7 4 4 6 49 8 6 4 5 7 3 4 4 6 47 96 0
auldphart 6 8 4 8 4 6 5 3 5 49 7 5 4 3 7 4 7 5 6 48 97 0
Buster T 4 8 5 7 4 5 6 4 8 51 8 5 4 4 5 3 7 3 8 47 98 0
GoHabsGo 5 8 5 6 5 4 4 2 8 47 5 6 5 6 8 3 7 4 8 52 99 0
Boomer 5 8 5 7 4 5 5 4 6 49 8 6 5 6 8 4 6 4 6 53 102 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 5U 5U 6U 7U 8U - - - - - - -
4 6 2 5 2 4 4 3 5 5 3 - - - - - - -
5 6 3 6 4 6 4 3 6 6 5 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: Old Spice wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:
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