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Slammer Tour Member auldphart's Profile
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auldphart's Personal Profile
Alias
Eden Windish
Slammer Email
auldphartatsignslammertour.com
Membership Status
Silver
Region
East
Occupation
Courier for Health Canada, should be retarded very soon
Rookie Year
2017
Likes
Tough crosswords, women who are smarter than I am (helps with the crosswords), animals, nature, Oklahoma Sooners football, quiet evenings at home with someone special (besides Grumpy)
Dislikes
Bullies, tailgaters, 5-putts (it's happened!), bureaucratic red tape/waste/excess/inefficiencies,
Hobbies
Trivia, board games, travel, poker, table tennis, camping, NY Times Sunday crosswords, composing trivia questions, collecting & fine-tuning quality jokes
Personal Commentary
Try to follow Teddy Roosevelt's philosophy re dealing with adversity: "Do the best you can, with what you have, where you are."
auldphart's Golf Bio
Division
C
Teeblock Assignment
T3
Driving Distance (Yards)
205
Rounds Per Year
35
Competition Preference
The morether, the gooder
Your 150 Yard club?
6-Iron
Days Able to Play
Mostly weekends until retirement
Highlights
Waking up in the morning and still being able to stomach what's peering back at me from the mirror
Lowlights
Having the mirror break in the morning
Strength
Being able to laugh at myself when I do something not-too-smart
Weakness
Having to laugh at myself too often
Favourite Local Course
Equinelle, Casselview, Mountain Creek (great management!)
Favourite Shot
1. Myers' dark Jamaican rum - 2. 8-iron chip shot
Favourite Club
Moon Wood (hybrid, 25 degrees, about 150 yds on a good day).
Hole in One
On my bucket list - hopefully it'll come in the next 50 years.........
The Commish Cup
Commish Cup Inski
Yes
Commish Cup Comment
Played for 1st time this year, would highly recommend to anyone who has not yet experienced it
auldphart's Head-To-Head
auldphart's Upcoming Events
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auldphart's 2018 Stats - Detailed Stats
Events Played 36
Birds 12
Birdie Avg 0.33
Eagles 0
Skins 7
Skin Bones $-108
Dogs 7
Dog Bones $-40
Scoring Median 93
Win % 47%
Wins 39
Losses 44
Draws 7
Points 85
Total Bones $-173
Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats
auldphart's Career Stats
Seasons 2
Events Played 61
Birds 14
Birdie Avg 0.23
Eagles 0
Skins 10
Skin Bones $-211
Dogs 13
Dog Bones $-74
Scoring Median 96
Win % 47%
Wins 69
Losses 79
Draws 15
Points 153
Total Bones $-335
All Stats
auldphart's Past events
Pine View Sun Sep 23, 2018 Upcoming Event
Mountain Creek Sat Sep 22, 2018 Upcoming Event
Brockville Sun Sep 16, 2018 Upcoming Event
Canadian Sun Sep 9, 2018 Upcoming Event
Canadian Fri Aug 31, 2018 Upcoming Event
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