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Slammer Tour Member Grumpy's Profile
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Grumpy's Personal Profile
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Membership Status
silly servant
Rookie Year
kidz, grandkidz, golf & the SENS
slow golf ... those who take the game TOO seriously
STATS - slammer tour research
Personal Commentary
what does jack lemmon say at the beginning of bagger vance? Golf you cant beat it, you can only play it - or something like that
Grumpy's Golf Bio
Teeblock Assignment
Driving Distance (Yards)
Rounds Per Year
Competition Preference
friendly and FUN!
Your 150 Yard club?
Days Able to Play
Only days ending in a Y
that first sub 100 game @ meadows. sub 95 @ metcalfe; sub 90 @ eQuinelle
there are none on a golf course - well maybe incessant self talk "My shot..." Now go read about my #13 accomplishment!
I never get down. I am on the course to play and enjoy
the 14 clubs in my bag - i show no favouritism
Favourite Local Course
Smugglers Glen, but Brockville is threatening to take over. OH oh - I just played Hawkesbury - hey gang - IT IS A MUST!
Favourite Shot
GIR - using my 3-5-7 woods... Mid irons?
Favourite Club
8 iron - i would use it in any "3 club" competition
Hole in One
Not even in mini-putt!
Top accomplishments
the first sub 100 - dont believe me? TJ was there.
making it into the slammer top 35 - adjusted to beating #14 The Enigma @ Champlain on nov 16, 2010, Then beating #10 Iron Maiden at Stonebridge - on May 15, 2012 - UPSET!
WOW - a 93 at metcalfe with Papa Malone and then another at stonebridge - hey XTour - can you explain it? I CANT!
90 at Malone - Aug 11 2011, with three of my most often opponents - BearCat, Sutty. & Wilford
an EAGLE! with a few good men as playing partners ... Wee Willie, Mapper and Pommie
88 - @ eQuinelle - hey Old Spice what are you talking about? Clang - you and XTour are the only Slammers to witness two of these highlights, Together, you two have played only TWICE and I am undef...
Ottawa Sun Scramble - first ever event ... partner Gator and I made the cut. Year two - moved up a class and missed it by one stroke. {qualified for the D as well and enjoyed my round with BIlliards}
ended 2012 as top ranked D classer at end of the year. Papa Malone - what happened?
I lost the 2013 TC final to Legal Eagle at Predator. Hopefully it is my second last chance at winning before moving onto C.
Won the D class, of the 2013 Club EG championships.
A few new courses already played in 2014. Black Bear Ridge, Rivermead, GlenMar, SummerHeights.
How come the rule book has no situations with regards to snow?
Another EAGLE - Mon. Sept. 7, 2015 at Summerheights. 18th tee - AS with Kricket, JazzWoody & Bubba. Tee shot across the street to hole ten. 7 wood from 170 yds over 2 rows of trees.
Hawkesbury - a MUST - first timer on Sept. 14, 2015
Slammies 2015 ...Preston Cup - Most Stylin Slammer AND the Casselview cup... I felt like McGoop with all that hardware
June 26, after 651 events as a D ... It happened! after setting a record for the most events in one Division, Grumpy plays his first ever event as a C in the afternoon of this double header.
Nov 4, 2016. The first Slammer to hit a milestone with 5 digits in it. 10,000th lost bone!
Playa Paraiso - Mexico. great course, greatest club EG trip.
The Commish Cup
Commish Cup Home
Grumpy's Head-To-Head
Grumpy's Upcoming Events
Dragonfly Sat Apr 28 @ 12:30 pm Upcoming Event
Mountain Creek Sun Apr 29 @ 1:00 pm Upcoming Event
Canadian Sat May 12 @ 1:00 pm Upcoming Event
Complete schedule of events...
Grumpy's 2018 Stats - Detailed Stats
Events Played 2
Birds 0
Birdie Avg 0
Eagles 0
Skins 1
Skin Bones $-6
Dogs 1
Dog Bones $3
Scoring Median 102
Win % 50%
Wins 3
Losses 3
Draws 0
Points 6
Total Bones $-3
Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats
Grumpy's Career Stats
Seasons 10
Events Played 774
Birds 83
Birdie Avg 0.11
Eagles 2
Skins 60
Skin Bones $-3071
Dogs 99
Dog Bones $-1984
Scoring Median 105
Win % 22%
Wins 449
Losses 1619
Draws 137
Points 1035
Total Bones $-10905
All Stats
Grumpy's Past events
Metcalfe Tue Apr 24, 2018 Upcoming Event
Cedarhill Sun Apr 22, 2018 Upcoming Event
Prescott Sun Nov 12, 2017 Upcoming Event
Canadian Thu Nov 9, 2017 Upcoming Event
Wyncote (Philadelphia) Sat Nov 4, 2017 Upcoming Event
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