Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Grasshopper's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Grasshopper's Personal Profile Alias Louis Renaud Slammer Email grasshopperslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region South Occupation RETIRED Director of nonprofit for persons with Developmental Disabilities Rookie Year 2009 Likes Jazz and Guinness Dislikes lipouts, cheats and yappy dogs Hobbies X-country skiing, bridge and crosswords Personal Commentary Moderation is for monks - live for today Grasshopper's Golf Bio Division C Teeblock Assignment T4 Driving Distance (Yards) 210 Rounds Per Year 35 Your 150 Yard club? 8-Iron Highlights eagles from the fairway Lowlights ran out of balls on 14th hole on vacation Strength drives in the fairway Weakness chipping Favourite Local Course Smugglers Glen, Brockville, Montebello and Loch March Favourite Shot Ardbegh in scotch or draw off the tee on dogleg in golf Favourite Club driver Hole in One not yet Top accomplishments #1 won Quest for the Gator 2010 in Myrtle Beach The Commish Cup Commish Cup Inski Yes Grasshopper's Head-To-Head 3wd Aggy Ali G AngryBird Apex Army Auldphart Bailey Baloo Banker Beads BearCat Bed BeeCee BernardG Big Guy Big Kitty Big Tee Billiards Biscuit Oshumka Bishop Blade Blue Bogie Bookie Boomer Bordy S Bubba Bull Buster T CaptainHook Carrot Top CaveMan Chadderbox Char Charlie Charlie Ono CheckPoint Chipmein Chubs Chuckie Cobra Corporal Cracker Cuba Danger DeeWayne Dr. Pepper Dude (r) Duke Dundee Dyke Eeyore F6Noob Fairway Phil Fergie Flyer Fodder Footie Fre-Teach GPS Gadget Gardie Gator Gatorette Gironamo GoHabsGo GreyEyes Grumpy Guinness Gullu Guyzer HaleStorm Hanson Happy HighTee Hollywood Hugh Sutherland (r) IronMaiden IronManX Ironhalfman (r) Irons Jack20 JackFlash Jewel Jimmy J JonJon Jovo Juan Juice Katniss KidMoe KidsClub Koala Kricket Latey Dress Lefty Lieutenant Dan (r) Lightning Lucky Luvlife Mace Malone Marc Edelson (r) MarkEpon MarkMan Marmotte McDon McGoop Mega Miechan MillerTime Mongo Moose Mother Motown Moz Mr. Lyrics MsDemeanor Mulder NK Bear Nicky NikeMom Niv NoCents One Hour Driver P-Bomb Panda Papa Malone PapaBear Paul Gendreau Philll PingMan PizzaMan Pommie Popeye Potter Poutine Princess PuraVida Razz Red Reider Ripzone RobBob Rocky Roy Roesy Rosco Rufus Rulz Rusty Ruth RyNo Schwacker Screamer Seeker Shades ShortStack Silver Fox Don Sketchy SmallFry Smallpak Smitty SoloWalk (r) Sometime Spike SpinMaster Steamer Steel Crazy Stevie Ray Stew SunShine Sutty Switch T-bird TNT The Bomb The Enigma Tiger Tones Toro TravelFreak TreeWhacker Trickle Tickle (r) Triple D Trix TwinDad VeKaen Vinnie Watsy Wilford Will Wins XL Easy YipMeister YoungGun Your Worship Zoey (we remember) chill pointZero Select Opponent Grasshopper's Upcoming Events Hammond Sat Sep 30 @ 1:00 pm Complete schedule of events... Grasshopper's 2023 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 26 Birds 12 Birdie Avg 0.46 Eagles 1 Skins 5 Skin Bones $-55 Dogs 9 Dog Bones $63 Scoring Median 91 Win % 60% Wins 45 Losses 30 Draws 2 Points 92 Total Bones $83 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Grasshopper's Career Stats Seasons 13 Events Played 149 Birds 63 Birdie Avg 0.42 Eagles 1 Skins 46 Skin Bones $-136 Dogs 44 Dog Bones $56 Scoring Median 95 Win % 46% Wins 172 Losses 206 Draws 28 Points 372 Total Bones $-250 All Stats Grasshopper's Past events Mountain Creek Sun Sep 24, 2023 Meadows Sat Sep 23, 2023 Greensmere Wed Sep 20, 2023 Kingsway Park Wed Sep 6, 2023 Cedarhill Fri Sep 1, 2023 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap