Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Shorts's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Shorts's Personal Profile Alias Paul Van Berkel Slammer Email shortsslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region Central Occupation Retired Rookie Year 2012 Likes roller, ice and ball hockey, golf, Canadiens Dislikes cold weather Hobbies home renovations Shorts's Golf Bio Division B Teeblock Assignment T5 Driving Distance (Yards) 230 Rounds Per Year 40 Competition Preference More intense the better Your 150 Yard club? 7-Iron Strength please Weakness no thanks Favourite Local Course Meadows, eQuinelle Top accomplishments #1 proud grandfather of 3 The Commish Cup Commish Cup Inski Yes Shorts's Head-To-Head 3 Putt Ace Action Jackson Adam Gooderham Albatross Ali G AngryBird Animal Aqua Auldphart BAM BBall BackFlash Bagger Bailey Baloo Bama Banzai Batista BearCat BeeCee Big Tee BigBennieA (r) BigGuy Billiards Birdman Birdstheword Bling Blue Bones Bookie Boomer Brewcee Bubba BullDog Burnsy Carver Chadderbox Charlie Chef Chevy Chipmein Chuckie Clang Cobra ComeBackKid Cracker Crenshaw Cuba DJD DaGoaler Dannat DaveyJ Dazed DeeWayne DerekD Devo Doany (r) Dr. Pepper Dracula Duke Dutch Dyke Eeyore EmilV FingZ Flagondry Flyer Fodder Footie FrankoFun Fre-Teach FrenchHooligan Gadget Garbo Gardie Gaspeboy Gator Gazzif Giggity GoTee GolfGeek GoofBall Green Arrow GreenReader Gru Grumpy Gutsy Guyzer HELFM Habib Hacker Hags Happy Hooker Harley HawkEye Hexy HighFive Hodgy Hollywood HullAss Hype Inch Intruder Iron Giant IronMaiden Irons J Money JackFlash Jewel Jovo Juice KMac KaDaver Katniss KidMoe KidsClub Knacker Koala Laffer LannyK Lightning London Pride (r) LongIron Lucky Macdahustla Madz MarkEpon McDon McGoop Meeetch MeekaGolf Moz Mr. Lyrics Mulder Nibbs NoCents Number 7 Old Spice Orange Crush Ozone Ozzie P-Bomb Panda Paolo Papa Malone Penzie Pepilepu Philll PinShark Pipeline PizzaMan Pommie Popeye ProZee Pukey J Razz Reider Rio RockJim Rocky Rocky Roy RonBow Rosco Rulz SandMan (r) Sardine Screamer Shades Shark ShelGame ShortStack Sir Andre Skeeter SlapShot Small Pak SmallFry Smiley Smitty Spooner Spud Steel Crazy Stevie Ray Stochello Stumpy Stymie SunShine Sunny SunnyBoy Sutty Swanny T-Bone T-bird TJ TNT TadPole Tank Tardis Taz Tesla The Bomb The Enigma The Game Ticklar Tigresse ToothFairy Toro Try4Par Turtle TwinDad Uncle Chuck WoodPeker (r) Woodsy X-Man XTour YipMeister YoungGun chill iTee pointZero springlakes Select Opponent Shorts's Upcoming Events Shorts is not registered in any events Complete schedule of events... Shorts's 2023 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 4 Birds 1 Birdie Avg 0.25 Eagles 0 Skins 3 Skin Bones $4 Dogs 0 Dog Bones $-20 Scoring Median 87 Win % 80% Wins 8 Losses 2 Draws 1 Points 17 Total Bones $14 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Shorts's Career Stats Seasons 12 Events Played 259 Birds 156 Birdie Avg 0.6 Eagles 1 Skins 116 Skin Bones $146 Dogs 65 Dog Bones $-190 Scoring Median 89 Win % 51% Wins 359 Losses 341 Draws 53 Points 771 Total Bones $46 All Stats Shorts's Past events Champlain Mon Nov 7, 2022 Metcalfe Fri Nov 4, 2022 eQuinelle Sun Oct 30, 2022 Pine View Tue Oct 25, 2022 Casselview Sun Oct 16, 2022 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap