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Notables

  • CMPC win by Stevie Ray over Bubba in the C division.
  • BIG WINNER today was Make-A-Wish foundation. The kidZ earned $35.
  • EIGHT 8s?
  • Great to see our friend Big Guy out!
  • Warm welcome to first timer Volkl.
  • Group three got lost on their way to Montreal. That shouldn't have shocked seeing as Stevie Ray, playing in his career leading 899th event (#900 will be played Tuesday at Stonebridge), also got lost on his way to Brockville.
  • Pommie delivered a great ProMotion Orthotics doggie report.
  • Mulder continued the Gazzif report by doling out three skins to him plus four others from Broker4Tickets.

Quotables

  • "Is Ganonoque west of Brockville?"
  • "When I play with them I don't wear my hearing aids!"
  • "If I don't stop scoring eights - people will think that I am not here."
  • "I have a record of playing poorly in slow rounds." " Well in defense of the 'round', your score was awful before you realized that it was slow."
  • "Why do you never say 'good putt' to me?" "Because you have never made one."
  • "You have a great attitude but you look like crap!"
Event: Brockville
Sat Jun 8, 2019
Summary
There were 20 players at Brockville, and 18 stayed for a pretty enjoyable 19th hole. Some of our BCC friends - Brockville Chevy and Tvette stayed for the jocularity - so really that makes 20 Slammers were there.

Event Winner

Gazzif

When it was reported that he had a birdie skin on ten (missed the eagle putt), then the only par for a doggie on twelve and another birdie skin on fourteen, a quote was heard. "How is he a D?" "By getting a 7 & 8 in the other holes between these (11 & 13)." BTW - he tossed his cookies in the parking lot. Is the Tour too hard on you?
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 105
  • Birdie Average: 0.2
  • Course Rating: N/A
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $35
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $56
  • EG Member: $48
  • EG Unl. Member: $41
Total for The Kids

Group Winners
Smiley (r) Smiley (C15) defeated Zoey, auldphart (C12) and Volkl for 3 points each = 9 pts.
TwinDad TwinDad (C19) defeated Tardis (B36) and Dalek (B37) for 4 pts each. He also earned 1 point for his birdie. His better than median was good for another. His final two points were for his skin.
Stevie Ray Stevie Ray defeated Bubba (D8) for 2 points and an additional point for the CMPC match win in the C division. He had an additional pair of points for his wins over Luvlife and Gatorette. His skin was worth 2 more points.
Gazzif Gazzif (D48) defeated Grumpy (D2) and BigGuy (D22) for 3 points each. His dog (2), 2 birdies (3), 3 skins (4) was enough to move to the top of the class with his fifteen.
Gator Gator (C9) defeated Pommie (C2), Sutty, BearCat for 3 points each.

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Bubba [D8] Luvlife [D1] 10 Zoey [C58] Smiley (r) [B62] 12
Bubba [D8] Gatorette [D3] 13 Dalek [B38] Lucky [B8] 13
Gatorette [D3] Luvlife [D1] 14 Luvlife [D1] Stevie Ray [C4] 14
Gazzif [D47] Grumpy [D2] 15 TwinDad [C17] Lucky [B8] 14
Gazzif [D47] BigGuy [D21] 16 Tardis [B37] Lucky [B8] 15
TwinDad [C17] Dalek [B38] 16 BearCat [C34] Pommie [C2] 15
Volkl (r) [C364] Zoey [C58] 17 auldphart [C11] Smiley (r) [B62] 15
Gator [C8] Pommie [C2] 18 BearCat [C34] Sutty [C33] 16
TwinDad [C17] Tardis [B37] 18 Sutty [C33] Pommie [C2] 16
Volkl (r) [C364] auldphart [C11] 18 BearCat [C34] Gator [C8] 16
BigGuy [D21] Mulder [C44] 16
Volkl (r) [C364] Smiley (r) [B62] 16
Gatorette [D3] Stevie Ray [C4] 17
BigGuy [D21] Grumpy [D2] 17
Dalek [B38] Tardis [B37] 17
Zoey [C58] auldphart [C11] 17
Bubba [D8] Stevie Ray [C4] 18
Sutty [C33] Gator [C8] 18
Gazzif [D47] Mulder [C44] 18
Grumpy [D2] Mulder [C44] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Lucky 89 1 0 2 50 1 14 3-0-0 6
Stevie Ray 108 0 0 0 0 1 14 3-0-0 6
Smiley (r) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Gator 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Mulder 104 0 0 1 25 0 0 2-0-1 5
Gazzif 104 2 0 1 25 3 42 2-1-0 4
TwinDad 98 1 0 0 0 1 14 2-1-0 4
Pommie 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Volkl (r) 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Bubba 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Tardis 98 0 0 0 0 1 14 1-2-0 2
auldphart 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Sutty 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Gatorette 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Dalek 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Zoey 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
BearCat 113 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
BigGuy 115 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Luvlife 122 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 5 4 4 5 4 3 37 5 4 3 5 4 3 4 3 4 35 72
Gazzif 6 5 7 8 5 8 8 4 4 55 4 7 3 8 3 5 7 6 6 49 104 3
Lucky 5 5 5 5 6 5 6 4 4 45 6 7 4 6 4 3 7 2 5 44 89 1
Tardis 7 5 4 6 5 4 7 4 7 49 7 7 4 6 5 5 6 4 5 49 98 1
TwinDad 5 3 5 5 8 6 7 5 6 50 6 6 5 8 5 6 5 3 4 48 98 1
Stevie Ray 6 7 6 6 4 5 7 8 4 53 8 7 5 8 6 6 4 4 7 55 108 1
Smiley (r) 5 5 7 7 5 5 5 6 3 48 6 5 4 6 6 5 6 4 6 48 96 0
Gator 6 6 8 6 5 5 7 4 6 53 6 5 5 8 5 4 6 4 4 47 100 0
Pommie 7 6 5 7 5 5 8 6 4 53 6 8 6 7 5 3 4 4 6 49 102 0
Volkl (r) 7 6 6 7 6 4 6 5 6 53 7 8 4 6 5 5 7 3 5 50 103 0
Dalek 5 5 6 6 8 8 8 5 3 54 6 6 6 7 4 3 6 5 7 50 104 0
Mulder 6 5 5 8 6 4 8 4 3 49 7 7 5 8 7 5 7 4 5 55 104 0
auldphart 7 5 6 6 6 5 8 6 4 53 5 7 4 8 6 6 6 5 6 53 106 0
Sutty 6 5 7 7 6 8 5 5 5 54 8 8 4 8 6 3 6 4 6 53 107 0
Grumpy 5 6 8 6 8 7 8 6 5 59 6 5 4 8 5 5 7 4 5 49 108 0
Zoey 7 7 7 8 5 7 7 5 4 57 6 8 5 6 6 4 6 5 6 52 109 0
Gatorette 7 7 6 7 6 6 7 5 5 56 7 8 4 8 4 5 5 6 7 54 110 0
Bubba 7 5 6 7 5 5 7 5 4 51 6 7 5 7 8 5 8 6 8 60 111 0
BearCat 8 8 8 8 6 8 6 4 5 61 5 6 4 8 8 3 7 3 8 52 113 0
BigGuy 7 7 5 8 8 6 7 6 4 58 6 5 6 7 6 6 7 7 7 57 115 0
Luvlife 8 6 6 8 6 8 8 7 5 62 7 8 5 8 7 6 8 4 7 60 122 0
TOTAL 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS 1U 2U 3U 4U 4U 3U 4U 5U 6U - - - -
5 5 5 5 6 5 6 4 4 6 7 4 6 4 - - - -
5 3 5 5 8 6 7 5 6 6 6 5 8 5 - - - -
AS 1U 1U 1U AS - - - -
RESULT: Lucky wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:
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