Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Grasshopper's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Grasshopper's Personal Profile Alias Louis Renaud Slammer Email grasshopperslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region South Occupation RETIRED Director of nonprofit for persons with Developmental Disabilities Rookie Year 2009 Likes Jazz and Guinness Dislikes lipouts, cheats and yappy dogs Hobbies X-country skiing, bridge and crosswords Personal Commentary Moderation is for monks - live for today Grasshopper's Golf Bio Division C Teeblock Assignment T5 Driving Distance (Yards) 225 Rounds Per Year 35 Your 150 Yard club? 8-Iron Highlights eagles from the fairway Lowlights ran out of balls on 14th hole on vacation Strength drives in the fairway Weakness chipping Favourite Local Course Smugglers Glen, Brockville, Montebello and Loch March Favourite Shot Ardbegh in scotch or draw off the tee on dogleg in golf Favourite Club M2 driver Hole in One not yet Top accomplishments #1 won Quest for the Gator 2010 in Myrtle Beach The Commish Cup Commish Cup Inski Yes Commish Cup Comment C player on the cusp Grasshopper's Head-To-Head 3wd Aggy Ali G AngryBird Army Bailey Beads (r) Bed BeeCee Beijing BigGuy BigTee Billiards Biscuit Oshumka Blade (r) Blue Bogie Bookie Boomer Bordy (r) Bubba Bull Buster T CaptainHook CaveMan Chadderbox Charlie Charlie Ono CheckPoint Chipmein Chubs Chuckie Corporal Cracker Cuba Danger DeeWayne Dr. Pepper Dude (r) Duke Dyke Eeyore F6Noob Fairway Phil Fergie Flyer Fodder Footie Gadget Gardie Gatorette Gironamo GoHabsGo GreyEyes Grumpy Guinness Guyzer HaleStorm Hanson Happy HighTee Hollywood Hugh Sutherland (r) IronMaiden IronMan Ironhalfman (r) Irons Jack20 JackFlash Jewel JonJon Jovo Juan Katniss KidsClub Koala Kricket Latey Dress Lieutenant Dan (r) Lightning Lucky Luvlife Mace Malone Marc Edelson (r) MarkEpon MarkMan Marmotte McDon McGoop Miechan MillerTime Moose Motown Moz Mr. Lyrics MsDemeanor Mulder NK Bear Nicky NikeMom NoCents One Hour Driver P-Bomb Panda Papa Malone PingMan PizzaMan Pommie Popeye Potter Poutine Princess PuraVida Red Reider Ripzone RobBob Roesy Rufus Rulz Rusty Schwacker Screamer Seeker Shades ShortStack Silver Fox Don Sketchy SmallFry Smitty SoloWalk (r) Spike SpinMaster Steamer Steel Crazy Stevie Ray Stew SunShine Sutty Switch TNT The Bomb The Enigma Tones Toro TreeWhacker Trickle Tickle (r) TwinDad Vinnie Watsy Wilford Will Wins XL Easy YipMeister YoungGun Your Worship Zoey auldphart chill pointZero Select Opponent Grasshopper's Upcoming Events Eagle Creek Mon May 30 @ 3:00 pm Pine View Thu Jun 2 @ 1:00 pm Montebello Fri Jun 3 @ 11:00 am Complete schedule of events... Grasshopper's 2022 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 14 Birds 10 Birdie Avg 0.71 Eagles 0 Skins 7 Skin Bones $1 Dogs 10 Dog Bones $110 Scoring Median 92 Win % 70% Wins 26 Losses 11 Draws 4 Points 56 Total Bones $186 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Grasshopper's Career Stats Seasons 12 Events Played 101 Birds 44 Birdie Avg 0.44 Eagles 0 Skins 30 Skin Bones $-97 Dogs 28 Dog Bones $12 Scoring Median 97 Win % 39% Wins 94 Losses 149 Draws 25 Points 213 Total Bones $-360 All Stats Grasshopper's Past events Cedarhill Fri Apr 29, 2022 Pine View Thu Apr 28, 2022 Troon North @ GOM Sun Feb 13, 2022 Varadero (Cuba) Wed Jan 26, 2022 Varadero (Cuba) Tue Jan 25, 2022 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap