Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Grasshopper's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Grasshopper's Personal Profile Alias Louis Renaud Slammer Email grasshopperslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region South Occupation RETIRED Director of nonprofit for persons with Developmental Disabilities Rookie Year 2009 Likes Jazz and Guinness Dislikes lipouts, cheats and yappy dogs Hobbies X-country skiing, bridge and crosswords Personal Commentary Moderation is for monks - live for today Grasshopper's Golf Bio Division C Teeblock Assignment T5 Driving Distance (Yards) 225 Rounds Per Year 35 Your 150 Yard club? 8-Iron Highlights eagles from the fairway Lowlights ran out of balls on 14th hole on vacation Strength drives in the fairway Weakness chipping Favourite Local Course Smugglers Glen, Brockville, Montebello and Loch March Favourite Shot draw off the tee on dogleg Favourite Club M2 driver Hole in One not yet Top accomplishments #1 won Quest for the Gator 2010 in Myrtle Beach The Commish Cup Commish Cup Home slammertour-commishcup.shtml Grasshopper's Head-To-Head 3wd Aggy Ali G AngryBird Army Bailey Beads (r) Bed BigGuy BigTee Billiards Biscuit Oshumka Blade (r) Blue Bogie Bookie Boomer Bordy (r) Bubba Bull Buster T CaptainHook CaveMan Chadderbox Charlie Charlie Ono CheckPoint Chipmein Chubs Chuckie Corporal Cracker Cuba Danger DeeWayne Dr. Pepper Dude (r) Duke Dyke Eeyore F6Noob Fairway Phil Fergie Flyer Fodder Footie Gadget Gardie Gatorette Gironamo GoHabsGo Grumpy Guinness Guyzer HaleStorm Hanson Happy Hollywood Hugh Sutherland (r) IronMaiden IronMan Ironhalfman (r) Irons Jack20 JackFlash Jewel JonJon Jovo Juan Katniss KidsClub Koala Kricket Lieutenant Dan (r) Lightning Lucky Luvlife Mace Malone Marc Edelson (r) MarkEpon MarkMan Marmotte McDon McGoop MillerTime Moose Motown Moz Mr. Lyrics MsDemeanor Mulder NK Bear Nicky NikeMom NoCents One Hour Driver P-Bomb Panda Papa Malone PingMan PizzaMan Pommie Popeye Potter Poutine Princess PuraVida Red Reider Ripzone RobBob Roesy Rufus Rulz Rusty Schwacker Screamer Seeker Shades ShortStack Silver Fox Don SmallFry Smitty SoloWalk (r) SpinMaster Steamer Steel Crazy Stevie Ray SunShine Sutty Switch TNT The Bomb The Enigma Tones Toro TreeWhacker Trickle Tickle (r) TwinDad Vinnie Wilford Will Wins XL Easy YipMeister YoungGun Zoey auldphart chill pointZero Select Opponent Grasshopper's Upcoming Events Cedarhill Fri Oct 29 @ 11:00 am Complete schedule of events... Grasshopper's 2021 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 25 Birds 10 Birdie Avg 0.4 Eagles 0 Skins 7 Skin Bones $-28 Dogs 6 Dog Bones $-15 Scoring Median 95 Win % 52% Wins 32 Losses 30 Draws 7 Points 71 Total Bones $-33 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Grasshopper's Career Stats Seasons 11 Events Played 87 Birds 34 Birdie Avg 0.39 Eagles 0 Skins 23 Skin Bones $-98 Dogs 18 Dog Bones $-98 Scoring Median 97 Win % 33% Wins 68 Losses 138 Draws 21 Points 157 Total Bones $-546 All Stats Grasshopper's Past events Pine View Sun Oct 24, 2021 Irish Hills Fri Oct 22, 2021 Casselview Wed Oct 20, 2021 Cedarhill Mon Oct 18, 2021 eQuinelle Tue Oct 12, 2021 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap