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Notables

  • HM to Burnsy, maybe upset that he is not one of the three stars, but definitely pleased about taking home 125 bones. He added 15 more with his 3-0 record. He gets referred to Martin Bregman on the right {3rd star}.
  • Staying with bone collector for a moment - I guess that Princess will be Angelina. She earns 44 bones {highest of the slammettes today} for her birdie/skin on 16. Congrats on your second skin which is worth only 11 times your first one.
  • HM - Ticklar wins his TC Senior match vs Crenshaw {repeat of last year semi} to advance to the final against ParBreaker {a repeat of last year's final}.Hey Crenshaw - you know it was that bogey on 18 that did it.
  • pointZero goes ankle deep in the mud trying to retrieve his ball.
  • I don't usually record things like who got dogs and skins - because it is written over there on the right. However today, I would like to make a little correction. The skins show as $45 each {45 slammers in the game} but there were only 44. Unfortunately the system shows the OC as playing - you all know that I didnt and therefore the skins are 44 bones each.
  • Let me take this time to thank FitforeGolf and TANco for their sponsorship of these events for the season and remember that if you have potential partners, we are ready to meet with them. Please patronize them!

Quotables

  • "I should putt with my eyes closed." "You mean, you WEREN'T?"
  • "The way that IM is playing, I am just going to start giving her post dated cheques."
  • "I hit a perfect shot to the teebox left of the 15th green."
  • "What is wrong with Grumpy?" "I think that his hemorrhoids are acting up." "Not hemorrhoids, it is a hernia."
  • "We don't have any quotable. Charlie never stopped talking long enough for the rest of us to say anything."
  • "Why am I carrying my putter? I have to sink this pitch shot for a 9."
  • "Mother, you putt like MY mother."
  • "I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I'll be sober tomorrow."
  • "Good weight!"
  • "That's coming from a guy wearing his jammies."
  • "One of those three putts was a four putt. Do I have to pay extra?"
  • "Grumpy has lost weight. Is it intentional or do I have to get the black dress out?" "OH GOOD! at least now I know somebody will be at my funeral." "She didn't say that she was going, she is just getting it out to go dancing."
 Event: Lombard Glen
Sat Sep 17, 2011
Summary
Pat & Jean couldn't have been better hosts - AGAIN! I saw many Slammers having the sausage - one of the best snacks at the turn on the tour. Only two of the Lombard eighteen would not give a birdie today. Of the 62 matches today, 32 of them will be decided on the 17th hole or later {including three ties}. Little Ticklar returned, and I wonder were you out of TP. KC - thru Bulldog - will provide more.

Stars
Clang
The Audubon Society is happy because Clang had a day without a bird or eagle, however he also only had 4 holes with a bogey {doubled #1 for a bad start}, en route to his upsets over springlakes & Blue. Add a 15th hole victory over the PizzaMan, has Clang walk away with first star honours, having beat three guys that all have a better scoring average. Hey trolley, congrats on your lowest ever 18 holes on tour.
Shades
He put on his SHADES today, to go to CUBA, where it was SUNNY for GOOSE hunting. What a successful trip it was! A perfect 3-0 record earned him not only the six points, 15 bones, and bragging rights in his group. He also jumped from 41st to 19th on the Slammer ladder, and is within two strokes of the lead after the first round of the "B" club championships.
Pepilepu
Although the skunk thought that he stunk today with three sevens, let it be known that he sprayed the whole field by grabbing two doggies. His last doggy was on the first day of summer, and he waited for his last summer round to get these. At 37 bones per, the 74 total make Pepilepu the second biggest collector today. Bone Collector! Look to the left and see that for this 1999 thriller, Burnsy may have been Martin Bregman, but Pepilepu is Denzel Washington. Now who will be Angelina Jolie
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 46
  • Scoring Average: 89
  • Birdie Average: 0.93
  • Course Rating: 7.5
  • Best aspects of course: greens
Kids
  • The Kids earned $42
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $39
  • EG Member: $32
  • EG Unl. Member: $27

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Mother [C33] BearCat [B22] 16 Little Ticklar [D37] KidsClub [C4] 10
Smitty [A15] KaDaver [A9] 16 Tsunami (r) [D9] IronMaiden [B16] 11
Sunny [B5] Cuba [A16] 17 Little Ticklar [D37] Mother [C33] 11
Billiards [C39] Charlie (r) [C15] 17 Number 7 [B39] Ripzone [B7] 12
ZenGirl [C34] Bookie [C13] 18 ZenGirl [C34] IronMaiden [B16] 12
Ticklar [A4] Crenshaw [A3] 18 Princess (r) [D94] Pepilepu [B15] 12
Eeyore [B35] SunnyBoy [B17] 18 Garbo [B58] Burnsy [O3] 12
Shades [A20] Cuba [A16] 18 FlameWorker [C7] Pepilepu [B15] 13
Little Ticklar [D37] BearCat [B22] 13
KaDaver [A9] Burnsy [O3] 13
Mother [C33] KidsClub [C4] 14
Tsunami (r) [D9] ZenGirl [C34] 14
Garbo [B58] Smitty [A15] 14
Blue [A13] Clang [A12] 14
Princess (r) [D94] FrenchHooligan (r) [C2] 14
Stevie Ray [C6] Ripzone [B7] 15
Number 7 [B39] Stevie Ray [C6] 15
BearCat [B22] KidsClub [C4] 15
Smitty [A15] Burnsy [O3] 15
TinMan (r) [C53] Juice [A21] 15
Bookie [C13] IronMaiden [B16] 15
PizzaMan [A19] Clang [A12] 15
Princess (r) [D94] FlameWorker [C7] 15
pointZero [A6] Ticklar [A4] 16
Tsunami (r) [D9] Bookie [C13] 16
Woodsy (r) [A33] Chef [O1] 16
PingMan [B46] SunnyBoy [B17] 16
Billiards [C39] Sutty [C31] 16
springlakes (r) [A14] Clang [A12] 16
FrenchHooligan (r) [C2] Pepilepu [B15] 16
Ozone (r) [A5] Ticklar [A4] 17
Ozone (r) [A5] Crenshaw [A3] 17
Old Spice (r) [A10] Chef [O1] 17
Big Guy [D2] Sutty [C31] 17
Garbo [B58] KaDaver [A9] 17
David Guth [B20] Shades [A20] 17
Big Guy [D2] Billiards [C39] 17
PingMan [B46] Stymie [B6] 17
Big Guy [D2] Charlie (r) [C15] 17
Woodsy (r) [A33] Old Spice (r) [A10] 17
PingMan [B46] Eeyore [B35] 18
David Guth [B20] Sunny [B5] 18
Sunny [B5] Shades [A20] 18
pointZero [A6] Crenshaw [A3] 18
Danger (r) [A34] Juice [A21] 18
David Guth [B20] Cuba [A16] 18
springlakes (r) [A14] Blue [A13] 18
PizzaMan [A19] Blue [A13] 18
Eeyore [B35] Stymie [B6] 18
pointZero [A6] Ozone (r) [A5] 18
Sutty [C31] Charlie (r) [C15] 18
TinMan (r) [C53] Danger (r) [A34] 18
PizzaMan [A19] springlakes (r) [A14] 18
FlameWorker [C7] FrenchHooligan (r) [C2] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Pepilepu 80 2 0 2 76 0 0 3-0-0 6
Burnsy 74 3 0 1 38 2 90 3-0-0 6
IronMaiden 80 2 0 1 38 0 0 3-0-0 6
Clang 75 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ticklar 77 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Shades 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
KidsClub 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Sutty 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Smitty 79 1 0 1 38 0 0 2-1-0 4
Chef 76 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Blue 79 3 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Ripzone 79 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Sunny 79 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Crenshaw 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Stymie 83 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Eeyore 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Juice 89 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Mother 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
FrenchHooligan (r) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
ZenGirl 94 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Billiards 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Charlie (r) 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Old Spice (r) 77 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Ozone (r) 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
KaDaver 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Stevie Ray 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
SunnyBoy 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Bookie 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
FlameWorker 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Danger (r) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
BearCat 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
David Guth 85 2 0 1 38 0 0 0-2-1 1
springlakes (r) 81 2 0 0 0 1 45 0-2-1 1
Cuba 85 3 0 0 0 1 45 0-2-1 1
PizzaMan 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Princess (r) 102 1 0 0 0 1 45 0-3-0 0
Woodsy (r) 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
pointZero 86 2 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
PingMan 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Garbo 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Number 7 96 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Big Guy 101 2 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
TinMan (r) 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Tsunami (r) 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Reverend 117 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-0 0
Little Ticklar 120 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 4 3 4 5 3 3 4 35 4 3 4 5 4 5 3 3 4 35 70
Burnsy 5 5 4 3 4 6 4 2 4 37 5 2 4 4 6 5 4 3 4 37 74 2
springlakes (r) 7 3 5 4 4 5 3 3 3 37 7 3 5 6 5 6 3 4 5 44 81 1
Cuba 4 4 9 3 6 5 4 3 5 43 5 4 4 4 3 8 5 5 4 42 85 1
Princess (r) 7 5 4 6 6 6 6 5 6 51 6 3 5 8 7 8 2 6 6 51 102 1
Clang 7 4 4 3 4 6 3 3 4 38 4 4 4 5 4 5 3 3 5 37 75 0
Chef 4 5 4 3 5 4 3 4 4 36 5 3 4 5 5 6 3 4 5 40 76 0
Ticklar 6 4 4 3 4 6 3 5 4 39 4 4 4 5 4 5 3 5 4 38 77 0
Old Spice (r) 5 4 4 3 4 6 3 4 4 37 5 4 4 6 4 6 4 4 3 40 77 0
Ripzone 7 4 4 4 5 4 3 3 4 38 5 4 3 5 6 6 4 3 5 41 79 0
Blue 6 5 3 4 4 6 3 4 6 41 5 5 4 5 5 6 3 2 3 38 79 0
Smitty 5 6 6 3 3 6 3 4 4 40 6 3 5 6 4 5 3 3 4 39 79 0
Sunny 6 5 4 4 4 7 3 3 5 41 5 3 3 4 4 7 4 4 4 38 79 0
Woodsy (r) 5 5 3 3 5 7 3 3 4 38 5 3 4 6 5 7 4 4 4 42 80 0
Ozone (r) 5 4 3 3 5 5 4 3 4 36 5 4 4 5 6 6 5 5 4 44 80 0
IronMaiden 5 4 3 4 6 6 2 3 6 39 5 3 5 7 4 5 3 4 5 41 80 0
Pepilepu 6 3 4 4 5 5 3 3 4 37 7 3 4 7 5 7 4 2 4 43 80 0
Crenshaw 5 7 4 2 5 6 3 4 4 40 5 3 4 5 5 6 4 4 5 41 81 0
Shades 6 4 6 4 3 6 4 4 4 41 4 3 5 6 5 6 4 3 4 40 81 0
Eeyore 6 5 3 3 6 7 3 6 4 43 6 3 4 5 5 6 4 3 4 40 83 0
Stymie 5 5 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 37 4 3 8 5 5 9 6 3 3 46 83 0
KaDaver 7 4 3 4 4 7 4 3 6 42 5 3 5 5 5 5 5 3 5 41 83 0
PizzaMan 5 4 4 4 4 8 3 4 5 41 6 3 4 5 4 7 6 5 3 43 84 0
Stevie Ray 6 5 5 3 6 6 2 4 5 42 6 3 4 6 4 6 4 4 5 42 84 0
David Guth 4 6 8 3 4 6 3 5 5 44 5 3 5 4 6 5 3 6 4 41 85 0
pointZero 6 4 7 5 4 4 3 3 6 42 5 3 3 7 7 7 4 3 5 44 86 0
SunnyBoy 6 5 4 5 5 7 3 3 4 42 6 4 6 5 4 6 3 6 5 45 87 0
Juice 6 4 4 3 3 7 5 5 4 41 5 3 6 7 6 8 4 5 4 48 89 0
Garbo 6 4 6 4 5 6 4 5 5 45 6 3 5 5 6 6 4 4 5 44 89 0
KidsClub 5 6 5 3 7 7 3 4 5 45 5 4 5 6 4 8 5 3 4 44 89 0
PingMan 7 4 5 3 6 6 5 4 4 44 5 5 5 5 4 9 4 3 5 45 89 0
FrenchHooligan (r) 8 4 4 4 5 9 4 5 5 48 6 4 4 6 4 6 6 4 4 44 92 0
Mother 7 5 4 4 4 7 4 5 4 44 7 6 6 7 5 6 4 3 4 48 92 0
ZenGirl 6 5 5 5 4 8 3 3 5 44 7 4 7 6 6 8 4 5 3 50 94 0
FlameWorker 7 5 4 4 5 8 3 4 5 45 6 4 6 7 6 8 4 4 6 51 96 0
Bookie 5 6 6 4 5 6 4 6 5 47 5 3 5 7 5 8 6 6 4 49 96 0
Danger (r) 5 4 4 3 6 9 5 4 6 46 5 4 6 6 5 9 5 4 6 50 96 0
Sutty 7 4 7 5 5 6 3 5 4 46 6 3 6 7 6 8 4 5 5 50 96 0
Number 7 7 5 5 3 5 6 4 4 5 44 9 5 6 4 5 7 8 4 4 52 96 0
Charlie (r) 5 7 4 4 5 7 6 3 5 46 6 4 6 6 5 9 8 5 4 53 99 0
Billiards 5 5 6 3 5 7 5 6 5 47 4 7 5 9 6 9 4 4 5 53 100 0
Big Guy 7 7 9 2 6 7 7 4 5 54 5 5 6 6 5 6 5 6 3 47 101 0
BearCat 7 6 5 6 4 6 3 6 7 50 6 3 6 6 6 9 6 5 7 54 104 0
TinMan (r) 6 8 5 4 8 8 4 4 5 52 7 3 5 5 7 8 5 6 8 54 106 0
Tsunami (r) 8 5 8 5 8 6 3 5 5 53 8 6 5 7 7 7 6 5 6 57 110 0
Little Ticklar 8 7 8 5 7 8 4 5 6 58 8 7 6 8 7 9 7 4 6 62 120 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 2U 1U 1U AS 1U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 4U 4U - - -
5 5 4 3 4 6 4 2 4 5 2 4 4 6 5 - - -
5 6 6 3 3 6 3 4 4 6 3 5 6 4 5 - - -
AS AS - - -
RESULT: Burnsy wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:
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