Slammer Tour Home
About The Slammer Tour Join The Slammer Tour Slammer Tour Slammers Slammer Tour Stats Slammer Tour Scheduled Events Slammer Tour Event Results Slammer Tour Rules & Format Slammer Tour SlammerGear Slammer Tour Awards Slammer Tour Special Events Slammer Tour A-Z: SitemapSlammer Tour Member Login
Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter
Event Sponsor
Rideau View LoGo

Notables

  • 4 skins, 4 dogs, and 4 bones for the kids. KaDaver walks away with 2 of the dogs, Itty Bitty & Chef collected the other ones. Malone has two skins with Smitty & KaDaver also adding one to their stats.
  • The second last 2010 Tour Championship match was played today.. It was the Smitty / Itty Bitty "B" final. It was a good close match and went down to the 18th. They tied 11 holes, Smitty won 3 and Itty Bitty won 4 to become the new champ.
  • Bulldog alert! Two new packages of TP will be needed. The system can only show the match starting at hole 1, but today the Slammers started on 10 and as a result the guy that we normally think of getting TPed did the nasty to his two playing partners. YES Chef, it is REAL!

Quotables

  • "Ruskie, are you moving back to the blues?" "I would move back to play Ticklar, but NOT against these guys."
  • "Aluminuman, how is it going with Smitty & Itty Bitty?" "Good but I am playing sh*tty!" You guessed it - they became the Smitty, itty bitty, sh*tty group.
  • "I heard it land." "You are lucky, I had to watch it."
  • "KaDaver always gets the worst 'rub of the green', but he takes it the best."
  • "ah! Too bad he sullied them with ketchup."
  • "I hope that I am getting interest on the doggie money."
  • "You better watch out. I have a good swing thought going on right now!"
  • "I am practically a pragmatist."
Event: Rideau View
Wed Nov 3, 2010
Summary
-4. -3. -2. -1. 0 -. We will go off between 11:00 & 11:30. Well at 11:15, the starter announced for us to go. 10 Slammers came to visit Rideauview. "Where is Ticklar?" "What happened to Ticklar?" Only our all time leader in every category can cause so many comments even in absentia. "Mighty Falcon Ridge?"

Stars
Malone
He came in as #1. Was challenged by two of the MOST formidable {and recent holders of the rank} opponents, had three birds {2 of which were good for a skin}, and shot the best score of the day {one over 73}. It was a great match play round, where Malone had to wait until the final hole to thwart Chef & KaDaver. The only Slammer today to go 3-0.
IttyBitty
There he was! A rare weekday appearance by Itty Bitty. He came out to get that "B" final in. Look to your left and see how close the match was. Methinks that Suds is done with that jacket for now, congrats Itty Bitty, I hope it fits. He won both of his matches by shooting his ST all-time low score of 81.
Grumpy
The only other person to go undefeated today was Grumpy. He went 2-0, and Papa Malone still wants to know 'what is in that water?' They started on the back nine and turned in an hour and 45 minutes, with Grumpy carding a 44. he continued on the next hole with a par and both PM & SixGun shook his hand. Sorry Bulldog!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 10
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.6
  • Course Rating: 6.5
  • Best aspects of course: The starter was very accomodating and friendly to the tour.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $14
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $55
  • EG Member: $50
  • EG Unl. Member: $45

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
IttyBitty [B20] Smitty [A13] 18 SixGun (r) [D55] Papa Malone [C7] 10
Aluminuman (r) [C19] Smitty [A13] 12
SixGun (r) [D55] Grumpy [D1] 12
Ruskie [B5] Chef [O4] 13
Ruskie [B5] Malone [O1] 13
Aluminuman (r) [C19] IttyBitty [B20] 14
Ruskie [B5] KaDaver [A2] 14
Papa Malone [C7] Grumpy [D1] 17
Chef [O4] Malone [O1] 18
KaDaver [A2] Malone [O1] 18
KaDaver [A2] Chef [O4] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Malone 73 3 0 0 0 2 24 3-0-0 6
Chef 76 0 0 1 12 0 0 2-1-0 4
IttyBitty 81 0 0 1 12 0 0 2-0-0 4
Grumpy 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
KaDaver 80 2 0 2 24 1 12 1-2-0 2
Smitty 80 1 0 0 0 1 12 1-1-0 2
Papa Malone 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Ruskie 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Aluminuman (r) 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
SixGun (r) 132 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 4 3 4 3 4 4 4 35 5 3 4 4 4 3 5 4 5 37 72
Malone 4 4 4 3 3 4 5 4 4 35 5 3 5 4 4 3 5 5 4 38 73 2
Smitty 5 4 4 4 4 4 5 5 5 40 4 4 4 5 5 3 5 5 5 40 80 1
KaDaver 6 4 7 2 3 3 4 6 4 39 5 3 5 4 4 4 6 4 6 41 80 1
Chef 5 4 4 3 4 3 4 4 4 35 5 3 7 4 5 3 5 4 5 41 76 0
IttyBitty 5 4 6 3 4 3 5 5 5 40 6 3 5 5 4 3 5 5 5 41 81 0
Ruskie 6 4 5 3 4 4 5 5 4 40 6 3 6 5 4 4 7 4 5 44 84 0
Aluminuman (r) 8 4 5 3 5 5 5 6 5 46 6 5 6 5 6 3 5 4 9 49 95 0
Grumpy 5 8 7 6 6 4 7 5 7 55 6 4 4 5 5 5 5 5 5 44 99 0
Papa Malone 6 5 6 3 6 3 6 5 6 46 8 6 5 7 6 8 8 8 7 63 109 0
SixGun (r) 9 5 9 4 8 5 9 6 8 63 9 5 7 7 7 9 9 7 9 69 132 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 1U 2U 2U 3U 3U 3U 4U 4U 5U 5U 6U 7U - - - - -
4 4 4 3 3 4 5 4 4 5 3 5 4 - - - - -
6 4 5 3 4 4 5 5 4 6 3 6 5 - - - - -
- - - - -
RESULT: Malone wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:
Promos1
Stay in touch with
Make-A-Wish.

Make-A-Wish on TwitterMake-A-Wish on Facebook

makeawisheo.ca

Slammers on Twitter

Slammer Tour
The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone!
About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login
Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap