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Slammer Tour Member Auldphart's Profile
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Auldphart's Personal Profile
Eden Windish
Slammer Email
Membership Status
Courier for Health Canada, should be retired soon
Rookie Year
Tough crosswords, women who are smarter than I am (helps with the crosswords), animals, nature, Oklahoma Sooners football, quiet evenings at home with someone special
Bullies, tailgaters, 5-putts (it's happened!), bureaucratic red tape/waste/excess/inefficiencies,
Trivia, board games, travel, poker, table tennis, camping, NY Times Sunday crosswords, composing trivia questions, collecting & fine-tuning quality jokes
Personal Commentary
Try to follow Teddy Roosevelt's philosophy re dealing with adversity: "Do the best you can, with what you have, where you are."
Auldphart's Golf Bio
Teeblock Assignment
Driving Distance (Yards)
Rounds Per Year
Your 150 Yard club?
Waking up in the morning and still being able to stomach what's peering back at me from the mirror
Having the mirror break in the morning
Being able to laugh at myself when I do something not-too-smart
Having to laugh at myself too often
Favourite Local Course
Equinelle, Casselview, Mountain Creek (great management!)
Favourite Shot
1. Myers' dark Jamaican rum - 2. 8-iron chip shot
Favourite Club
Moon Wood (hybrid, 25 degrees, about 150 yds on a good day).
Hole in One
On my bucket list - hopefully it'll come in the next 50 years.........
The Commish Cup
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Auldphart's Head-To-Head
Auldphart's Upcoming Events
Auldphart is not registered in any events
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Auldphart's 2024 Stats - Detailed Stats
Events Played 9
Birds 4
Birdie Avg 0.44
Eagles 0
Skins 1
Skin Bones $-15
Dogs 1
Dog Bones $-5
Scoring Median 97
Win % 21%
Wins 5
Losses 19
Draws 3
Points 13
Total Bones $-90
Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats
Auldphart's Career Stats
Seasons 8
Events Played 312
Birds 70
Birdie Avg 0.22
Eagles 0
Skins 53
Skin Bones $-796
Dogs 66
Dog Bones $-203
Scoring Median 96
Win % 43%
Wins 339
Losses 457
Draws 73
Points 751
Total Bones $-1589
All Stats
Auldphart's Past events
Stittsville Sat Apr 20, 2024 Upcoming Event
Iberostar Bavaro Wed Feb 14, 2024 Upcoming Event
Iberostar Bavaro Mon Feb 12, 2024 Upcoming Event
Varadero (Cuba) Wed Jan 24, 2024 Upcoming Event
Varadero (Cuba) Tue Jan 23, 2024 Upcoming Event
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