Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Grasshopper's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Grasshopper's Personal Profile Alias Louis Renaud Slammer Email grasshopperslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region South Occupation RETIRED Director of nonprofit for persons with Developmental Disabilities Rookie Year 2009 Likes Jazz and Guinness Dislikes lipouts, cheats and yappy dogs Hobbies X-country skiing, bridge and crosswords Personal Commentary Moderation is for monks - live for today Grasshopper's Golf Bio Division C Teeblock Assignment T5 Driving Distance (Yards) 225 Rounds Per Year 35 Your 150 Yard club? 8-Iron Highlights eagles from the fairway Lowlights ran out of balls on 14th hole on vacation Strength drives in the fairway Weakness chipping Favourite Local Course Smugglers Glen, Brockville, Montebello and Loch March Favourite Shot Ardbegh in scotch or draw off the tee on dogleg in golf Favourite Club M2 driver Hole in One not yet Top accomplishments #1 won Quest for the Gator 2010 in Myrtle Beach The Commish Cup Commish Cup Inski Yes Commish Cup Comment C player on the cusp of B Grasshopper's Head-To-Head 3wd Aggy Ali G AngryBird Apex Army Auldphart Bailey Baloo Beads (r) Bed BeeCee Beijing BernardG BigGuy BigTee Billiards Biscuit Oshumka Blade (r) Blue Bogie Bookie Boomer Bordy (r) Bubba Bull Buster T CaptainHook CaveMan Chadderbox Charlie Charlie Ono CheckPoint Chipmein Chubs Chuckie Corporal Cracker Cuba Danger DeeWayne Dr. Pepper Dude (r) Duke Dyke Eeyore F6Noob Fairway Phil Fergie Flyer Fodder Footie Gadget Gardie Gatorette Gironamo GoHabsGo GreyEyes Grumpy Guinness Gullu Guyzer HaleStorm Hanson Happy HighTee Hollywood Hugh Sutherland (r) IronMaiden IronMan Ironhalfman (r) Irons Jack20 JackFlash Jewel Jimmy J JonJon Jovo Juan Juice Katniss KidMoe KidsClub Koala Kricket Latey Dress Lefty Lieutenant Dan (r) Lightning Lucky Luvlife Mace Malone Marc Edelson (r) MarkEpon MarkMan Marmotte McDon McGoop Mega Miechan MillerTime Mongo Moose Motown Moz Mr. Lyrics MsDemeanor Mulder NK Bear Nicky NikeMom Niv NoCents One Hour Driver P-Bomb Panda Papa Malone Paul Gendreau PingMan PizzaMan Pommie Popeye Potter Poutine Princess PuraVida Razz Red Reider Ripzone RobBob Roesy Rufus Rulz Rusty RyNo Schwacker Screamer Seeker Shades ShortStack Silver Fox Don Sketchy SmallFry Smitty SoloWalk (r) Spike SpinMaster Steamer Steel Crazy Stevie Ray Stew SunShine Sutty Switch TNT The Bomb The Enigma Tones Toro TreeWhacker Trickle Tickle (r) Triple D TwinDad VeKaen Vinnie Watsy Wilford Will Wins XL Easy YipMeister YoungGun Your Worship Zoey chill pointZero Select Opponent Grasshopper's Upcoming Events Champlain Mon Oct 3 @ 9:30 am Prescott Sun Oct 9 @ 12:00 pm Complete schedule of events... Grasshopper's 2022 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 31 Birds 15 Birdie Avg 0.48 Eagles 0 Skins 13 Skin Bones $13 Dogs 15 Dog Bones $94 Scoring Median 94 Win % 60% Wins 49 Losses 33 Draws 5 Points 103 Total Bones $187 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Grasshopper's Career Stats Seasons 12 Events Played 118 Birds 49 Birdie Avg 0.42 Eagles 0 Skins 36 Skin Bones $-85 Dogs 33 Dog Bones $-4 Scoring Median 96 Win % 41% Wins 117 Losses 171 Draws 26 Points 260 Total Bones $-359 All Stats Grasshopper's Past events Champlain Mon Oct 3, 2022 Hautes Plaines Tue Sep 27, 2022 Metcalfe Sat Sep 24, 2022 Stittsville Wed Sep 14, 2022 Brockville Sat Sep 3, 2022 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap