The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Thanks to Juice for presenting the Quicksnap Doggie Report. Dogs went to DeeJay on hole 3 (12 feet) and hole 7 (24 feet), Irons on hole 14 (16 feet) and Duke on hole 16 (13 feet). Each dog was worth 27 bones.
Thanks to Irons for presenting the Real Fans Skins Report. Skins went to Dracula on the 5th hole, J Money on the 10th hole and Shorts on the 16th hole. Each Skin was worth 35 bones
Almost half the field had a tie. (10 of 22 players) indicating there were some great matches right down to the wire today
Welcome to Brooster who played her first slammer event and shot a tidy 88 with a bird

Quotables

Birdie Num Num!!!
"Did you guys see who is sponsoring hole 12?"...."I think i've heard of them. Have you?"......"Well my jacket, shirt, hat, driver, ball marker and golf bag all say it."......."Hey, look. It's on Facebook."
"I had to give him a five."..."Is it April first again?"...."Even worse. I beat #15 and still lost to Grumpy."
There is definitely a correlation between my score and the number of times I say "Wanker".
Oh hit it harder you panty-waisted half man.
We saw Mulder's softer side with the hot pink group sheets.
After watching a bad drive. "Weren't we dormee?"..."We still are, you haven't hit yet."

Sat Apr 16, 2016

Summary
Mountain Creek is always a great host to the Slammer Tour. Jonathan made a great chef, bartender and waiter today giving us the personal service this club house is known for and his son Greg keeps you smiling with fun cheap shots that rival even the most taunting of Slammers. The weather was spectacular. It was sunny the whole day and temperatures got up to about 18 or 20 degrees Celsius. The course was playing a bit long without the usual fairway rolls but the greens were in very good shape for April and were rolling nicely. Of note, Mountain Creek has some great deals for people who sign up on their website. Today's special was 2 burgers and a pitcher of amber gold liquid for $20 plus tax. Something nice to share with a friend. Congratulations to our three stars, DeeJay, Shorts and Dracula. Well played gentlemen.

Stars
	DeeJay
	DeeJay spun some gold records taking home 1st star with a great round of 79. He was undefeated at 3-0-0, shot 5 below his median, and pocketed a cool 54 bones for his two dogs.
	Shorts
	2nd star goes to Shorts who definitely did not come up short. He was also undefeated at 2-0-0, shot a cool five below his median, had one bird and one skin which was good for 35 bones.
	Dracula
	Dracula vamped his way to an undefeated 2-0-1 record today. He shot a 79 which is 7 strokes better than his scoring median and he also had a birdie which was good for a skin and 35 bones. Bloody good round!!

Onsite Coordinator

Mulder

Stats

Attendance: 22
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.18
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Greens were rolling true today.

Kids

The Kids earned $27

Event Fees

ST Member: $40
EG Member: $33
EG Unl. Member: $28

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
DeeJay [B10]	Juice [A1]	14	Big Guy [D1]	Akeem [B181]	12
Doog [A42]	Blue [A3]	14	Mulder [C12]	KidsClub [C7]	13
Dracula [A13]	Blue [A3]	14	Sutty [C43]	Akeem [B181]	13
Shorts [B54]	Duke [A40]	16	Grumpy [D3]	Akeem [B181]	13
Irons [A9]	Juice [A1]	17	Birdman [B124]	Shorts [B54]	14
J-Money [B19]	Blue [A3]	18	Mulder [C12]	PingMan [B206]	14
			Tesla [B16]	DeeJay [B10]	15
			Pommie [C42]	PingMan [B206]	15
			Birdman [B124]	Duke [A40]	15
			Pommie [C42]	KidsClub [C7]	16
			Irons [A9]	DeeJay [B10]	17
			Big Guy [D1]	Sutty [C43]	17
			J-Money [B19]	Doog [A42]	17
			PingMan [B206]	KidsClub [C7]	18
			Tesla [B16]	Juice [A1]	18
			Sutty [C43]	Grumpy [D3]	18
			Grumpy [D3]	Big Guy [D1]	18
			J-Money [B19]	Dracula [A13]	18
			Doog [A42]	Dracula [A13]	18
			Tesla [B16]	Irons [A9]	18
			BRooster (r) [Unr]	Harley [B58]	18
			Pommie [C42]	Mulder [C12]	18
			BRooster (r) [Unr]	TDog [C5]	18
			Harley [B58]	TDog [C5]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
DeeJay	79	0	0	2	54	0	0	3-0-0	6
Akeem	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Dracula	79	1	0	0	0	1	35	2-0-1	5
KidsClub	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
PingMan	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Irons	85	0	0	1	27	0	0	2-1-0	4
Shorts	84	1	0	0	0	1	35	2-0-0	4
Doog	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
J-Money	83	1	0	0	0	1	35	1-1-1	3
TDog	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
Harley	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
Duke	89	0	0	1	27	0	0	1-1-0	2
Big Guy	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sutty	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Juice	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Tesla	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Pommie	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Mulder	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Blue	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
BRooster (r)	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Birdman	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	3	5	4	4	3	4	5	35	4	4	4	4	3	4	3	4	4	34	69
Dracula	4	4	4	6	3	4	3	5	5	38	5	4	6	4	3	5	4	5	5	41	79	1
J-Money	6	4	4	5	6	4	5	4	7	45	3	6	4	4	4	5	3	5	4	38	83	1
Shorts	5	4	3	6	5	6	4	5	5	43	5	5	5	6	3	5	2	5	5	41	84	1
DeeJay	4	4	3	5	4	5	3	5	7	40	4	4	5	5	4	4	5	4	4	39	79	0
Doog	5	4	4	7	4	6	3	4	6	43	4	4	4	5	3	5	3	4	6	38	81	0
Irons	6	5	5	5	6	4	3	5	5	44	4	6	5	5	3	4	4	5	5	41	85	0
Juice	5	4	6	6	5	5	4	5	6	46	4	5	5	5	4	4	4	5	4	40	86	0
Blue	5	5	3	7	5	6	4	4	5	44	5	5	5	5	4	5	4	4	5	42	86	0
Tesla	5	6	4	6	6	6	4	4	5	46	4	5	5	4	3	5	3	6	6	41	87	0
TDog	5	5	3	7	6	4	3	6	7	46	4	5	6	6	4	5	3	5	5	43	89	0
Duke	5	6	4	7	5	5	3	6	5	46	4	4	7	7	3	5	3	5	5	43	89	0
KidsClub	4	4	3	8	5	6	4	5	7	46	5	6	5	5	4	6	3	5	5	44	90	0
Harley	5	7	3	5	5	5	3	8	7	48	4	7	4	6	4	4	4	5	4	42	90	0
PingMan	5	5	5	7	5	4	3	5	6	45	5	4	5	6	5	5	4	4	8	46	91	0
Akeem	5	5	3	5	5	4	5	6	7	45	4	6	5	6	5	4	6	4	7	47	92	0
Birdman	4	6	4	8	6	4	5	6	6	49	5	5	7	5	4	7	5	4	5	47	96	0
Pommie	8	7	3	6	6	8	4	7	5	54	7	6	6	5	3	5	5	5	5	47	101	0
Big Guy	6	6	4	5	6	6	4	6	8	51	5	8	6	7	4	5	5	6	5	51	102	0
Mulder	7	6	4	5	7	8	5	5	8	55	5	5	6	5	5	7	4	6	5	48	103	0
Grumpy	5	7	5	8	5	7	5	7	7	56	4	4	6	8	4	6	4	4	7	47	103	0
Sutty	7	5	3	8	6	6	4	5	8	52	4	7	6	7	6	7	4	5	7	53	105	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0			3
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	6U	5U	5U	6U	6U	5U	4U	5U	-	-	-
	4	4	3	5	4	5	3	5	7	4	4	5	5	4	4	-	-	-
	5	6	4	6	6	6	4	4	5	4	5	5	4	3	5	-	-	-
																-	-	-
RESULT: DeeJay wins 5 and 3 Start match at hole:

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